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>Be me >Be 10 >It was Christmas of 1998 >Shiny new iMac w/ AOL subscription under the tree for me. >Get it set up in my room >NowYoureSurfinOnTheInternet.avi >Look for porn >Jerk it >Make BIG CUMS all over my new keyboard.
>13 >all alone in the house >press myself against bed >what is dis sensation? >keep going at it >remember seeing porn and decide to do what they do >small lotion bottle next to me >put some all over my clit and proceed to use the bottle to masturbate >feels good man >feel like something is about to happen as I quicken the pace >eventually cum all over myself and bed >mfw
> 14 > thought fapping was gay (like giving a dude a hand job) > decided to try it one day > steal two pairs of my little sister's panties > wrap one around my dick and fap while sniffing the other > release years of pent up tween angst > fap every day since then > most chill dude you'll ever meet
>be Ausfag >be 12 >be 1999 >Friday night SBS channel >Weatherwoman.wmv >first scene with her schlicking in the toilet >WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN MY PANTS >Scared as fuck >Guilty as fuck >Have legit not fapped to asian porn ever since
>be me >be maybe 10 >really tired after a long day of doing whatever it is kids do >fall on bed >my penis slides against blanket >feelsgood.jpg >new sensation to me >start rubbing my body back and forth against blanket >faster >cum >ohshit.png >thinking I just pissed myself >never knew I could forcibly do that >wondering why it's white >really scared I have a disease or something >stare at ceiling rest of night thinking I'm going to die
>>603385045 >be me >be 10 >whole afternoon alone with cousin >she is also 10, just a few months younger >start playing doctor >been doing that for a while >get naked >touch each other >used to be just feeling >tell her to taste to >she takes my cock in my mouth >rock hard.jpg >tell her to keep licking with her tongue >feelsogood >cum in like 15 seconds >both freaked out >didnt play doctor for 2 months until we know what that was
>be 13 >have a test of biology the next day >random skip pages cased from boredom >found a pic of damn sexy lady with a bikini >decide to find more pics like that on the internet >randomly enter in a porn site >watch random videos while hard as fuck >close internet and shut off computer but still hard >start grab dick through pants >feels good man >go in bathroom remove pants and start stroking >cum with power of 100000 suns >I cum so hard that grab my balls and cum more >from that day I passed the rest 2 years fapping daily
>Be me 15 >christmas dinner >whole family is over >go to the bathroom >picture second cousin >Insta bonner >Play with my dick >cum so hard I kick a hole in my wall >Break my big toe and the metatarsal bone >limp out of bathroom exhausted >Spend the rest of Christmas in the hospital cause I "Tripped over the rug"
>>603387978 She said she was femanon because it relates to the topic of this thread. She doesn't need pic with timestamp to confirm her story is true. Read the greentext and move on. Don't need more out of it.
>Around 10 >Mom and brother are watching Austin Powers in living room >I walk in >Scene where Vanessa is taking her close off behind a wall >Instantly cum >Run to room to figure out what the fuck just happened >Rub the head of my dick with the palm of my hand >sweetjesus.avi
I seriously thought that's how you masturbate for like a year after that.
>>603385045 > be 10 > be scared that you have no sperm at all (?!? - yes, i was scared as fuck) > saw a porn movie in older mate room ealier > find a weird hole between teddybears legs > fuck the teddy > discover you have the sperm > yay
>Be me >be 11 >teacher was talking about website >she said you can find anything there >one kid says quietly to me "even porn?" >I say "hahaha yeah!" >don't know what porn is >sounds like something really silly with you do with cereal >get home >Google >porn >what is this.jpg >what >what >what >take laptop >go to my room >first link = Turkish sex in bathroom >its surprise buttsex >Getting so horny >penis gets hard >play with it > wow feels good >keep playing > oooh feels good > sudden moment >did something come out of me penis!? >wtf?? >am I dying!?!? >gets scared to shit >hypervanlating >touch penis >Feels a little sore >get scared thinking I will live like this forever >never removed history >mom found out > you know what happens
>be 10 >lying in bed >weird feeling in pants >roll over a few times >dickgethards.jpg >star rubbing >cum in 10 seconds >hurts like a bitch, don't know why it did >feel like I'm about to cry >drag myself to the bathroom >cleanup >do it again and doesn't hurt
>>603389083 >be 14 now >parents are downstairs >alone with cousin in my room >get naked >timetoplaydoctoragain >hard as fuck >start touching each other >she tells it feels good when i slide a finger inside of her >do so >she plays with my dick >very hot >hear knock on door >freeze >mom opens door >sees us naked on bed >freaks out >grounded for a month >big lecture about sex
>12y/o >know how to masturbate, but I never felt anything >go to the computer >played GTA 2 a while >stopped and lurked the desktop cause family computer >found a folder that says "Dad" >be curious >porn, porn everywhere >insta boner >fap cause i have nothing else to do >then suddenly i start to feel good man >fap like I've never fapped before >and I exploded, after that it is a everyday routine
>be 11 >playing runescape >finally bought a air staff >tell my friend i get an air staff >tells me i can have his account if i give him air staff >give him air staff >tells me guess wat.jpg >youjustgotscammed.jpg >came in pants i was so angry >white shit everywhere >dont tell my mom
>>603387475 Not the anon you replied to, but I had a similar reaction.
