I can see how Popplewell isn't everyone's cup of tea, but how can you say that about Mellisa Clarke...
ok, scoff all you like, but this guy now gets to degrade these three symbols of female "empowerment" for the rest of his and their lives.
not a bad decision, considering none of them are truly horrendous (save for ET in the middle there)
She's by far the ugliest of the 3
This guy gets it, I'd love nothing more than to have the girl I hate and the two lesbian feminists I know as my 3 just so I could degrade them and they'd love it
I don't think so.
I know what you have planned...Sex is easy to find. Willing slaves is hard.
Alicia Keys' chest is hairier than mine.
anna sophia robb
I like how that almost never actually happened in real life. Think about it, slaves were so expensive that most families could only afford one. And the slaves often slept in the same house as the master because it's not like people all had two houses on their property in the 1800's. Why the fuck would you damage, and potentially kill your slave when you probably paid hundreds of dollars (equivalent to thousands of dollars in 2015 USD) to own them?
In reality slaves were well taken care of, because losing a slave was like losing an investment.
She has a good heart at least. How many rich knockouts would date an average-looking blind guy?
She's cool in real life, though, anon. And when you have a pornstar to fuck whenever, your other two waifus can be cool 7.5s. That's okay.
Y'all don't know how to play this game. Here is how it's done:
1.) Oprah Winfrey - I am now an instant billionaire and have a 61 year old black servant for the rest of my life.
2.) Cat Cora - Iron Chef and sexy dike. I get gourmet meals, and I get to bang her and all her lesbian friends.
3.) Christina Hendricks - thick and sexy as fuck. Sex slave for life, and she has a body built for churning out my soon to be Walder Frey like collection of kids.
So, honestly... Why Emma Watson?
Face is pretty, nothing amazingly special, but pretty. No ass, no tits, pretty meh body overall, to be honest.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I never understood the appeal. She's very average to me.
Love Benson's boobies. She's probably the most photogenic girl on the planet too. Even when she's out shopping dressed like a slob she looks gorgeous.
He'll probably be disappointed when he finds out she's pushing 30.
This was a tough one, but I will give my explanations.
1. Larkin Love - Sex Slave: She is a filthy whore with a long ass tongue, big titties, thick thighs and a nice ass. I would sacrifice unbaptized children to have her suck my cock just once.
2. America Ferrera - Love Slave: I first fell in love with her looks while watching Ugly Betty. She would be my confidant, the woman I cuddle with and love. I would fuck her too, but this would come second to Larkin Love.
3. Julia Child - Chef Slave: This woman can cook anything and everything, I would keep her around as a mami-esque slave.
With these three women, what more could a man want?