If this gets dubs or above I become a wizard and give kick ass wizard power's to everyone in this thread but only if you say thank you.
ONLY THE LIVING WILL KNOW PEACE FROM SATAN
THE DARK LORD IS LITERALLY IN THIS THREAD
ALL REPENT FOR THE RAPTURE IS UPON US
I think someone is asking for TRIPS
THIS FINE MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA GET ME TRIPS
>go to store
>and some chips cause nom
>get in line and see hot cashier
>god damn id hit it
>she register beer n chips
>give me that hot look.
>boner of the year.jpg
>asks card or check
>can only choose check
>cause check em
May Satan would grant me some of that?
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.
This thread, holy shit. You might as well check my dubs too
Stop. Really, I mean seriously, shut the fuck up with your dubs and trips stories. We don't give a duck about the fact that you roll a random number.
Why would you give a qhit about such an annoying topic?
It's definitely /b/'s most autistic "thing"