ITT: Things you really need to go see a doctor about but are too much of a pussy or just plain lazy.
i got the flu for over a week now
the fuck is he gonna do for me i already got it
I don't know. Is it normal to be able to crack your sternum multiple times? Feels like it gets real stiff and I have to sort of stretch and it pops, can usually make it pop two or three times before it feels 100% better.
I had a problem with my eyes for more than 6 years, couple of weeks ago a blood vessel burst in my retina and I needed 3 hours of laser surgery under geneal anesthetic to stop it happening again, all because I was too much of a pussy to have a much simpler procedure done earlier
tl;dr - didn't go to doctor, nearly went blind
My ears have been fucked up for a few months. Specifically my right ear, the eardrum moves/vibrates and makes random buzzing and clicking noises multiple times a day, and when I lay that ear against a pillow or something I can hear my heartbeat really loudly and some other noises, it makes it hard to fall asleep.
I've been shitting soft and weird for two months now, too embarassed to see a doctor, also have some stretch marks on my belly which according with a doctor friend of a friend could be cushing's syndrome, fuck me only embarassing shit
I need to go to the doctor for social anxiety and panic attacks. Problem is I'm too terrified to go. I need some Valium or something to calm me down before I go, but I have to go to the doctor to get them. I don't have any connections to get any at the moment. I currently drink to calm my nerves, but if i drink and go to the doctor and they take my blood pressure it will be high and that will send me in to a full blown panic attack and I'll pass out or puke or both. I also have a phobia of the blood pressure cuff thing. I get lightheaded and sick and black out when that thing squeezes my arm. I'm a train wreck, /b/.
oh i have that. i went to the doctor and they told me muscle atrophy (???)
anyway i started exercising and stopped being ridiculously skinny and it got better. i still go out of my way to crack it occasionally. it just feels like a big relief. try changing your posture or get off the computer sometimes....
Erectile dysfunction. 40% of the time I can't keep it up past the first 5 minutes. I want cialis but fuck I gotta look another man in the eye and tell him "I'm 26 and my dick don't work, can I get some drugs?"
Cluster headaches. Been to the doc, but headache diagnosis is pretty much impossible. No over the counter drugs work and he hasn't given me any nice narcotics. It's a living hell. Headaches last for weeks on end sometimes. I get about 4 or 5 days off a month from it.
1. I fall asleep randomly at times, I have hallucinations before falling asleep, I passout and fall sleep when im sad or mad, and sometimes I would sleep hours at a time or have insomnia for days.
2. My dick got caught in my zipper and a part of my foreskin got stuck on the bottom of my glands when it healed. (it's not very noticeable, but I was told that girls could feel it when giving me head).
3. I have constant nosebleeds, that go on for hours.
all of this because I cant afford healthcare anymore because of thanks Obama.
I also absolutely hate the feel of that cuff. I don't have quite the extreme reaction you do, but I worry about it to the point that I'm convinced fear of having my blood pressure taken is raising my blood pressure. High blood pressure is my one and only health problem.
You have a colony of insects living in your ear
Anxiety maybe, depression maybe. I do eat unhealthy but I'm active. Also I've been this way for years and nothing, but then like a year ago it started. I do masturbate daily though no matter if I got pussy recently or not.
Would cialis still work through all the things you mentioned?
Detox your body.. Drink green tea. It will remove unwanted metals. Toxins from geoengineering and Radiation from fukushima does not help one. Also, do you get vaccines? When metals are injected into your body there is no possible way to remove them from your system and you will be shit out of luck.
Anon, if you're not trolling please go see a cardiologist.
No, don't get vaccines, got a flu one 8 years ago and got the flu so bad I had to go to the ER. I eat pretty much organic stuff, don't eat anything with high fructose syrup. I eat pretty "clean". I do take anti depressants though, and it seems like it started then.
My eyes have recently had a problem where both my eyes can't focus on the same thing, and I end up seeing two of something instead of one.
I googled this, and apparently it's a common and treatable thing, but if it's not treated soon after symptoms appear, then the result is permanent eye damage. Too bad I can't afford another eye appointment due to other eye problems I've recently been in for.
>tfw you're a genetic fuck up
> Got 3 lumps on my testicles
> Go through days/weeks of feeling like crap, tired, fatigued etc.
Went for blood tests last year had similar symptoms. Pointed towards a change in my liver function (probably from partying) and thyroid function being unusual.
Too much of a faggot to go back for more bloods.
Oh yeah and 2/4 of my siblings have a heart condition which I always mean to get myself checked for.
Oh and I go through stages of ED
No vaccines is good news. Maybe you are lacking minerals that your brain needs. Try eating shelled hemp seeds And try getting more omega fatty acids. eat avocado and a wide variety of veggies and fruits. Also get more exercise.
I had an ingrown toe nail a few months ago and the doctors cut it out and put that chemical shit on it to stop growing in that area but they missed a spot so now there's a small piece of nail that keeps growing upwards and it's annoying as fuck. also my toe might be infected or some shit cause it's always red.
dont want to go cause i dont want to get stabbed with another injection of anesthetic and have to get stitches and shit as well as be out of action for work and shit for a week.
