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>>604353511 Tagged like jit, sucking on a little clit. Some say I ca b b early spit, to that I say go suck a dick, or simply fuck it. My rhymes are so dope like my life has no hope. Or that time she said nope, and I went home and hung a rope. Crack!
>>604354106 When I walk in the night, I am rarely detected. I'm a gangsta ass motherfucker, growing up I was neglected I own this hood homie, all of you bitches I'd whack Now peace out you fucking newfag, Ima go smoke my crack.
>>604354227 But I can't anon, this life that I've got feels very blank. I've been lurking for feel threads, but the memes seem to get less and less dank. What do I do when the very place I feel is home Is slowly dieing of cancer like the Greeks took rome?
>>604354663 Well these games are getting fun, but it's no forever thrill When these bitches beg to run, cuz they know their ass is kill Oh what's that /b/ro, you said something about a knife? I'll stick my dick right in your asshole, it'll go out your mouth, get scared for life!
>>604355089 I hear you loud and clear, listen fags! This man speaks truth! You won't get a clearer confession at church in the confession booth! I'm sick of all these cancerfags that can't start ab original thread. And OP, I know yous a faggot, but man THANK YOU FOR THIS TOASTY BREAD
>>604355955 Raps don't smell, you must be thinking of rape. Like that one time you got fucked by that ape. Nah I'm only kidding homie, that dudes eyes have no gleam. Dick like wtc? Bitch please, we all know jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
She had brown skin mad tan like whiskey/ Rolled up on her, stoned as a kidney/ her attitude was shifty/ Always knew she was a prick tease Now we lay on Egyptian cotton/ Her head I'd noddin/ Got her out the "hood" no Robin/ Now she treats my dick like a lozenge- Wifed her up in the Philippines/ Affectionate is what ny feelings be/Split the sea just to show her what she means to me Uh...... But I had to go back to my old ways/ Sellin that powder, shit smells like Old Bay/ And I stayed smoking like a coal train/ Dope game/ Whole house got the aroma of co-caine/ Move it outta Spokane, no shame/ Almost forgot the hoes name/ I'm more concerned with the flow, boats and gold chains
Everyone in this Cypher is weaker than a baby hand/ I spent 80 grand on my baby's pants/Laid up in the islands getting crazy tan/ My bars are sweeter than Kit Kats/ I get that/ Click Clack/ Sig-Mag/ Typa shit to split a wig back Uh....
Fuck whiskey man I drink your mommas shit then I spit on your face and call you a bitch I'm fuckin rich I eat her shit off a gold plate melt it down and slurp it while I jerk it till my dick sprays gold paint
>>604359311 Haha for shit storm reasons I ain't gonna do that fam. I'm on youtube, you prolly heard of me if you're into NY hip hop. I got my first album dropping this month, Complex was just talking about it
>>604359765 Uh, I'll wreck ny grey SAAB into your dragon face/ Make your style eradicate/ I got baklava bars, how it taste?/ I'm smoking wax with Usher/ Talking shit get hit with a plunger/ You're candy ass is sweeter than a sucker/ The shit I smoke is louder than some thunder /Fettuccine Benz with the stromboli seats/ Blood money on the floor and a body underneath
>>604361471 Blowjob? Fam I get head like a pillow/ While I'm smoking getting higher than a note from a cello/ Chain is all yellow cuz I ball like Carmello/ Now they all know me, historical like Othelo- I'm flyer than a bird dick/ Words sick from the wordsmith/ Birth this, burn shit/ On the street like a curb is/ I hold 50 like Curtis/ Ring the bell for the service/ Bring it up to the penthouse/ Sick clout/ Shove my whole dick into your big mouth
>>604362129 Look, you talk like you have a big cock Lets keep that on the down low And can you even use another rhyme scheme Looks like you're the one who blows If you listen to my lyrical miracle Genius type of words You'll be hit with a landslide This rap game is mine If you catch a glimpse of me its only ethereal Cause I float into and outta your mind with precision My shit ain't imperial its metric Shock you till you're dead cause I'm fucking electric
>>604364689 think you're cool with intricate references/just picked up a thesaurus and left no deference to whether or not you should/too focused on whether you could/fuck your life/I'm living on cloud 9 and the weathers all good/take your leave off the stage/exit left/cause we've saved the best for last - me.
