NZ/New Zealand thread.
How's the weather, Trevor?
That's what we are looking at. Gisborne is supposed to be the place that really cops it. Cyclone Bola styles.
Well farmers always like the rain. Crop growers sometimes prefer the sunshine. But I think in general everyone involved in agriculture tries not to think about flash flooding.
Cyclone Pam. It's the one that thrashed Vanuatu only yesterday
>Bi bear here
Prove it, suck a dick on cam while getting pegged by a chick, fgt.
>On a scale of 1 to 2011 Earthquake how fucked is Gizzy?
Oh it's fucked but it'd be alright if all the Maoris moved out.
We fuck sheep
I never said I was able to get pussy and/or dick. 2 x 0 is still 0 however you look at it
Jeeezus, yeah Gizzy is in trouble tonight, can Maoris swim or do they just float around?
Land of the long white dole queue
What happens down under stays down under.
You boring in bred sheep fucking morons are talking about the weather. Fingers crossed for another earthquake.
Do you just leave the thread straight after you post that or something because he is here all the damn time.
OK then, outside of the fucking weather (which is important considering a killer cyclone is coming our way) how about that fucking Rugby/Cricket eh?
Who do you support? Do you care?
I'm a Chiefs man, and hope the Black Caps tear the Windies a new one
And it'll be nothing more that some light wind and rain when it hits nz.....
>tfw the recent resurgence of NZ threads has aged enough for us to have newfags
He's a New Zealander who supposedly started the "Why are IDs even back?" meme.
He's known for posting Kpop Idols and /kpg/ memes.
It should also be noted that he started a trend of avatarfags AKA tripfaggots - who are commonly referred to as regulars.
Fortunately enough, most of said "regulars" have fucked off somewhere, but IDBro tends to report in from time to time
>greentext? or nah?
>Naked bus, Mana, Intercity or one of the other weird local buses?
Nope just the local bus.
>Woman hopes on
>"Aye, haven't fucking seen you in ages, cunt"
>"You too, bitch"
>"They laugh, she goes in for a hug, he slips a few fingers down the front of her sweat pants and clearly has a fucking fiddle
Most engravers/smoke shops sell them, otherwise this site http://freedeals.co.nz/ Has them on every so often
I don't hate him, but I don't like him. I dislike his relationship with WhaleOil. That man is just human filth of the highest order. I'm watching his fight for life so Jesse Ryder can fuck. him. up
Suicidal repn Nelson. Anyone just wanna hang out? Go for a cruise maybe, Eat some food. Finding myself really wanting that cajun chicken from Lone Star. But eating out alone is depressing.
I'd be keen but I'm in Dunedin...
Check there though, you sometimes get the odd $10 meal deal, makes it a bit easier on the wallet
If you can find one in Dunedin or one that ships bongs domestically you'd be an absolute legend., I'm just looking for a glass one rather than this shitty Acrylic bong I'm currently not using due to the weed drought
Guts. Could care less about the dosh. I've got enough
Anyone in Wellington wanna make some video games?
I think we just need to wait and see how much rain falls. I predict that when this is all over some areas would of suffered from minor surface flooding and some farmer might of had a slip knock over a couple of fenceposts. Other than that, probably nothing. As far as how if affects me personally, I have to walk to winz tomorrow and its gonna be raining
I've been like losing my personality over the last like 5 years. I use to be a seriously social gamer, but I don't enjoy video games anymore. I seem to only enjoy drinking a little and driving. So when it comes to talking to someone it's like wtf do I even talk about
But if you're into tig ol bittes you should check out this site http://adult.bloglovin com/blogs/macromastia-blogdk-2241371
Whattya do, buddy?
All I can draw is lots of butts.
i have three pimples in that formation on my face right now
>tfw sore throat
i think i'm coming down with something :/
>Probably asking if other people could see it or not.
i am a v e r a g e
i need to step up my facial aesthetics game
probably. i can't hear any right now tho. can't wait to be cozy in my bed right after i post in this slowfy thread.
idk, i'm just me. i don't post any kpg memes here tho.
nice. how was the concert?
applying cocoa butter and massaging it gently on your face for moisturisation bros ww@?
i thought i was over this whole connection error bs
it's only 9 and my eyes already feel heavy
throat's in pain
too scared to check my temperature
>tfw she will never nurse you back to good health
So... Any of you fags playing Shadowbane? (sbemu or magicbane)
>ur bum is musky
what's with you and bodily odors?
>getting DC'd minutes at a time
this is some sick epic cruel joke
None, I made it a couple years back whilst bored in class, along with this one. This one had some other context, but it has been long since lost to the world through long work hours and a love of vodka.
my skin is pale af even without applying bb cream
Quints, It's true everybody from Poriroa is high on crack, all the time.