When teri hatchers boobs surfaced I'm sure there were a lot of other disappointed teens that watch the Lois and clark series
You know she has some saggers or some weird shaped nips. She hid them like it they were the holy grail. Now that she got knocked up by Kelso you know they got stretch marks and blue thunderbolts that would make Oscar the Grouch ralph.
Derp. That picture was a known shop. Could you BE more new?
Here is another broad who has hid them the same as above. Though she probably has much better ones because she hasn't shitted out a Kelso hellspawn.
Yeah. It's hard to tell from that angle. They are big and they have awesome nipples so I'll give her that.
Same with this girl. They aren't bad, but man was everyone expecting better. Too bad she either got a breast reduction or had her implants removed. Fucking BS either way.
Yeah, saggers are gross.
I can't believe Scarlett's are so... ordinary. What happened to THESE?
You see how the nipples are pointing away from the body? Thats why.
The whole breasts need to fill the flat area between them better.
They have decent sag, and have a good size but the things i mention still stand.
Sup Grade A 100% Awesome Titties
speaking of a broad who doesnt have disappointing tits. . .
I agree, but STILL they disappoint. Not as much as those you mentioned but still. . . They do not match the rest of her body, so they disappoint.
Yes. OP here. I do consider myself a discerning breast connoisseur :)
Here is another easy mark for shit tits.
Nope. Just not saggy socks of porridge.
You mean... Celebs that havent got boobjobs....
You mean... Celebs that havent got boobjobs....
I agree with you for the most part but he probably finds them disappointing because compared to the rest of her....man. That face...those feet...that ass...that body in fucking general nigga...and then you get to the tits and it's just like ehhh. Not bad just completely lackluster compared to the rest of her body. I still wouldn't pull out though.
How? Why? Her tits are decent, same as above applies because I enjoyed finally seeing her tits in Tudors.
So dissapointed that celebrities are real people... stupid thread. Our brains have been programmed by porn and photoshop now. All guys have to have 10 inch cock and woman perfectly round small nipped high set knockers. Internets...
Gloria Guida had the best tits ever when I was young
no. just no. you can be a fucking faggot and I'd be completely fine with it. but what's with all these fags forcing their shit memes all across the board the last couple of years?
and he's pretty ugly imo, there are some decent traps out there
Not that faggot you replied too but young Bailey was fucking GOAT. His/Her/It/Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit's pics are probably the best thing about it to be honest, because it's L I T E R A L L Y impossible to fap to those shitty videos with that faggot ass boyfriend. I don't think porn has ever disappointed so hard before. The only thing I can compare to how shitty Bailey Jay's porn is, is the fact that that bald white faggot ass fuccboi is the only one that fucks in Trap/Shemale porn. Over 7 billion motherfuckers on the planet and they only person they could get to fuck these traps are this Lex Luthor from Smallville looking ass nigga? Incredible.
She's actually got perfectly good tits. The problem with her is the rest of her.
If she'd revealed those babies looking like she did in Hannah Montana, everyone would have been very happy.
This man speaks the truth. They aren't big and spectacular, but they aren't small. They are perky, a regular size with a nice nipple to areola ratio. They are default "tits"
Now that along on a nice looking girl like pre-crisis hannah montana would be spectacular
if she would have busted out the fun bags looking like hannah montana still the fucking internet would have broken and semen would have filled the streets. hospitals full from dehydration and exhaustion related injuries.
Well observed sir. They are indeed "default tits". This is the absolute bare minimum you should expect from tits.
If you're looking at Natalie Dormer-style porridge socks, you're looking at bad tits.
Add some size and the acceptability of the sag increases, but not exponentially.
You boys need to learn most tits are not large, full, evenly shaped and perfect. Most tits are small, lopsided, floppy, droopy, saddlebaggy, pancakey, wall-eyed and or uneven. And even if they are perfect, that shit lasts for a few years til a lady hits her late 20 or early 30s, then all bets are off.
Damn right. I've always thought that too.
She was an immigrant to this country and all but she was never poor. She was always hot and famous. There is something off about her.