>Be 8 or 9 >Playing with myself one morning >Masturbating since about 6 or 7, no cum obviously >Finish up, get out of bed to go pee >White. I'm peeing milk? >Couple seconds of this, leaves cloudy pool in the bowl >Go downstairs >"Mum, I peed milk!" >"... Oh.. Kay? >Only a few years later did I figure out why she turned so red
>>603385045 > Be 12 > discovered porn > playing with penis > random fluid starts coming out and its having weird spasms > WtfJustHappened.jpg > confused as hell, penis is sorta sore. > tries to do again but penis is too sore.
>>603385045 I was drying myself after a shower and doing the undercarriage I was really young and all a sudden my eyes starting twitching and shit I kept rubbing then BOOM and me superconfused and scared that I was dying or something. Asked my mother right away (no father around) and yeah she had me sit down and told me it was normal. I was like 6 or 7 I think so I had nooooo clue
>6-7 years old >went to public pool nearly every day of the summer >find out that underwater jet on my dick feels really good >start using jet to have orgasms every time we go to pool >sometimes several orgasms >mfw my family, lifeguards and other people had to know what i was doing >hanging on edge of pool in front of jet for several minutes >to this day love using pool and hot tub jets to cum >last week, all coked up and horny >go to 24 hour gym in middle of the night and use jets in hot tub to cum 3 times
>12 >softcore porn on some premium channel on tv >real good shit >boner stronger than normal >go to bathroom >clumsy jackoff >orgasm >nearly dry orgasm >kinda almost painful >hips literally felt like they were moving on their own >feel worried afterwards >tried it again next night >felt a lot better >again next next night >holyfuckthisshitisgreat.jpg
Porn and hentai came in a lot harder at 14+.
And I've been doing it at least 4 times a week since.
Longest without cumming: 97 minutes.
Though the most I've ever beat my dick is to Artifical Academy 2.
>be me 10 >with friend 11 >parents meet with another friends >another friends have 14 year old psycho >party starts >Kids in one room >14 year old gets bored >shows porn >shows how he can jack off >we should do it >barley pull down foreskin >we try to fap >not even erection >after 1 hour I finally get my first one >orgasm >no cum >funfact:got cum first at level 13 >feels good >later on >I sit in front of PC >14 year old shovels his dick into other friends ass >friend screams >run around the room with that 14 year olds dick in his ass >keks were given >now I should try >nope.jpg looks painful >keep on playing serious sam >die >turn on porn We did this the whole summer
I'm now laid with the 14 year olds younger sister which doesn't know this Funny childhood
>>603389581 Tits or gtfo is also relevant to the conversation you fucking idiot. Tots are always awesome to see, so why is it so wrong that I said it? If you are a femanon on 4chan you should know the rules and expect to pay up when someone calls you out on it. For whatever reason.
>be in sixth grade >saw mum's fashion mag with women in lingeries >turned on, don't know what to do >dick throbbing >decided to hold it with two hand and start rolling between the palms >blew my load all over the mag >didn't know what happened but sastified >needed to pee but couldn't >ohshit.jpeg >terrified, cried myself to sleep >did it again in the morning >profit
>>603390638 No, you are the reason b/ is shit now. You love being a femanazi cock sucking loser that is ruining our fun. And if you are going to argue that you aren't..explain to me why you are standing in the way of us seeing time stamped titties? Oh, you can't come up with a good reason? Good, now shut the fuck up and leave the big boys to our fun.