>>604365555 Shit's getting hype/you're fucking tripe/me and 3 billy goats gruff'll fuck you up/good night/I speak in only single lines/simply because every bar I drop is divine/it's all quotable/it's mystical/i'll pistol whip you/good thing your job is sitting on your ass otherwise you'd need to take time off/nighttime motherfucker it's over turn the lights off
>>604366058 But there's no hype when you type You soft like asses on ladies when ripe You got no cash and you fade on the mic Only rich thing's the mayo on face when you bite The dick that fed your mother all night You just got sonned but kid it's alright I got your back with a knife, make you see light After the heart stops and eyes pass through the night
>>604367182 ey dude, How you be a rapgame beast? Its not often I see someone who aint a neckbeard geek This aint a waste of your time, just drop a line your doing just fine, even though all we do is single syllable rhymes You're game is a bit stronger, we're all like 'bonkers', we read your shit like warmongers
>>604367182 >>604367300 You motherfuckers are jokes Blowing your smoke But I smoke more blunts than snoop, so try not to choke As if you already hadn't I'm not mad, I'm a disappointed asian mother I'll rip you dudes up like a tiger Smother you in flames and turn this lesson into a fable I'll kill you brothas, handicapped motherfuckers, like Cain to Able
>>604367822 If you smoking then you the one choking See me breaking up lines of the coke in Shallow graves on top of your folks and Take a little pinch, apply to your brain tin So you don't feel the sting When I do like google did to bing
>>604371865 >>604371865 I get squads of quads, fool. Check em, Your Rectum, wrecked em. Coz I'm an asshole. Inception. Not to mention the way you're gay n crave attention. But you can only spot him, with a dick in his bottom at a gay convention.
>>604371274 Your hadoukens show me you have a loose end, From faggots using, your butt, raped n cut your smooth skin, Til thangs get ghoulish, abortions on yo uterus, Fags like you go with the flow like a school of fish
I'm like a Warcraft from NORAD, your world ceases quick, You're eating dick, like candy, saying it's sweet n shit, I make thing bitter like beers with a twist of lemon. Heavenly rhyme patterns, like dubs go n check em.
>>604368510 Faggot, you sing those lyrics like you're Taylor swift, I mean Becky, you can't respect me? Then I will rape this bitch, Take it quick, like a false refund, Won't ever see me run, even 3 to one, coz to me it's fun.
>>604367819 Talking bout neckbeards, get wrecked n smeared, Like a dirty Sanchez, Wrecked like a praying mantis. Go search for Atlantis or something while holding an anchor, Or drown in fanta coz bitch, you is the cancer.
Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu Philosophical, Psychological, voodoo You've been in wars your daddy never knew, who Bottle in hand, he's always telling you that Life's been hard since you momma left town, But now you all he's got yet your bringing him down Now not much to do, much like little boy blue You slip a noose over head , staring at the ground Then suddenly shit sticks, mothafucking gorilla glue You see a spark of light coming from deep inside Guiding you through this wild fucking ride Cause you know how much crap you find yourself in God knows its betta than sleepin with the fishes in a trash bin Casket, inspiration blows like a head gasket on a broken down pick Life takes it like its a mothafuckin stick up so please I pray daily on my knees for an opportunity reconstruct myself outta a life time of buffoonery Its to much ask for, for a little spare change, I needa tree fitty Goddang lochness monster trickd me again
Making out with the Grim Reaper, he actually came Am I gay because I asked him his name? He told me he was a G, don't ask of me, explain why I even needed to have a orgasm with he And he's mad and laughing at me because of these mad bad bitches in the back of his jeep Nigga slashed my throat with his fucking stick no homo, for the fuck of it go, yo Feeeling like Romo, such a cowboy making loud noise, am I allowed to be a boy? Oliver Twist and Johnny Quest, probably, yet obviously on a honest quest to live forever then forever sent forever back at me as a check, respect.
>>604365555 You talk about bones but I really know you want a bone in you. Like ingredients on menu, prolly had sex with ten dudes, Back to hell I send you, produce death with no instrumental. It's incidental, for all the weak shit you send thru, It's too intense to, be merely accidental, No one will friend you, after I make you install gentoo.
>>604378739 Bitch, tits or get the fuck Out, and if so timestamp, How gon ask that I know you a girl when you rhyme like a tramp, Now watch as I stamp, coz your fold over titties look like envelopes. Easy to see you a bitch, no need for telescopes.
>>604378517 Faggot, that wasn't death you kissed. It was grandpa, Type of idiot that think pussy feels like fucking a jam jar, You probably get slammed hard, in your anus with tampons, Type of dude to try n get famous by singing sad songs.
