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When I was in 8th grade we were forced to join "clubs" that met once a week. I joined the chess club and proceeded to never once pick up a chess piece. My friend and I would go on the computer and look up porno. We got away with it right up until the last class, when our teacher (a clueless man in his 80s) got tipped off.
He was so clueless that despite our always occupying the computer, he had no idea who did it. They blamed it on the wrong kid and planned on expelling him. At some point they found out my friend and I were the culprits but they let us go because I'm a Jew and my friend was Hispanic and they didn't want to seem racist.
>>604414439 >Hmm something's wrong. Has to be the RAM not seated properly.
So either the computer straight up didn't start or you're a liar. RAM needed reseated is not something you can tell without having had the problem before, you'd have to guess that was it. Could just as easily be failing power supply, failing RAM, failing chipset, failing capacitors, burned out CPU from dead cooling fan, even a temporarily overheated CPU. All those could appear intermittent or permanent just like RAM contact problems.
Installed team viewer on a flash drive then installed it on a computer at school. Hid the program but made sure it was running in the background and I would use my phone to remotely control the computer when people were using it and typed out profanities and shit. It only lasted a few days until they got an IT person to uninstall it.
I use to stuff bread in the dvd drive and just the bell rang and I got up, I would stab the monitor with scissors so there would be a huge black on the screen and even broke a monitor before. Thats what she got for being a bitch
Not a school computer but an old work computer before quitting. I made a folder called kiddie pron on the desk top. I put the 10 hour he man hey song with 5 mins of sanic in the middle in the folder. The I.T. guy had to watch thr entire thing.
In 11th grade I was in a C++ programming class. I made a program that crashed the computer, then auto ran when the persons account was logged into. Told the teacher it was a calculator, went to go check it, had to get wnidows re-installed on computer.
changed the icons and names to other programs, everyone got angry when their internet explorer would lead to calculator. this was back when nobody knew shit about computers. i was such a clever 8th grader.
>>604421590 Unfortunately I couldn't rearrange it to say more, since F and J had special connectors on those keyboards, different from all the other ones. I was going to make it say JEWS DID 911 before I learned that.
>>604421128 We got a USB of kali, booted to it, replaced sticky keys with CMD, spammed shift on the login screen, and I wrote a batch file that would automate the process that the other anon described. I could send you the batch file if you want, I have no use for it anyways.
>>604413003 >youtube.com blocked by school >brilliant idea: I'll make a .tk domain linking to youtube: youtube.tk >works! entire school uses that shit, teachers and IT feel powerless (don't know why they weren't capable of just blocking the .tk also) >after a while decided to link it to meatspin.com >entire school goes beserk >shit calms down and nobody uses it anymore but let's go out with a bang >we had new beamers in every classroom, big ass HQ ones. chemistry teacher always put beamer on first and then pc monitor >one day me and friends decided to open the now infamous youtube.tk on chemistry teachers desktop. >teachers walks in, turns on beamer but stands with his back to the screen >takes about 10 seconds before the class really loses it and bursts into laughter, teacher turns around, goes red as a tomato and then rage >some classrooms had security cams, this one luckily not. never got into trouble. slowly became a legend for doing crazy shit like this
>Got the universal substitute PW one day thanks to cool AF sub >found out what user name this substitute I hated >Used said teachers computer at lunch > downloaded as much beastiality as I could > tapped of course and came on mouse > never seen her again I wonder why...
>found out my old school's printer has a web facing GUI >got the IP >Used a VPN and went into said GUI >set it to print 999 pics of the joker >watched on the GUI as the ink levels quickly went to zero >pic related
>be 15 >be in highschool >stupid presentation in library >sit in the computer area with 60 people everyone has a computer monitor behind their back because we were facing the teacher who was talking. >sit next to this 7/10 chick >already played with her tits and shit i knew she was into me >troll time >grab her keyboard >type in this site kinda like 1man1jar >it was 3 grandpas fucking each other in the shower >the windows was moving up and down so you wouldnt be able to close the window >whisper to her:"wtf is that on your screen?" >remember it was dead silent 60 people were listening to the teacher >I never heard a girl screaming this hard in my life >fuck >60 heads turned to us >shut the monitor off at the speed of light >nobody saw >realised what the fuck i just did
Task manager was blocked on the PCs so holding down Ctrl, Shift, Esc brought up an error message, i held those buttons down on my friends and crashed the pc with 1300 messages, he lost so much work, i laughed for days...
>>604413003 Wrote a RAT, installed it together with a friend during break in informatics class on several computers. After the break the where jittering cursors, that stopped, when the teacher was called to look at it, gay and bestiality porn sites popping up wildly, when the teacher came to look at the progress someone made and so forth. Oh and of course the mouse and keyboard were sadly unusable and thus the porn couldn't be closed before the teacher saw it. Fun times.
