I could look at these threads all.... HHHNNNGGG!
Who the fuck wouldnt. I fucking love chavs
like the one on the left. she just looks cute as fuck. I need to find some real chavs and just pretend im rich and theyll flock to fuck with me.
Then I will actually choose one to date
Since all but 2 or 3 birds in this thread are obviously children, its a safe bet that you didn't fuck anything like anyone in this thread. Keep believing the lie tho, let its warmth guide you to happieness .
Shit son. That's why I'm glad I live in Lincoln, I've only seen a few niggers about. We've got a load of polish though, which is a shame. Not to mention the Asian scene has really picked up, we've even got a fucking karaoke bar now.
oh god nigga, i was i Birmingham, Nottingham and Derby a few weeks ago. your women are horrid. half of them have fetal alcohol syndrome and the other half is just cesspool. and i thought Norwegians are meh.
>Chavs are such easy sluts
>I fucked 12 last night on my way to the shop
>They were literally begging to suck my cock for a shot of vodka
>They're all such fucking sluts
>Literally the most revealing picture in the thread is one person showing her stomach
I seriously wish there was an /rp/ board so you fucking house dwellers had a place to play.
protip: you've probably seen lots of chavs naked
protip: naked girls look like naked girls you dumb fuck
once they're naked the entire style is gone and they are regular naked females
>tits like those
Something doesn't add up...
And the bonus ball.
Now I'm off to fap.
Fuck it, I'm a generous man
there is an imageset on xhamster but i lost it, got some pics though
>big tits, perfect nipples
Are you telling fibs, anon?
i dunno why, but i want to beat them up so badly.
like crying and blood everywhere.
My home team pride is not letting me ignore my spelling error. FC Bayern.
And it's simple, go to a pub to watch the game, tell em you are a foreigner here for Uni, hit on them with the thickest fucking accent you can (while still understandable), undoubtedly beat the shit out of some MannU or Chels fag, fuck the natives, return to pub to catch the final score and laugh at how everyone else fails in comparison to FC Bayern.
ITT: desperate fucks posting pic's of extremely slutty girls overloaded with ake-up and aren't even chavs.
i rahter love a woman instead of a fucking barbie doll which i want to beat up everytime i see one.
>Doesn't keep her Rubicon in the fridge
The one on the right, next to uncle Fester.
The far right? In the black dress and heels? Yeah, I would give her my weißwurst, since I am hoping the face she is making is a photo accident. I'd probably fuck the bird in blue, who for some reason is drinking in a staged photo. Dumb sluts.
I was hoping the face was just an optical illusion from how dark the photo is. I may go in with a pot overturned on we head, I like her body.
The one to her left is a little young to be remembering the 80s though.
Can confirm. Pakfag from candastan. Fucked a 15 yr old chav last summer when I was 19 on vacation. Easiest and cheapest girl I've banged. None of the north American bull shit. If a Pakfag can fuck them it's open season
I actually like most Pakfags (better than Iraqifags, who pollute Munich like sewer rats), and I have to agree. I saw a lot of Pakis with Chav girls when I lived in Kidderminster. But then again, I was a stranger in a Brummie land.
Are you kidding me? They would prefer a balding barnacle-teeth over ANYONE? Get fucking real anon, wake up from your delusions. One sentence with my crippled scandinavian accent, and their pussies would pop like bottlecaps.
how else would they seal in the crabs for ocean freshness
It works the same on Canadians too! A Swede and I managed to talk this BC girl straight out of her clothes with our accents. Women loves accents, and any faggot who says they would rather the same ole shit they can get any day over a foreign man with an accent is bloody mental.
They sure do love their accents.
I used to court a canadian girl, and she still won't leave me alone. Gotta' say I would prefer a british slut anyday. Something about their attitude gives me dick-tremors.
Got to agree with the Frenchman here. I mean, come on be serious. You know the stereotype. And you know how many of them come back knocked up from Greece during Holiday. Do you really think they are all Brit-babies? Fuck, Greece has to open like a million STD clinics on remote islands during Holiday just to contain the Chav-ness to the islands.
It did help that I found out the Canuck had a crush on me, so I was unrelenting with the accent (Boarisch has been voted the sexiest accent in German, by Germans). Seriously got her to break down and masturbate right in front of us during a Skype call. Now that I live in the US, I am thinking about taking a trip up the coast to BC for a conjugal visit.
I'm a fenno-scand. I don't dislike French in any way, and I've got to say women from all over the world fantasize about having sex with a French gentleman. Gotta' give that to you.
Suomi and Scandi, there are some groups I have lots of friends in. I will let you know, it's not just the French. If you come to America, call yourself European. The women here don't care what country, but they fantasise about Europeans. Frankly, I don't think they know half our actual countries, or they think Europe is a country, but you aren't fucking them for their brains.
Do not listen to any news articles that say the Brummie accent is loved elsewhere. It is equally despised overseas as it is at home. You am isn't a real fucking phrase, let alone should it be shortened to yam.
on the contrary britain has a rich history of immigration and racial mixing from the celts to the picts to the jutes to the normans to the angles to the saxons to the vikings to the romans to the jews to the african slaves to the indians to the pakis to the modern day eastern european influx
it is the most multiracial land on the planet and 3.5 million people in london alone are from 180 other countries
keep spouting shit though
most of the twisted forehead potato faces in this thread are of irish stock, which does happen to be the most inbred nation in europe with a rich history of 'keeping it in the clan' and brother-sister marriage that even the catholic church disapproved of and couldn't stop for centuries
gb2 school and lrn2 basic history