>at least i'm not you. for i have touched many titties
You guys realise the OP image was a quote ironically made by a /v/irgin to mock "hardcore /r/gaming pros" (who actually took up the quote and made le epic OC by copy and pasting it on other screenshots of Skyrim and Battlefield etc), right?
"Just because your paranoid don't mean they're not after you"
An insight I had a few weeks ago:
When you and me get old and sick and a young nurse comes to help us out, the young nurse haven't been born yet.
"Behind every man now alive stand thirty ghosts, for that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living.
Since the dawn of time, roughly a hundred billion human beings have walked the planet Earth.
Now this is an interesting number, for by a curious coincidence there are approximately a hundred billion stars in our local universe, the Milky Way.
So for every man who has ever lived, in this Universe there shines a star." - Arthur C. Clarke
And of course
"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - Unknown
Violets are gay
Roses are gayer
So shut the fuck up
Andere listen to Slayer!
life is fucking pointless
no one has a life
been a while since I listened to it...
No one expects the spanish inquisition!
"Things may come to those who wait, but only things left behind by those who hustle." - Abraham Lincoln
Dude was G'ed up from the feet up.
Have both feets on the ground but not at the same time or else you won't get anywhere.
That quote is also fucking retarded.
It's like a faggot saying "I am a fag, not because I don't have any dick, but because I choose to have many"
This very quote applies to bookworms, the difference being that you actually learn from books while vidya turn you into a fat disgusting neckbeard kek
>inb4 LEL EUPHORIC FEDORALORD GTFO!!11
FUCKING STAHP THIS FAGGOTRY ON /b/! THERE ARE GAY BOARDS LIKE /hm/ & /lgbt/! GO THERE FAGGOTS!!!!
/b/ HATES YOU! YOU ARE KILLING EVERY THREAD YOU POST TO!
>true! However, those who have an unhealthy obsession with video-games also have a tendency to choose less healthy foods. You always see people eating chips as well as pizza and similar foods while playing videogames, whereas bookworms don't eat while reading because it might distract them from what they're reading and because food stains might ruin the text
Yes, you are a gamer because you have no life and do not know how to interact with others. Your life is dictated by completing the digital challenges created by game developers, that provide no real results or rewards. Ten years from now, you are not going to look back at the time you wasted playing video games and think it was worthwhile. You will look back and feel regret for all the opportunities that lied before you in the real world that you never tried to accomplish. Don't try to justify your lonely existence. Try to improve it.
ain't it beautiful if everyone follows this?
My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
Friends, I like war.
No, friends, I love war!
I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds.
And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
I do not understand why so many /b/tards enjoy trap threads. Me think they are lonely faggots who've lost all hopes of ever dating a real girl, and thus conform with whatever reflects the image of a real girl.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the yark bombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
Very well. Then war is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for us to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand battle-hardened warriors will burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
"Anita Sarkeesian is not Magneto. And when people say she needs to be stopped, I think that’s what people say about Magneto. She is not that. She does not have a Sisterhood of Evil Mutants. She ain’t gonna take your games away.”
yep. women have been subservient to men since
the dawn of man. that primal factor still resides in
women, which is why you have to be the cloud
and not the rainbow if you want some tail.
Depends on what you read.
Games (vidya and otherwise) are good for the brain. Playing games actually helps to stave off or delay the onset or worsening of Alzheimer's symptoms.
Meanwhile, Snooki "wrote" an autobiography.
So, yeah. Depends on what you read.
It's stupid to talk about things you're not. Be yourself and you'll be fine.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. - navy seal guy
My senior quote.
Got told no.
Had to replace wih Top Nep.