your hand has no reason to be there, its obviously you put it there on purpose so we see the nailpolish, you're trying to get attention to the thread by being a women, in that case it is TITS OR GTFO
She's.....alive, but in much worse condition. Broken jaw (wired shut now), broken wrist, four missing teeth, and a bone graft in her gum.
Actually I was holding up the fat so the whole bruise would be visible.
Nahh my ribs hurt worse and covers up the pain from that bruise.
I really do. I'm jealous of my friend. All liquid diet for 4-8 weeks and she's already lost like 20 pounds.
>ABLOO ABLOO IT NEVER USED TO BE LIKE THIS
Old /b/ would track this bitch down and balckmail her for nudes if she didn't the moment she revealed her gender. Don't give us that shit.
looks photoshopped right off of my GF's stomach. she uh... she felldwnsmstairs....
YOUR PREGNANT?! FALCOOOOON...
I've been doxxed by /b/ before and all I got was 4 people calling about a free guitar ad on craigslist. 2scary4me
>It happened to be once, it's not the same!
I Realize you are 11 and don't know where you are, but lurk quietly in the backround for a few years before spouting stupid shit like a specially made toilet faucet.
this is some pussy shit, ive had that same bruise like 15 times in my life, all from simply not being a pussy.
i mean i dont even know how the fuck they get there half the time, im like holy shit where did this come from i cant even remember.
Congratulations! You're the best. Number 1. Go you. This thread is yours now. You've earned it. :)))
Its roadrash, they said.
>I'm not a brony. This isn't what it looks like.
Sounds good. I'll be here.
Already did. Kind of hurts my ribs when I get close, so I took another painkiller and am waiting.
>matching elbow bruise!
btw if u live in florida, specifically if your hiding a penis between them legs or not, let me know.
see if i can bruise more than that pussy ass shit.
maby ill find a reason to take back my opinion.
Look at where the penis is bending...
It's a trap
Dammit. You got me.
Your friend? Awh sad.
We both ended up at the same hospital. I was released a few hours later, she was there for 3 days and had two surgeries. Her injuries are here: >>602728583
I wish. Much better story.
knew it wasnt a trap, male pubic hair grows differently and men dont have the slight bump above the vagina its flat.
If you really need to take the credit that badly, go for it.
Idk if I should be offended.
I really am just covered in bruises. Sorry about that.
I was going to be a dick and go for the pen, but getting up hurts like fuck.
Don't look the gift horse in the mouth, George.
write tim m on the side of your leg for me ?
Lol. I know what a dox is. Hence I used the word dox.
I'm bored. Pain won't let me sleep.
Ba dum tss.
They're all old so they just get washed when I shower.
i would fuck you until you turn into a hypowered electric diesel hybrid engine car. id love to take a ride on you through the streets and hear your fleshy four limb drive boost across the streets.
your whorishness wouldn't even need to go to the gas station. you could survive by sucking green energy straight from my weenie beenie.
every time i fuck her pussy in my daydreams, i just imagine all of the other men orgasming into her well worn pussy. the scenes of 10's 50's even hundreds of men unloading their cum into her bruised babybag BOOSTS me with the power of my forefuckers and blast slimey carbonara like ive never done befor
Wow way to break the news before anyone else.
Awww I already came right before reading this.
Probably because it has been. Duh. Stupid.