and now you wont be able to wash it for weeks on end cus it hurts so much
>gents, we have a new smeggman
I hope it gets infected, you get Dick cancer, it falls off the you die beforeyou find someone to breed and contaminate the gene pool. I've seen some dumb shit here, this ranks in the top 20.
thanks, you really fucked yourself huh
bet that hurts like a motherfucker.
good thing when a girl goes to suck my dick she wont wonder why there's a perfect circle on my head. How the fuck would you explain that?
how this played out in my mind...
Op takes off pants
puts pair of panty hose over head
grabs bb gun
"ok dick put the money in the bag and no one gets hurt"
Op gets aroused and dicks grows
dick movement startles Op
Op fires gun
"i told you not to fucking move!!!"
"you did this to your self"
Op throws on pants and runs out of room.
You shot it with your right hand at a 90º angle to the dick.
>dat hop-up peel
>be bored at home
>fapping like always
>great idea pops into my head
>grab a gbb airsoft gun
>put it down 3 times cuz feel like its gonna hurt
>convince myself that it wont cuz i didnt really filled it up with gas
>try to shoot
>nah it will hurt
>aww shit blood spraying all over the bed
>grab a piece of cloth wrap it around tight
>post it on /b/
I understand you're probably still writhing in pain, but that is not archive worthy op.
Why would you have an airsoft fetish? Have you done it before, like tried with maybe a nerf gun or something?
>>Holding your dick hostage and shoot it with airsoft gun.
Cause autoerotic asphyxiation is so 2014
I hope it gets infected and they have to amputate your dick.
I know it sucks OP but do you really want to take the off chance that you might lose your dick forever if it gets infected?
Your dick is probably the most bacteria infested regions on your body.
Sanitize it. And please, for the love of god post it on here!
When you shoot your pistol it means to CUM! Not literally shoot your pistol!
i thought /b/ could no longer surprise me with its stupidity
Sorry, i forgot about the salt. just rub it onto the blade gently tip to shaft 3 times. But cannot help the feeling that OP died on us trying to play game of thrones fap fantasy and cut the head of the king's hand
Back to reddit
Goddes of Canada thanks you based anon
so, we should be posting pics to give him a hardon. wonder how much that would hurt.
Kek, i would say taze it or mace it, might be fun. Or better pepper spray it
This is now a loli thread for the purpose of hurting OP.
Look like it wants to change its race to asian cause op is one caucaisan demented psycho
Nice one, how much did it cost? I think about getting my own ASG, just in case i had brilliant idea to shoot my dick with it, when it displease me
Go cry in the corner, you are scared of a dick, i guess you never seen one cause you are a massive cunt. Also i'm out. Have fun OP, or better not. We witnessed what you are doing for fun