I'm the illest mc you ever seen See me in your nightmares, and wet dreams You're whack but think you're slick I'll eat you alive and suck your dick You think you spit fire, that hot ether But I'll bend you over and rim you like an anteater They call me mc anon, the best in this thread I got the best rhymes, best boi pussy, and I give the best head.
>>604363327 >>604363327 What are your twelve, your English skills are pitiful, Probably never finished middle school. Your syllable game is pitiful. So Ima get rid of you, along with the rest of the thread, Til y'all resting in bed, with sore asses, confessing to Feds.
>>604360248 fuckin english ingrate i'll whoop your ass like i'm on mah first date, with a stripper as i give her a dolla to holla at mah whollop, bitch please, get back on your knees and start getting frisky with me while i drink some whiskey
>>604379985 Mmmmm, for real though, I bet you own a dragon dildo, Along with a picture of your waifu on a pillow, You only eat meals so, you can imagine it's dick, What kinda faggot gets on 4chan n scans it for dick.
>>604380342 Confessing to feds? Nigga you be confessing to bread Bread that you stuck in your ass Tried turning it into toast real fast Instead you got a rash It looked like a dash Called the cops and the cops called in brass brass got there fast with a lot of cash I said fuck that and took the loot Mike Brown was a good shoot Look at you now, you just got rekt You best protect your neck One love from up above They don't fit like the oj glove Acquited and nic fitted on your yankees cap fitted I'm so sick wit it
>>604380342 you messin with the best you gon die like the rest, get me some chicken breasts before i put you under arrest for being faggot of the month, you little maggot drinking punch, you never heard of whiskey, shit's deep you drink one glass and you'll prolly be asleep
>>604381528 Yeah you sick with it, bitch you're whole family got the aids, Tragedies played out, like hamlet, you're a manlet, it's sad to see you made, A rhyme scheme softer than melted icecream, You got tumbled like dyke teens, lights out, have a nice dream.
>>604381648 Go off my rhyme? I'm going off Carona and lime This next line I'm gonna mime ... BACK from the chamber of doom even fresher this time You crossed a line and now you reap what you sow I kick with the flow that i slant like Tokyo Motha fucka don't ya know That I fresh like douche in your pussy hole
>>604381841 Be sleep and whiskey? That don't rhyme. So dude miss me. Like blind snipers, I rhyme hyper, spit fire til you're crispy, Kentucky fried chicken, what the fuck you thinking, Sticking your nose in this thread when I'm drunk from drinking.
>>604382305 you're fresher than the turd i just laid, wnat some real advice? lose the braids, die of aids, don't fuck with mah ace of spades and stop the sherrades, speaking of laid hows ya momma, bitch is so nasty i call her jeffery dahmer, get back in the sauna with you pussy as rhymes, it's my time to shine and you're just a nasty ball of slime
>>604382660 Fry my nuts on your chin Eat my cock like it's din din Ever seen Tin Tin? It's this show Was on HBO It didn't blow Was kind of good actually It was a cartoon as a mater of factually Was definitely not at all gay Go check for a torrent on the pirate bay
>>604382305 Yo dad's sphincter is the chamber of doom, You be like tomb raider, dodging the dangers of poon, While I drown in strange wombs, You eat Cereal in buttcheeks, Need a katana blade before you can paste n cut speech.
>>604382736 it's deep and sleep, nigga so dumb he eats heaps of shit, you can't even spit so don't botha tryin, listen to your corny ass raps is tyring, stop lying and get back to your sissy ass pedo ring
>>604382876 They call me cat turd because I'm fresher than most Got that name in the 5th grade when I was the man I fingered my cat and it shit on my hand Name stuck all through high school Man was I cool All the girls, yo, they thought I was phat Moral of the story: you should finger your cat
>>604382927 Lil tunechi kisses men like I kiss the pussy, Soon you'll see, how I manifest the fuckin cruelty, Consider this yo eulogy. I execute it beautifully, While you rap like a trap drowning in a dudes pee.
>>604383470 Shut the f*** up you f****** little rat I bet you browse 4chan and fap off to scat Do us a favor for your family tree and delete yourself from your genealogy They call me terminator predator and alligator Fucking up yo mom so you find out later Peace out you low life this threads a trap Because OP made it just to steal your rap!
>>604383130 My dad's sphincter is dead, asshole Now you will die too Back again from the doom chamber, this time flinging poo, at you, from timbuktu via a cockatoo With my verbal kung fu, I come through and assault you He never stood a chance Shoulda surrender like france >inb4 stupid american, france didn't retreat, they came through in the dance Your autism knows no bounds Now bow down, respect the mc who dons the crown Motha fucka
>>604383440 Your butthole is a pedo ring, Towards dicks you're endeavouring, The Fag life,you're tethered in, Like black people are to melanin, Your anus looks like gelatin Against me you will never win, Let that settle in, Like cum On your little chin.