Timeskip >now 15 >other friends 16 >Parents meet up again(they are kinda gang with 4 families) >we meet with their kids again >19 year old dude >actually pretty cool guy >hang around with him >he summons some alcohol and cigarettes >we get drunk >that guy smokes some pot >stoned as fuck literally falls in comaesque sleep >we take alcohol >meet with his 14 year old sister on her room >parents dgaf actually drunk to >make sister drunk >literally 10/10 >we can't decide who should get her >drunk as fuck tell the story above with his first anal >get into fight >he is judo >knocks me nearly ko >gets pissed >leaves to stoner >I stay with young sister >romantic teeny feel sorry shit >lose virginity card >we are all up into intense fuck >suddenly friend returns >shocked >my penis deep in pussy >aggressive guy gets angry punches wall >breaks his arm >most disgusting sound ever >scream for parents >I forget I'm naked >parents come >tfw I'm naked there holding him >smart drunk sister already in clothes went to bathroom so they dont get that she's drunk >all parents think I had gay action with him
>11 >just figured out how to fap >feels amazing >sensations too intense, can't finish >try again the next day >mind blowing orgasm. Hard to breathe. >couldn't ejaculate yet. Balls ached really hard afterwards >really intense dry orgasms + aching balls for about a year >orgasms less intense after I finally start producing cum, but at least balls don't ache afterwards anymore
>11 >was sleeping downstairs 'cause bedroom was being decorated >put tv on and started flicking through the channels >came across Babestation >Got hard and decided to try it >Panicked when i came and ran to the bathroom >went back in the room and tried again
>>603385045 >11 or 12 >laying in bed one night >dick is hard >just start playing with it >feels good, somethings happening >dick gets rock hard >dizzy feeling >dick twitches a few times >cum shoots out on my belly
>>603385045 >be me >be 12 >sleeping >having a weird AF dream >looks like a really crap-ass indie game, the kind of shit that you only play because it's goddamn awful >water with blue platforms all floating on the same plane above the water >see two stickfigures, one in some polygons that look like a chair and the other kneeling in front of the sitting one >sitting one has an extra line come out from between it's legs >kneeling one sucks the stick dick >I start seeing fucking illuminate eyes floating around >odd sensation around my pee pee >I wake up >jizzed right through my underwear >plenty on my comforter >could have cut motherfucking steel with how hard I jizzed >mfw >changed underwear >flipped comforter over and turned it around so I wouldn't need to deal with the jizz >sleep in comforter with crusty jizz on it for several weeks
>>603385045 >12 years olds >Pillow humping to Dragonball mangas whenever Bulma would get her top pulled down >Never came before then it just felt good to rub my dick against my pillow and jersey sheets >my younger sister had a nanny at the time since my mom was always out of town and my dad is dead >she's in her mid 20s, blonde, a little chubby, with huge tits >stays over at our house one as usual while my mom is on a business trip >comes to say goodnight to me and sees me pillow humping >sneak the Dragonball Manga underneath my pillow and the sheet was over me so think she didn't notice >says goodnight and a few other things >comes back about 20 minutes later when the lights are off >"I know what you were doing in there, don't worry I won't tell your mom." >Lifts up the sheet and tells me to pull my pants down >"If you keep rubbing this against the pillows you might get a burn, let me show you something." >Starts jacking me off >Get really hard especially when I'm staring down her cleavage >"This will make you cum a lot faster." >Didn't know what she meant by "cum" >Suddenly blow my first huge load all over her hands and my stomach >She gets a tissue cleans me up, tells me to keep it between us and use my hand from now on
>>603385045 >Be me >11 >Writing a school newspaper with the school laptops >Someone had turned safesearch off >Searched for the letter G >G-strings, G-spots >went home >safesearch off >searched naked girl >came when first result was a redhead
>doing history homework >writing amendments cause I was a bastard in class >on 20th or so amendment >remember how friend told me about porn >go to computer and type in big boobies >made sure nobody was home >checked windows every five minutes >didn't know what orgasm felt like >got up to check for incoming vehicles >jizz all over front window while scouting >figured it was like water so I left the cum on the window
>be 12 >next door neighbor tell me story that his cousin recently told him >his 14yr old cousin told he was playing with his dick in shower and then white stuff came out >neighbor tells me he tried but nothing happened, probably because he was 10 >the next day i take a shower and try it for myself >feel funny feeling after jerking it for over 10 minutes and jizz for the first time >feel something different about myself from that point on >mfw things were never the same after that fateful summer day
>be 8 y/o >at swimming pool with school >standing in line taking it in turns diving in pool >Girl in front of me wearing red swimming costume hugging her butt dat ass... >get a boner stretching against my speedos >try to hide it by standing closer to her >bellend rubs against the groove between her buttcheeks >"accidentally" bump into her ass repeatedly Felt fucking amazing, no cum but for a while I always associated that feeling with being at the pool, pretty sure I did it to most of the girls in my class at some point or another.
