I would but she would attack the fuck out of me. I do what I can though as far as matted fur goes. On the rare occasions she is in a placid mood, she will let me use the scissors to cut it. She would never let me brush her.
She bites, guys... a lot. There's no way I could put sucks onto her feet.
here she is licking her own clit. such a whore.
the sharpie thing might be unrealistic. does anybody have any requests for signs with timestamp?
sign request: "Mr. Fuggles ravaged my vagine."
>pic related, mr fuggles
he was a pimp. decimated the neighborhood pussy.
dude your cat looks like my cat
say "hellboy is a little bitch. i'll teach that slut the street lyfe"
Why do people even have pets that attack you and shit?
Seriously how could you even grow to love an animal that barely tolerates your presence?
OP, can you send a message to my cat, Toad? He hangs out too much with the dog, and I worry that he's not that into cats. He needs a message telling him pussy is where it's at.
not the requestor but thanks for delivery Mr. Pussy!
some other stupid whore barged in, found all the signs, and started wondering where hers were at.
"I licked Ozzie's hairy pussy and I liked it."
Throw the damn thing in the blender. Furry whore doesn't deserve to exist.
totally more slutty. I can feel the grease on my keyboard.
fuck I love cheetos.
A request with anything that has my cats name in it. Banksy.
OP ... are you a grill? Please show me your kitty nips
Where are you from, pretty kitty?