Elf-chan appreciation thread Continued!!! Everybody get in here and praise our enchanted mistress elf-chan!
keeping these threads alive for you elf-chan lovers all day every day!
let me know if you find another elf-chan thread pretty please! i love elf-chan
elf-chan, what kind of music do you listen to?
(Also post belly button please)
because i saved every picture and i can bump for a while
elf-chan is so perfect! please let me know if theres another thread id love to join it
everybody roll dubs and call our enchanted mistress to the thread!! we love u elf-chan
the old thread hit the image limit! now we need to find where she is or get her in here! she is so perfect and beautiful and generous and compassionate
Please rape my face am giagantic faggstar>>603283946
thinking about making an ask.FM for u guys to ask me questions!!
These threads have to stop so tired of seeing this bitches face
Why don't you stop seeking attention and kill yourself? Like this
yaay! im so glad you could make it!
i have a request! can you write "elf-chan loves anyone who loves elf-chan" on your stomach!
This is why you never take off the mask.
Thanks man! Im pretty sure this was like 2 weeks before it died! Heres another candid shot.
Elfie chan I love you so much last night I dreamed that we were having a wedding and you looked so beautiful in your dress! That's why I devoted my whole day to making threads about you because I know one day we will meet and fall hopelessly in love . i have a request! can you write "elf-chan loves anyone who loves elf-chan" on your stomach!
ew lmao no
My dearest elf-chan, I would like to submit a formal request for a picture of the most amazing little titties to ever grace b. No need for time stamp, we trust you, but including your face in the pic would be quite "helpful".
Every anon ever
holy shit he made another thread
just stop it's getting old now
Im pretty sure it was just a baby tomato. I picked it up from one of my college classes and then it dieded when I went home for summer. I told my friend to water it but. You see the state of his apartment.
elf-chan? could you please write "elf-chan loves anyone who loves elf-chan" on your stomach? it would really mean a lot to us anons who have been here for you since the very beginning!
"We're very excited about this"
"We can't live without it"
Put into banana context this video is fucking gold.
He almost died buying "Benzos" from a random nigger at a rest stop on the highway and had to go to the hospital. He's better now but. I dont think I have to lift a finger.
yeah looks super dark, also some people are noobs when it comes to watering.
looks like there's some white fuzzy stuff. that could have been mealybugs, which can more easily feed on an under-watered plant, but it may just be the photo quality.
No, this was when it was decently watered. The white fuzz were the bristles on the plant. The little hairs.
that is the real elf-chan because im op who's been making all the threads and i asked her what she thought about it earlier today and she said it was slightly creepy and that was the same response she gave on ask fm...so i believe her
It is a baby carrot and it was a bitch to make.
Shit dawg I didnt realize I was talking to the tomato guru.
I want to grow some of these beasts, but haven't gotten around to it yet. I do grow a lot of chillies though.
/b/ missed elf-chan :( i wish she was still in the thread.....
As soon as I get out of this college apartment, Im gonna start growing shit. Seems like so much fun and like it doesnt take too much, plus its healthier for you and cheaper.
How the fuck did this bitch get a chan title by just showing tits?
I want to be clear that chan titles are earned and given by the /b/ community. Not just a nickname she gave herself.
And I know /b/ is substantially lamer than it once was, but it's gonna take more than a barely B cup set of titties to earn a channing.
I suggest that OP shows butthole and inserts a sharpie.... must contain face in picture and timestamp.
reminds me of this picture of the true queen, cracky.
of course, you can't even begin to compare this girl with cracky, cracky's sweetness outshines the brightest star
Yeah man. Growing things is rewarding. Sounds cheesy as hell, but it always tastes better too.
I wonder who grew longcat...
She got the title because of her original thread. We came up with the name for her and she played along with it. The reason she is still in threads today is because I've been making elf-chan appreciation threads the past two days begging her to come back and make an appearance. I plan on making these threads for the next month, everyday, around noon and 9pm every day.
I want useful plants. That being said, all plants are useful to a degree, but Im talking about shit I can eat or use as spices or whatnot.
Also ElfChan is ignoring me on skype :'( Damn you elf chan
Nigga, I'm as old an oldfag as oldfags get.
I was here when griman (cockmongler) and cracky were new things. When togichan was popular.
Gettin sick of any fucking femanon self channing themselves without delivery.
Why back in my day, it took a sharpie in pooper minimum to even be considered as a chan....
No Im pretty sure thats her. Seems like her style of typing.
it's not bait. if it was actually elf-chan she would've timestamped a picture. she has timestamped something in every thread she has been in, she wouldn't stop now when she makes an ask.fm and actually has to provide some proof.
most herbs are easy to grow, and can handle pretty tough conditions. Vegetables are another matter entirely. You can rig up a pretty decent living wall/spice garden with just a few common items.
yeah it is definitely similar but i've been in all of her threads and i could just as easily copy her style of writing...if she really wants loves us anons she would just take the 10 seconds and provide some proof.
...if get dubs, elf-thing must butthole gape to earn chan status. thy challenge is laid out before thee, whore. let's see whatta nigga gotta do to bust over zelda's b-hole.
Her skype is afk now so she's prob afk idk
fuck you we've been over this
hey bro ive been on /b/ since the beginning and made so many super cool music suggestion threads. back before you groove you lose was a thing with that guy from the show family guy dancing in rolling skates.
But I also like plants.
Nope the ask.fm is absolutely 100% her. i know this because in all of her time stamps she uses the same notebook and if u look at the page beneath it you can see some squiggly drawing that show up in all of her timestamps...here is some proof
Dude its def her I know her. Like chill your tits. ITS HER.
Im in Gainesville.
I've been making them and reporting. Lolol. Fuck off elfchan and show ass.
It looks like John J Callanan struck again. Poor Elf-Chan needs some bananas.
I've been in every single thread and I've saved every single picture she has posted. She even posted on her last.fm a picture of her holding the exact same notebook. how would she have already posted a picture in a thread with the same ask.fm url
I used my detective abilities. Too much information was shared, and I heard it. I heard it all
That third from left is genuinely frightening.
she just said that it wasn't her in her ask.fm and that she would never wear that makeup. also she mentioned earlier that the elf ears were actually for her prom and she isnt wearing them in the picture. also she doesnt even look that much like that girl and if its really her you would just give us all of her information because you'd probably get a kick out of it but you won't do it because you know that once we see her in other pictures we will be able to make the connection that they aren't the same girl
i'm surprised this thread is still going. i haven't made a thread in my entire 6-7 years of being on 4chan until last night and today. these elf-chan threads have been a lot of fun for me and i feel partially responsible for making her happy by having all these anons talk to her and tell her she's beautiful. I'm going to do this every time a unique looking girl posts on 4chan with proper timestamps and tits. will u guys help me?