You're probably not eating good? Lots of salt intake is also an issue, not enough water would cause this too. Improper diet , no vegetables, leafy greens, missing key vitamins. I used to feel like throwing up after weightlifting but that's because I never ate right
I've phlegm in the back of my throat for a while now, like when you're getting over the worst of a cold.
It's pretty annoying coughing that shit up on a daily basis but I'm too lazy to see a doc.
Never been a smoker so it can't be anything to do with that
Non smoker for over a year (cluster headaches are common in smokers though). Had 9 beers over 6 years. Was a big pothead, but only smoked pot twice in 5 years. The most unhealthy thing about me is that I am overweight. I eat good natural foods, I cook, I never get pre made stuff or things with a shit ton of preservatives. Just shitty, if I took horrible care of myself it would make a wee bit more sense.
Lately the skin along my knuckles, on my right hand, has been dry and slightly itchy and it gets bumpy. It also happens to an area on the back of my hand pretty close to my thumb. It's really annoying.
I lift shake and shingle blocks that weigh upwards of 300 pounds. Did it every day, all day. And never had heart problems. Your heart should not be making you feel like that. You need to get something done about that.
there's a big weird bump in the back of my left ear for months now, last month it grew 2x
my left eye and nose twitched for 3 months, lately stopped
my main chest bone is broken? I have to do this special stretching until it feels like it went in place
sometimes, between my balls and my anus, there's this weird feeling that hurts so bad I can't even hide it, but happens once or twice a year
and probably a few other things
Also, sometimes when I'm asleep one of my eyes starts to hurt and gets really watery. And it hurts a lot. It's not excruciating, but damn. It has happened to both eyes a few times, but fortunately not both at the same time.
puss keeps coming out my dick and I keep getting sick/fever figure I got cancer. No healthcare. trying to bang 100 chick's b4 I die. Up to 47 :) gotta change schools coz I been through everyone here.
I think I'm depressed, but I'm not really sure how to handle the problem. I mean, my family is prone to it, it's very common among both sides. But what the fuck do I tell my doctor? "Hey, so sometimes I feel shitty for a few weeks at a time without reason." Is that what depression is? I'd like to ask my family members, but the only person I would ask I don't want to because he's the one who might get fucked up over me being fucked up.
i had an ischemic stroke (heroin od) and now have a weird ache on the back of my head, i figure it will just go away eventually but it has been 8 months. i also figure wat the fuck can they do about it anyway other than brain surgery which i am not so keen to have.
I have a molar that has rotted itself into my gums. Want to get it pulled out or replaced once my dental coverage kicks in.
I also have some sort of tremors/shakiness in my hands; I'm not sure what that's about.
I have a couple teeth like that. They bleed sometimes and smell like ass. No dental insurance. I recently had an abscess. Jammed a toothpick up in my gum and drained it. Bled like you wouldn't believe.
i was an IV drug user for four years. I've been clean for a bit over a year, but i really need to get checked for HIV/Hep. C.
have health insurance and shit, just too chickenshit to find out
I think I might have a sports hernia. Over the last month, 3 times right teste area gets sore overall, with twinges of sharper pain when straining ie lifting something.
Checked and couldnt find anything out of the ordinary in the way of swelling or lumps
Has anybody seem my brother, Lloyd Offen? He has a 125 pound tumor herniar. I'm worried he has met with foul play.
ITT: kids who have a stubbed their toe or some such trivial shit, get on my level and have a stroke you pussies.
Have ANA hep 2 immune disease 1:640 tite, positive on Lupus.
That was a year ago i haven't been to a doctor since then and i'm a heavy smoker.
Cough is unbearable in the mornings, keep spitting out greenish/grayish stuff throughout the day
Whhhaaaat. I had the flu for over 2 months. Enjoyed the sick leave, but shit got real bad towards the end so I had to go. Nigga give me some anti-biotics and that was it.
focusing may be something else, I never have focusing problems and I have a lazy eye
lazy eye is more like, when you move your head around and one eye decides to stick and not move with the other
Hey now. Language. I though this was a judgement free zone. I'm trying to get as many of them preg as possible. Sure at least 4 of 5 of them must be by now. I want to leave heaps of kids that's what's were meant to do. I keep getting dizzy too. Passed out at the wheel a few time and wake up with headaches.
have a heart problem where i suddenly get an instense pain
i can feel my heart rapidly increasing and decreasing
throat suddenly hurts
suddenly becomes hard to breath
studder for like 8 seconds
cant stand up
fucking painful as shit
its happened twice the last month
was born with a heart murmur so i figure thats probably it.
I have that thing where your jaw stops connecting back to your face
I went to a specialist and they wanted to cut part of my tongue off to fix it
fuck this shithole I'm never seing a doctor again, not that I can afford it again
Have had back pains since I was in middle school I am 20 now I'm not fat nor was I fat so I know that's not the problem and I never slouch over so that's also not the problem. It usually hurts a lot if I get up from bending over or laying down.. Just too lazy to go to the doctors or wait in a doctors office