>>604383621 ye you since you never kiss pussy i'll be the one who's get his dick mushy in yo momma's ass, don't try to hush me with your gay sass, you prolly on the grass with 3 fingers up yo ass, i just smashed you like glass and you hardly scratched my brass iron casket, mothafucka still in his basket, listen man, your rhymes are shit so just trash it.
>>604382965 Well I may be tied up with work, but you rhyme like faggots twerk. So why not shut up this punk and show him so much funk hell Stfu and lurk. > if you see this text be green > then I suggest you quickly leave > cuz when I rap, my skills so keen > you'll look like a black chick, no weave.
Now fry a nut on my chin, fuck where do I even begin? Why you gotta give a homie a chalenge that's too easy to win! A cock a din din? More like a dingaling Shooting spiderweb sperm instead of semen Because it hasn't been used since time begins. And come on homes gay cartoons you watch alone nah I was never into that shit because when I was that age only dope rhymes I would spit.
>>604384305 You're butt hurt and not much work. I'm such a jerk, I'll fuck your mom before she gets off work, Plus you should lurk, harder than you act, Bitch shoulda never dropped yo dildo n started to rap
>>604384246 i'll never win since you already lost, go brush yo teeth and don't forget the pubic floss cuz it's bed time boy, you waving to the sailors all like "ahoy"! i bet you're asking the jailors to make your bail for some head too, that's right get back to bed before i shred you.
>>604385807 Three way bitch please I take four That didnt even phase 'yo mama' da whore I break niggas wrestlin Ya whole squad on ketamin Slow on the trigger like OP on dicks Now go back to your life in the stix
Nigga (x7), I'm 100% nigga Nigga (x7), I'm 200% nigga Nigga (x7), why do police hate niggas? Nigga (x7), they hate us cause our dicks is bigga Nigga (x7), why you call yourself a nigga? Nigga (x7), cause im a mother fucking nigga! Nigga (x7), why you drink so much beer? Nigga (x7), I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor Cause I'm a nigga! Im a motherfuckin nigga man, I ain't all that african american shit Fuck that im a nigga, I ain't mixed, I'm a nigga N-I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know Nigga (x7), why you eat so much chicken? Nigga (x7), why won't you make it in my kitchen? Nigga (x7), why you call them hoes bitches? Nigga (x7), cause them hoes is bitches! Nigga (x7), why you stay in the hood? Nigga (x7), cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods Nigga (x7), why you ain't got no job? Nigga (x7), seven dollars an hour won't feed me dog Nigga (x7), why yo pants gotta sag? Nigga (x7), cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has! Nigga (x7), why you scared to go to court? Shit, cause the judge look just like that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga Mama Rag is a nigga Durag is a nigga Ballstics is a nigga And I'm Uretha's nigga Whiskey
smokin a J while i'm coastin on the freeway, blow it out the window to make sure you see me, four bars right here just a freebie, go toe to toe with the blessed, anyone can come get it, i don't even get stressed, i'm not convinced i'm the best, I just spit and get checks, you just deliverin techs/text, some salty refs on the web, flow inconsiderate yes, straight disrespectin the rest, and i'm on a level above, whatever you might call next
>>604386666 > four 6's as repeating digits > bars has four letters > one number per letter > B.A.R.S= Bitches are really satan. > mfw god has told us premarital sex is wrong > mfw convincing the world that he didn't exist was Satan's greatest weapon > mfw I have fucked satan several times.
>>604384146 Let's talk about your autism, You clean floors for a living, Your moms a whore, that's given, And you rhyme more like a kitten, Asking can I has cheeseburgers, got aspergers instead, I get intravenous like a needle, and murder the thread.
'Sup faggot? Your body; I toe tag it. I'm Snacks, you're an old braggart who jerks off with baseball cap on Nigger, my dick is enormous, I need to gloat When I walk in circles my cock head creates a moat.
I'm straight illin, so label me penicillin I'm chillin' out in Bimini, tanning with fat women. I'm scrimmaging niglets such as your-fuckin-self This fucker's up out the box, your case is still on the shelf.
>>604386344 Ain't you know wrestling is for gay men, You stay texting in lehmans, Terms, while you get burned, for thinking I'm playing. Nice post. I'm rating 8/8 mate, While I masturbate on your fate, Your jet fuel can't melt my steel plates.
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