I'll always remember that Helen was my first though.
>>603385045 Saw something in a movie about vibrators being sex toys. I took my sonicare tooth brush and held the tip right under the head of my cock. Came in about a minute. No cum was produced, didn't start that for another couple weeks.
>sitting in living room >watching TV >everybody hates Chris comes on >think mom is hot >mini vienna gets hard >have cat on my lap >start rubbing weiner on cats stomach while waiting for scenes with the mom >start to cum on cat >Terry Crews pops on screen >feel dirty for a couple hours
been fapping for years. since maybe 12. >first ORGASM at like 18 >not a joke >to Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball music video >never knew it could feel so good >was mumbling dirty shit as I came >wanted her so bad in that moment >dont really care for her as a person tho
>>603385045 >12yrs old >already been casually watching porn for a year, but didn't cum yet >home alone after school, watching a striptease video and fapping >after a while i cum in my hand >feelsgood.jpg >someone knocks on the door >it was my dad >opened the door while i had my other hand full of cum in my pocket >mfw he didn't notice
>>603385045 >be me at 8-9 >friends said they discovered something awesome in the pool >thought they were playing a joke on me >explained that if you put your dick on the jet it will feel super good >fuck you, you're gonna play a trick on me >they say no, watch >they each get in the pool and go to their respective jets >believe them at this point >get in and stick my dick on one of them myself >quickly got off, totally confused, but was hooked.
>guess what? mom has pulsing shower head at home. >Score
at some point discover I can jerk of with just my hands but good god that shower head felt amazing on my dick.
>16 >basement >watching real sex on HBO >window of opportunity between big tit chicks that danced, and dudes that made watches and snails with their dicks. >jerked as soon as big tit chicks were on, and came right as soon as dick dudes were on >Until that point I had thought that dudes were just peeing on chicks in porn. >came all over the couch
>be 13 >had been watching cool fetish porn for a long time but didn't really know what the point of it was and didn't know how to masturbate >sitting in bed one night drawing fetish porn >dick pressed down into the sheets >i like to press into it because it feels good for some reason >do this for a little bit until i start to feel a burning build up >cum all in my sheets >WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>603395735 I'm not saying women can't squirt, but it isn't an ejaculation by any means. It's an expulsion of urine and mucus build up forcibly expelled by the pelvis floor muscles. Would you consider it ejaculation when a man tenses urine out of his cock?
>>603396303 Yeah, can be achieved by stimulation of the g spot. Now research what that fluid actually is. It comes from the bladder and is made up of urine, mucus and a small amount of faecal matter. I'm not bullshitting you, learn to Google.
>12 >dick gets hard >don't know what to do >ask cousin >here's what you do >he says point it down and spread your knees out like a frog and push your feet together on it and rub it back and forth with your feet >Um ok wtf thats wierd but alright >have lots of trouble when I get home, not flexible enough but eventually figure it out. >It takes forever to cum and I start having back aches but it feels so good >Do it rarely because its too much trouble and takes too long >Eventually friend at school talks to a group of us boys about walking in on his brother jerking off >Describes seeing him on the toilet with his dick in his hand, it was so weird >I exclaim shock with "That is weird, why wasn't using he his feet?" >laughter thinking it was a joke >I look confused >friend asks what do you mean anon? >I tell everyone how you're supposed to jack off and they know thats how I do it. >even more laughter >I turn beat red and want to die for the rest of the year >get made fun of for this up through highschool
>>603397241 >bout Santa to kids. They can't handle the fairytale being spoiled. yeah and people just need something to believe in, so they make up a meaning to life and a heavenly fantasy land, it's all psychological driven by an idiopathic desire to believe in something.
