Hey /b/, let me tell you of my victory:
>Fall in love
>Pretty good going
>She cheats, fucks me around
>Get past it and get back together
>Fast forward to October 2013
>Break up with her
>Realize I fucked up
>Try getting back with her, no go
>She fucks another dude around Christmas time
>Did it to "get back at me"
>Breaks my heart, but we get back together
>Fast forward to 3rd anniversary Oct. 31, 2014
>I did not want it
>Reconcile and get back together the next day
>One week later
>Find out she's cheating
>Thanksgiving rolls around
>Drunken call from guess who
>She says she's sorry, blah blah blah
>She comes over, we fuck
>Just banging for a while nothing serious
>One night she tells me to leave her alone
>"I met this guy, blah blah blah"
>Fine, leave her alone
>One month later
>Text her to get my shit back from her house
>Two guitars, some clothes, etc.
>"They got stolen, blah blah blah, I'm sorry"
>Whatever just give me back my strap
>Vintage strap my dad gave me, means a lot to me
>Meet her up that night
>"Oh I missed you blah blah blah"
>Go to her place and bone
Mind you, I really loved her and wanted to get back with her, but she didn't. I figured I would do something to prove my love for her to get her back.
you're a fucking moron for getting back with a girl who cheated. You deserved to get your shit "stolen"
>yfw she sold the guitars to buy birth control to cheat on your beta ass
>We end up talking for about a month
>She decides that she doesn't want me around anymore
>Stop talking for about two weeks
>Hit her up again to see how she is
>Start talking again
>She met this guy Mike
>She likes him
>I love her, still want her back
>She decides it's cool to fuck us both and use a guy in the military for money under the assumption she'll be with him
>Start getting bitter because she's rubbing Mike in my face
>Won't stop talking about him
>He's so much better than you
>He's got his life together
>MIKE MIKE MIKE
>She's doing this on purpose
>No remorse, just a cold bitch
>Start feeling like ass
>Still at her beck and call
>Today Mr. Military writes me on Facebook
>Asks me some shit about her
>Tell him the truth about everything
>Ask her if we're cool
>Just want to know if we're friends
>"Ehh, we're whatever"
>You stupid bitch, you just unleashed the beast
>Decide to tell Mike everything
>Tell him about her lies, her cheating, everything
>He breaks it off
>Call her just a bit ago
>She's in tears
>What the fuck do you want?
>Fuck you, blah blah blah
>You're worthless you loser
>Now all three of her toys are gone
>I may be alone tonight, but so is she
>And I feel GREAT
This whore got what she deserved. BTW, all of you are cancer, but I needed to share this victory.
Son, I think you confused being a bitch-ass pussywhipped cockhungry herpesmonger with winning.
>Caring about a guitar strap just because it was youre dads
I don't understand why people care about objects just because they were once someone elses. You don't believe in voodoo, why would you have a sentimental value for an object?
So OP, how does it feel to know the woman you love and want to be with has sex with at least two other guys on a regular basis. Every time you are eating her out you are basically eating another guys cum.
You are a fucking cuck faglord who can't even keep his bitch tied down, you suck.
Print this out and place it somewhere visible on the rear window of your vehicle
You shouldn't have been such a huge faggot in the first place. A month later you're gonna be writing another green text about you got back with that bitch. Just wait Anon it will fucking happened because you're such a dickless piece of shit who will never get his shit together
Go die fag.
Maybe you should take your advice bud.
Better than yours
My bad friend. It's just a two-part story anyways
Yeah I figured she probably hocked em or something. Stupid cunt.
Satan demands it, I must do it.
Read the cont.
Hardcore. She was raped too, but what bitch hasn't been kek.
Maybe so, but I'm floating right now.
Thank you too!
Yes you are cancer. I should get checked though, thanks.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You obviously have no idea what winning means. You have been ragged around like a worthless pussy for years and at the end you retaliated by whispering bitterness with that guy. You acted like a total bitch, and in what you recognize as your highest moment, you actually feel deep under the betaness that is the failure of a man you are.
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
Well it's also cool as fuck. I might as well get whatever I can back
It certainly is.
Berate me you fucking faggots, I ain't coming down!
It sucks, but I loved hearing that whore cry. It was worth it. So fucking worth it.
I would but I have to prove to this bitch that I am god. Fuck prison, I'm too good looking.
Nah, why don't you.
Maybe so, but I feel great right now!
Is that even a thing?
I sure do. I'm an idiot and a fool in love, but I tore that bitch down, and now she feels like I have for months.
