Well /b/, i was banned from 4chan for 18 months while on probation, but it ran out last night. im glad to be back, you miserable fucking faggots. ive missed 4chan.
so tell me /b/, what have i missed in the last 18 months?
Gore threads, sure. A lot more whiteknights and memelords though. Their favorite "Use this word to automatically win the epic debate" is "Edgy" and they post gay image with a fish to say "this is bait" which is another epic maymay from reddit. It basically means "trolling"
What debate? It's just a more specific way to call someone a faggot for liking something that you don't, you edgy fuck.
>Wah not everyone wants to look at my dead people
That fish has been here a little longer than that.
yeeeep. im from a small town in canada where im pretty sure they still sacrifice goats in the church basements. people around here dont take kindly to anything against the grain. it was all over the news actually
i guess idgaf about people on 4chin knowing my name or anything. many people already do. anyways, this is me. you can also google "john clapham medicine hat" to see all the news articles. you can also see i play a lot of chess
>Krinke described Clapham, based on evidence presented
>a person with difficulties in actual social relationships
>exasperated by the teen’s online interactions and personality traits.
The get of the fucking year was iron man it got automatically deleted before anybody could reply.
>>602993572ive briefly heard of the fappening.
they said they would do random sweeps of my laptop. they never did, ive checked it over for bugs several times. nothing. it was all smoke and mirrors once i got out. everyone in town hates me practically now
also yes, the prosecutors name was dolan. i loved that
sure lol just do what i did
most hours of sunlight from any other canadian city per year, greatest variation of weather in a short span of time, greatest amount of different kinds of weather in a single city, everyone knows everyone despite its size.
its a retirement community where all the wealth and political decisions are controlled by and catered to people over 65. if youre young, it sucks. if youre old and retired, youre in paradise. buses stop running at 1045 on weekends.
if youre in decent shape you can go from one end of med hat to the other on a bike in an hour or less. taxi is probably 25 bucks home from the bar to cover like...1/3 of the city. so not great. i drive. gas is dirt cheap because medicine hat is sitting on and near the largest amount of gas in canada.
OP I would like to cordially welcome you back to /b/ with the funniest WEBM (new format accepted on 4chan, not sure how many months ago it was - maybe a year?) I've seen in a few months
fuck no man, i am in computer programming at mhc. i drive, have a girlfriend, and i live in a condo for free. i also just got a job the other day after being turned down for countless previous jobs for having a criminal record. theres no way im letting this shitty town get the best of me.
also bus passes are cheap, and depending on where you live lots of ppl i know carpool. but in all seriousness, stay away from medicine hat. its shit here. but if youre set on it bus passes are cheap for students. yea im 20
When the Fappening happened (some anon leaked a shit load of celeb nudes from hacked apple cloud accounts), tumblr and reddit flooded /b/ in protest and started posting BANANAMAN. It has now become a /b/ shitpost.
that doesnt surprise me. to replace 4chan i went on tumblr. the amount of sjw and whiteknights there is insane. feminist capital of the internet. i argued with some of them. it was fruitless. i dont know why i tried
Sorry no can do, got a three year sentence to fill out there before I can leave. I'll be in health science but maybe I'll run it to ya. It'd be kinda neat to meet up with a guy who's thread I decided to click on out of the blue.
It was glorious.
Pt. 1: https://4archive.org/b/thread/600168027
Pt. 2: https://4archive.org/b/thread/600173161
Pt. 3: https://4archive.org/b/thread/600176301
There is if you are not a cheap bastard. Also I don't have kik, but I'll send you a message on facebook later on with skype or steam or something. Could chill play some vidya, whatever floats your boat
Welcome back anyways man.
People in your town might hate you but back here most of us glorify your devotion to delivering and not being a faggot of an OP.
We accept your dumb ass. Why not post a little about your story on r9k?
“our reality is not the reality of young people … Virtual reality is their reality.”
My god has tech really gotten that good? And to think I was excited about the hololens when apparently complete VR immersion encompassing every sense exists. Or the bitch thinks everyone on the internet is autistic as fuck.
sure, at some point. if people gimme there kik i can link them once i post on r9k but until then im going to help my mom take xmas lights down and have lunch so ill be around...talk to you gus later lol