You wake up in a field, there's a forest to your left and you can see a small town in the distance.
The dagger is now lodged deep in your pooper.
Literally Shitty Dagger
masturbate gently while walking towards the town.
You Lick the dagger clean and cut tongue slightly.
You find an autistic little girl named fuckshitmcniggercunt
Tell little girl to go home, where it is safe.
You now have debatebley better weapon
Inventory: shitty dagger
The niggers are astonishingly not faggots and instead fuck the autistic child.
She explodes with autism, killing the niggers.
There is now a man in the watch tower watching you.
Super Cucumber flies you to town, and penetrates the anus of the man in the tower