With those bottles you can yank the nozzle right out of the top. This leaves you with a 'V' of sorts, but closer to a right angle.
When you check these trips what you're going to do is put that up your ass, skinny part of the v first.
This actually won't be that difficult, compared to removing it later, unless you can twist it around inside your asshole.
And of course, timestamp.
Fact : posting a pic higher your chances with trips
Hey.... check em
Worth a shot
Rerolling since OP has now allowed it. I SUMMON TRIPS!
>Shit on your hand
>Cetaphil your shit
>Put them back in your anus
>Salt and pepper
op here. I'm gonna be home alone in about 15 minutes. So I WILL DELIVAR. I'll probably make a new thread once someone gets le trips
Cuddle with it, tell everyone you are dating it. If people ask if you are okay. Get mad! Tell them you are going to marry it! Take selfies with it. Put doll clothes on it. FOREVER!
fux with cum, feed to pet or relative. Go into room cover yourself head to toe in mixture and run around yelling. I summon the fun Lord forth from the pits of your booty hole. Long live the queen.
CALL UP GRANDMA AND SAY!!
"IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!"Say this 55 times!
THEN TELL HER YOU ARE SENDING HER A CRATE OF LOTION!
NOW YOU BUY A CRATE OF THIS STUFF AND SEND IT TO GRANDMA!
I'm at my neighborso but.... I said trips not quads ;)
Cut bottle in half then dip your nutsack in it. Really mash them down in there to get them completely covered then dip in flour, sugar, or catnip then let an animal play with them.
> obvious post pics time stamp etc
She literally squirted it all over me and called me a "nasty pervert". Don't even know why lay to say right now
Ya quads arent trips you said it yourself so fuck you
What if I told you faggots....
OP gonna try to put it in horse ass.
OP RIP, won't be returning to thread.
Papers will read "Young black male dies trying to have sex act with horse".
Tombstone will read "Died doing what he loved".