Here is another one I can't believe hasn't been posted.
>implying we all don't know this
>implying we still can't pass judgement and have top tier discerning taste for fine tits
>implying we can't say otherwise fine 100% prime A grade slam-pieces could have disappointing tits
I mean, I assumed once you got past the man face you were left with a half decent looking body but noooope.
Oh yeah, Sarah Silverman too.
Why do all these people wait too long before showing off the goods? Is it because when they're young and in their physical prime they're getting attention anyway so they don't feel they have to, but once they get a bit older they try to have one last go at getting attention by getting their tits out like everyone always wanted, before realising it was too late?
Yes, that's exactly what it is. Forget I asked.
Funny, I like Ms Weaver in Aliens very much. I thought she was a great character. She was an able bodied female, without the femmo bullshit.
I never saw her as anything sexual. Not even in Ghostbusters. I'm surprised she even tried..
This topic is about shit tits! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
And I waited years to see those puppies too. First saw her in Percy Jackson then some horror movie.
>lucky son of a bitch actor prolly got a woody just being near them
Those tits are fine, your expectations are just ridiculous due to watching porn
That is what real women look like without clothes
All these faggots posting perfectly fine examples of mammories because they want silicon injected hot air balloons.
You're all disgusting and have never seen a real woman nude in your life.
I was one of those teens, I tried to fap hard to it but just couldn't
sure not every woman needs one, but i like to fuck those that do. pic related.
is comparing a flat ass to a big ass somehow meant to back up your point / prove me wrong? stay mad
mfw I fucked around and got a triple double.
wu about those /b/ros?
I think the issues with ScarJo's titties were that she went from being a very curvy woman to a thin woman for that role. Quick weight loss is not kind to titties. It deflates them.
And honestly, fans of ScarJo appreciate curvy women for the most part, she should have done her nude scene at her natural weight. I like thick hips, thighs, ass, and tits.
Not to mention, she goes from blonde to a brown and gets a shitty shaggy haircut. The director really did a good job of taking all of ScarJo's selling points and ruining them before having her take her clothing off.
If you watch the movie it kinda fits, her having slightly saggy tits. The aesthetic of her body having recently lost wait. The loose skin, if you will. Won't get into more - almost in spoiler country...
These win worst in thread, easily. Is this Mira Sorvino? How is that even possible?
>"SHE'S BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS, DON'T BODY SHAME YOU CIS SCUM"
Meanwhile pic related -
>"EWW GROSS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO THE GYM"
>Yet they get to expect all dudes to have 11" dicks.
In what world do you live retard?
Why are all you insecure twats crashing this thread? Are you really that upset about your average tits? Don't worry ladies, even if no man will ever love you, you'll always have your dozen house cats.
this one? the one that sales for dildos over 12 inches are the highest? not that dude, but come on.
Thanks, someone mentioned Mira earlier and said a picture was already posted but I don't think it was. Hers are extremely disappointing too. From the picture I posted before you're expecting D'Addario tits right? WRONG NIGGA.
At the same time, not the worst in the thread.
Did somebody say fat?
Imagine a world in which men wore special codpieces under their clothes to fool people into thinking they had huge cocks, and then when they revealed tiny, shrivelled up penises the women had to feel like they weren't allowed to say anything and had to respect the man anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA HE HAS SUCH A SMALL COCK, HEY EVERYONE HE KNOWS, HEY ALL MY FRIENDS - HIS COCK IS SOOOOO SMALL LOLOLOLOLOL
No seriously, just look at that stupid face.
I just want to punch it.
>"Huh, this gal looks pretty nice"
>"I wonder if she's got any nuOH GOD"
Probably but not far off the mark when she was younger and unfucked.
11 years old and got a copy of cool surface? fast forwards for a cheeky wank before anyone got back ...took it back and complained to a confused woman at the video store and then she said "sorry" for letting me rent a 18 rated film,never realised I was complaining about Teri Hatchers tits.
She actually has nice tits. It's the rest of her that's disappointing.
Not all pornstar tits are great