What will your final words be before you die, /b/?
[spoiler] inb4 bang [/spoiler]
Sometimes I think that's going to happen. I really hope that happens.
"Thank you for hanging me. Please cum on my exposed dead bare soles and bury me with my feet covered with cum."
Finally, I will be taken out of this cruel, unforgiving world, and be placed somewhere I belong.
I bet you I can jump that ticket barrier
>become organ donor
>request my heart be saved for young girls only
>as I die i scream "I will respawn"
>get heart placed into dying girl
>posses her with my tainted organ
>I am now a loli
Either that or scream Allan snackbar
My theory was correct! Now it's time to go to the next loop, I can still save them... All I have to do now is find him and kill him on March 2006. If I fail and the timeline doesn't change then use .. use... hhnnngggg
I'd point to an upside down Pepsi can right before I die.
Nope: OldDirtyBtard, a guy from ED who basically planned the Scientology raids. Scientologists killed his cat, which led to his eventual an hero.
Without Chanology /b/ might not be the cancerous shithole it is today.
My life is over
I have soared the lands like a jet in the sky with many passangers.
But my fuel has run dry I can't go back to those happier times.
The love in my life has finished the melt In my heart
Like steel fingers death claws at my throat.
But my smile still beams out with joy at being surrounded by my loved ones.
Just give them that look.
"Been waiting for this moment for awhile, don't ruin it with your shitty cliche last words."
Hopefully they shoot me before i finish that sentence, so when they go home that night, and for the rest of their life, when they are falling asleep, they will think. Fuck.
Darkness is beginning to cover me like a blanket...tuck me in...let me die...
Alright...we...made it...you have to go on...leave me here...I'm going to take a short nap...(last breath)
Gentlemen, It appears you have caught me. But in lieu of the more common place etiquete I would like you to note the scar on my abdomen. Yes that scar. You see while you may have caught me. I CAUGHT BOTH OF US.
eshedu enla ilahe illallah ve eshedu enne muhammeden abduhu ve resuluhu
for the emperooooooor!!!
I come back as a spooky skeleton . . . You'll see.
As someone who loves hard things in all varieties, that game is a favorite.
"If you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
I love Cooorrrnnnn Breeeeaaaadddddd!!!!!!!! waaaaauuuuaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
At last, I have only one remaining step until I have completed the ritual that will allow me to resurrect myself in a new perfect form with all of the powers of God OH SHIT A BUS!
Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
"My porn stash? Why it's right where I left it... But you'll have to search the whole world to find it."
And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind.
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
>If you can hear this whispering you are dying.
I never said I was frightened of dying.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
1. fuck you all and have a good night
2. so what do you wont on the will... dead
3. wait what 9+10
4. are you ready to die with me
5. well i time to go back to the real world now