I do feel good. Love has no winners either, but I'd rather be here than in her shoes.
You're on /b/, so I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're right here at the bottom too.
Yeah, but I went out in style.
Wait there is more to the story if forgot to tell
>get back together 1 month later
>she fucked a dude blahblahblah
>says shes sorry
>have wild sex
>we continue to have wild sex for the next month
>says she has something to tell me
>i go over to her place
>tells me she pregnant
>tell her i have a pregnant dominatrix fantasy
>she gets so wet
>she calls the black guy shes been fucking with
>his names jamal
>he comes over
>he pushes me down
>he rips off my pants
>i can feel his big black throbbing dick being thrusted into my little white ass
>he smells like africa
>she shits on my face while he ravages my little faggot asshole
>in the heat of the action the nigger has a heart attack
>she starts sobbing next to him
>"no jamal no!"
>5 days later i am watching the news
>"black man dies near young white male"
>i think of Jamal
>all of a sudden my picture shows up on the TV
>a few hours later my house is surrounded by protesting niggers and colege students
>night sets in
>college students go to sleep
>a molotov is thrown at my window
>Hordes of niggers rush into my house stealing all my shit
>they find me hiding in the basement
>they put me on my hands and knees
>my tiny little white asshole is ruthlessly ravaged by dozens of niggers
>i get up hours later
>my asshole is bleeding
>i open the basement door
>i get on the floor
>i do the dinosaur
u are a fagget, a proper fagget, the biggest of faggets.
you autistic retard
why the fuck would you get with a btch that cheated on you, you deserved everythin that happend to you,
Hope I never meet people like you irl OP. I mean, I can't. Gamma is nonexistent where I'm from.
>hoping it's all bait
>I sure do. I'm an idiot and a fool in love, but I tore that bitch down, and now she feels like I have for months
And if you truly love her still, for some reason after being jerked around so often, you'll feel like shit in a few days for being to vengeful. Really, it's time to grow up.
>Hi /b/, remember me?
>I told my cheating ex's boyfriend about her cheating with me
>Got back with her again cause I love her
>She breaks up with me, wtf
>Want my dildo back
>Says it's stoled, lol yeah right
>At least give the anal beads back
>Meet up to pick up anal beads
>Back together again
>She's cheating again though
Wut do, /b/?
Oh shit, kek.
I hope the same for you.
You can't even spell
No bait here, I'm pathetic, but I don't care. I fucked everything up with her, My relationship with her was the epitomy of how not to handle shit, but it's a learning experience, and she finally knows how I feel.
I love her, and I would not have changed this outcome one bit. She's a ho, and I saved some other dude from being in my position. It's definitely time to grow up, I just turned 18, so I figure this is my final hoorah of being the loser ass kid in HS.
Is this your story? I'd love to hear it, but why did you have dildos at her place you colossal fag?
You just get more pathetic with every post. This thread was the high point of your life, and you have nothing left to look forward to except your ex living a happy life after she gets over this incident.
Enjoy being alone forever, autist.
Yup, I did fuck up, but there was no redeeming myself with this bitch. I lost my shit all the time around her, I consistently fucked up.
Eat a dick fag, you're on /b/, so I don't think you're life is any better off than mine. In fact, I'll bet it's worse, because I'm probably younger than you, with a better outlook. I may be shit with bitches, but I bet I have more talent than you'll ever aspire to. Kek, stay mad faggot.
It is not.
Oh. Ok, cause I know a Gavin who had a similar situation to you. He also hates me now.
1. Thinks I prefer a different friend to him(a guy that fucked his gf)
2. Thinks I'm trying to fuck his gf
3. Probably some other stupid shit
What is your talent, may I ask? Being a hero in your own mind and nowhere else? Masturbating to the thought of men and convincing yourself you're still straight? The world needs answers.
Indeed, but he was my fag. I miss him, but fuck it.
Pic related. We went to a gwar concert together
Last time I saw him, I told him I love and miss him. He acted as if he did too. Later texted another friend of mine "nah I still hate you guys. I'm just not a socially inept retard and know how to play it cool" saw him at the same place the next day, told me to fuck off. Therefore, fuck Gavin.
Would bang gf though. If the opportunity arose. (most likely won't)
Hey /b/, let me tell you of my victory:
>She cheats, fucks me around
>Get past it and get back together
An epic tale of being a faggot in just 4 lines.
The fuck out of my /b/, pansy ass motherfucker.