37 decides what rumor we spread about the new macbook.
Get rolling, time to fuck with applefags again.
This fucking needs to happen without the 37 anyway.
Three dubs in a row and I can't get a fucking 37
This song is made by ISIS
The Macbook pro will be using USB3 connectors and because it's being rushed, the connectors aren't properly insulated, causing the case to excessively heat around the connectors. This will cause the plastic and metal to warp and discolor. In rare occurrences, it can even cause a short circuit, leading to mild electric shocks and possibly start fires as well as damage any devices plugged into the port
I think you guys jumped the gun on this one. At least spread the rumor when people actually can "try it out"
I heard the new MacBook is coming out!!!!!!
And it's so light it will actually float on water!!!!
So next time you drop yours over the boat dave, no need to call daddy for a new one, we can just pick it up!!!
You guys already spreading it!?
saw on my local yik yak
>say apple is adding customizable LED lights under the keys
>colors can only change from blue and pink
>LGBT community will stir into an uproar
>rioting in the streets
>LGBT community is preoccupied
>now is our chance
>we show up to the riots wearing Tiger Woods nike apparel
>LGBT's hate the almighty TW
>they look devastated to see that we are supporting this man
>they start charging us
>it is our duty to to protect the almighty TW
>we will take no prisoners
Someone type "Thanks to the advanced minimum-density battery design, the new Macbook can in fact float on water." in the apple font on this pic, im too lazy.