>>603397169 Well being that everyone's argument to my stating that 'female ejaculation' is just piss and sweat is, "NUH-UH IT DOES SO EXIST U VIRGIN IF U DO THE FINGER RIGHT THEY EJACULATE", I'd love to know by what definition you consider a girl pissing when she cums to be ejaculation.
>>603396929 I'm not going off porn, or hearsay. I ahve an ex that squirted and I looked into it out of curiosity.
Just because a woman can't produce seminal fluid for ejaculate, doesn't mean she can't produce a build up of fluid from excitement and expel that when getting off....
you are a special kinda of virgin aren't you.
>i've never touched a woman but I know everything there is to know about sex.
Are you that threatened by a woman being able to shoot fluid from her genital area that you refuse to believe that it can happen? does it make you feel less special cause a woman can do something similar?
>>603385045 >be 2006 >im 11 years old >late saturday night watching HBO >taxicab confessions comes on >chick starts getting fingered in the back seat and dude is getting a handjob >figure, hell if that works for him maybe I can do it to >wank for close to an hour and nothing >decide to put lotion on my dick while wanking >mindblown.jpg >came buckets and passed the fuck out One of the best orgasms i've had
>>603397974 I'm 25 years old, in a relationship of four years and have fucked almost fifty women. Calling me a virgin because I disagree with you does not add weight to your argument.
I also never said that women don't squirt, you thick cunt (I even stated that they do several times) my argument from the start has been that it's not an ejaculation, it's just piss and sweat. Read what you're replying to before you go all autistic about it.
>be 10 >friend told me what masturbation was, said to use lotion >decide to try it out while on vacation in a hotel bathroom >get out of shower, find some nice orange-vanilla aromatherapy lotion >do my business >exit the shower with wearing only a towel and a smug grin >family is getting ready/watching TV >they all look incredibly uncomfortable, avoiding eye contact >"Anon what were you doing in there" >"Just drying off" >no fucks given
>>603397500 if you'd ever been with a woman you'd know the difference between piss and a woman being wet. you'd know it pretty damned well. enough so that when you saw a larger amount of it, you'd know whether it was piss or not.
now the porn ones with lots of shit shooting out, that's probably piss. but women are capable of, when using an obstruction, building up an amount of wetness that normally would have been let out a little at a time that can then escape the pussy.
>Be like 9 maybe >Laying on couch >Older cousin pretends to hump me >Feel his boner pressing between cheeks >Later >Be camping with same cousin >He gets me to jack him off then jacks me off >Kept doing that most nights till they moved out of our house
>11 >Started rubbing a teddy bear in my penis over my pants >Did it till orgasm >Did it again everyday, with the same teddy bear >Started using my hands after I made a hole in the teddy bear and noticed it was smelling like a dirty penis
>be me a girl >be 15 >know what masturbation is, but never try it >my female friend really wants to make me "feel good" >ok >we start kissing like no tomorrow >with tongue >it was a big deal for me >she puts her hand in my pant and start playing with my clit >omgsogood.png >we were in her kitchen >she was afraid that her mom sees us >decide to go upstairs >we want each other so hard >finally in front of her room >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
>>603385045 Me and my little sister were fooling around. I didn't know why I was doing it but suddenly I climbed on top of her and started humping hard until I felt the best feeling ever come over me. I humped my sister about 20 more times.
>>603396110 its piss, they did scans of the bladder on girls that "ejaculated" or squirted, and found out that the piss got emptied, with some lubricant in it aswell, but lube doesnt squirt,it just sits on the skin like on the penis (if u circumcized freaks even produce that)
> be 14 > have random people asking if I masturbate > Watching Casualties of War > Get to the rape scene > figure why not > start jerking off > Come like I will never come again > Wipe come under the bed > Come another 6 more times that night > mfw my first 7 orgasms are to a Vietnamese girl getting raped
>Be 10 >Soul Calibur II came out for the Gamecube >Didn't now what fapping was >Be in bed >Be thinking about Ivy's huge tits >Be hard >Start rubbing >Fuck it feels good >Cum buckets and buckets and buckets >Fall asleep without even cleaning
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