A new Verse of the new Scripture says: God has multiple Elements in Their Essence, and there are Pi of these Elements. It is oversimplified to call these Elements by the name “Persons.” Truly it is better to think of them as neither Persons nor non-Persons. Do not strive very hard to put the attributes of God into the conceptual frameworks of humankind.
A new Verse of the new Scripture says: God can be known first through loving action toward humans and other animals. God can be known second through symbols, and it is a distant second. God can be known third through concepts, and it is a distant third.
A new Verse of the new Scripture says: Muslims and Unitarian Christians say God is one, and that none is like unto him. Very close to the truth are the Muslims and Unitarian Christians, and no doubt they shall have their reward.
A new Verse of the new Scripture says: Atheists and naturalists say the universe is the ultimate reality, and that no personal God exists. Very close to the truth are the atheists and naturalists, and no doubt they shall have their reward.
A new Verse of the new Scripture says: It is acceptable to make converts to Pinitarianism by telling people out loud “we have Pi” in order to temporarily fool them into thinking we have pie. Be warned, this tactic is risky. Additionally, know that it is not acceptable to use this tactic by misspelling “Pi” as “pie” in writing. It may only be used when speaking aloud. Then an explanation of the truth must quickly follow, so as to minimize the chance of resentment. If they seem resentful even after hearing the truth, it is recommended to give them some pie. But do not disdain those who abandon the faith.
A new Verse of the new Scripture says: If God allows you to doubt whether you should give money to support the venture of an alleged Prophet, then that person is not a true Prophet. If an alleged Prophet asks to personally keep your money, or if an alleged Prophet asks you to give your money to somebody, or if an alleged Prophet asks you to do anything remotely questionable with your money, then that is not a true Prophet. For surely God does not wish to expose anyone to the threat of injustice or loss.