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>>602776487 so, there's this young boy aged 15 and his dad is a multi-millionaire, a billionaire in fact - he's one of the riches people in the world.
It comes up to the boy's 16th birthday and the dad asks; >"what do you want for your birthday, son?" >"Can I have a plastic parrot please dad?" >"OK, sure, but i am incredibly rich by the way, I can get you something more expensive..." >"no thanks, a plastic parrot will do fine>"
>>602776816 It comes up to the boy's 17th birthday and the dad asks him; >"What would you like for your birthday, son?" >"Could I have a whole box of plastic parrots?" >"errrm, yeah, sure, but don't you want something a little more extravagant, seeing as I'm super rich, and all?" >"no, no, a box of plastic parrots will do fine."
On his birthday, the boy gets his box of plastic parrots; >"thanks dad, this is the best birthday ever"
>>602777078 So, it comes up to his 18th birthday. and the dad asks; >"what do you want for your birthday, son?" >"can I have a whole WAREHOUSE filled with plastic parrots?" >yeah, sure, I thought you'd ask for something like that. Don't you want something else though as well, it is your 18th birthday after all. I could get you a car or something, anything you want." >"No thanks, just get the plastic parrots please."
>>602777314 So on his birthday, his the boy's dad gives him the address to the warehouse and the boy's over the moon, but he also gives him the keys to a brand new Bentley Continental. >"Thanks, dad, this is the best birthday ever!" says the boy, and off he drives to his warehouse.
>>602777504 Later that day, the dad gets a phone call; >"hello, is that Mr. RichGuy?" >"Speaking." >I'm afraid I have some bad news to give you; I'm sorry to say that your son has been in a fatal car accident." >ohshit. Really? what the fuck happened?" >"well he was on his way to some warehouse and was driving a little too fast in anticipation it would seem, and he totalled the car. you need to come down to the hospital straight away, he's in a fatal condition." >"OK, I'll be there as soon as I can."
>>602778058 On his way to the hospital, the dad is filled with guilt. >"Oh if only I hadn't bought him the car, he wouldn't be dying right now
He arrives at the hospital, finds his son... >"how are you doing, son?" >"I'm OK - they've given me loads of pills and injections to take the pain away"
they just sit there for a while, neither really knows what to say. after a time, the dad asks; >"Look, I know this is a bit insensitive, with you dying an' all, but you have to tell me, what was with the plastic parrots?" >"I don't mind, I know that it's a bit of a confusing obsession for others to understand. I'll explain everything if you just do one thing for me." >"what's that, I'll do anything son..." >"drive down to the warehouse and bring me just one plastic parrot, then all will be revealed"
So he drives off to the warehouse to pick up the parrot.
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