> go to computer class with a bunch of stupid ppl. > teacher puts me in the back of the class at the server. > she did not realise it was the server. > try easy password combinations > A1B2C3D4E5 > Ding, get inside. > Go to active directory > change all homepages to "Meatspin" > change all backgrounds to a horse dick > act like nothing happend > never get caught
>>604413003 >weird ass friend started shit with me over trivial bs >his gf was an ugly sado masochist whore who would make him pose for lewd, borderline homo-erotic photos (non-nude) >gf sent the photos to my best friend (she's a cunt if you haven't gathered that) >best friend and i get ahold of a picture of him posting in his undies with a condom in his mouth like pic related, on a thumb drive >in computer lab >no one is around, just best friend and i >put the photo on a handful of computers >set as desktop background >waited around for kids to show up and watched as they stared in awe at their peer's ridiculous skinnyfat body
after school, I felt really bad and i removed the desktop images. It was bad enough that 20 or so people saw it.
Pretty fucking stupid when i think back on it but fuck it i was in high school
>>604427237 Oh, and not me but a friend wrote a program that created an hungry looking icon on the desktop and buggered the user from time to time to feed it. Which was done by dragging files onto it that where then deleted. He put it on one of the schools computers in class and the teacher thought it was funny and fed it until he realized, that he just deleted some important data.
>>604424098 i used to do shit like this all the time, but instead i organized a group of my friends and we all did this. We'd print the dumbest shit we could possibly find and send them to all the printers in the school so there'd be teachers down the hall reporting "mass printing". School started looking for who did it and found out my friend was the only culprit when in reality we had an underground mass printing society.
one time there was a basketball game in high school and the teachers gave certain trustworthy students "tickets" (just print outs) to sell for like a school fundraiser or something, so me and 3 friends went to the tech lab at lunch and starting our own counterfeit operation. Two of us would design, and the the other 2 would cut them. we sold them for 10 bucks a piece, bought weed with the money, and the school did a shitty investigation on why so many kids were at the game but the didnt raise as much money as expected.
On my old high school the computers would instantly turn of when you pressed all the buttons from esc down to ctrl simultaniously, so whenever i saw people writing essays and such i would karate chop the keyboard and laugh at them for not saving
>>604413003 In middle school my friend and i would bring these apple remote things to school and fuck up the teacher's keynote presentations. Was pretty fucking awesome, went on for about a week before we were caught.
We would skip backwards/forwards/end the presentation and the teachers would flip out and bitch about the "faulty district computers"
>keylogger to find teachers password >write program that creates thousands of files on your desktop >send entire class an email from the 'teacher' telling them to open the program >entire lesson spent deleting files from desktop
>be in college >teacher forgets to lock "smart" class room computer >log in when teacher leaves >create shortcuts that shut down the computer >delete icons of my computer, explorer, firefox etc... >change the icons of shortcuts to my computer, explorer, firefox etc... >wait till next class >each time the teacher enters a file or program PC shuts down >profit
In freshman year I put the google addon "nCage" on all the PCs in the writing lab. What it does is replace all the pictures on google chrome with random pics on Nick Cage. Teacher was mad and said it was a system wide virus/hack and to shut down all PCs. IT guy came down and didn't know what was going on either, said nothing was compromised. We got an extra week to work on our powerpoints and a few days later I said I read on the internet it is an addon and got 20 extra credit points for figuring it out and removing it.
Alright fellas, here's my situation. My school wipes it's computers every day (they make us save our files inside a special drive that doesn't get wiped), they block files downloads and sites such as imgur, and command prompt need's admin access to open. What should I do? I would love to gain access to the admin accounts, so I can unblock sites and fuck around, but I don't know how to.
Our schools backup server password... was password. For some reason they backed up all of our teachers data and the admin data within this server. So we took the text file full of everyones logins and passwords and well just messed with people and cheated on controlled conditions etc. It was pretty funny to be honest, server admin never noticed.
>>604413003 took pictures of my dick and put on usb, and once during lunch teacher forgot to lock the door (only i noticed, went in so nobody noticed me), and finally got the chance to put pictures on computer for desktop background and my job was done.
later when scholars went in and also teacher, he turned on beamer for later use, and then the whole class was laughing or were disgusted or else. that teacher was later fired and nobody heard for him since
I was dinking with VBScript at home and saved a script to my flash drive that made an uncloseable pop up. It said something along the lines of "How gay are you" and everytime they clicked the X or close it added one to the number so it would say "you are __ gay"
>>604413003 >Be with pals >Lunch break >Classroom door still open >Go in >Seem this class has a double period >Computers all logged in. >Go on some kids computer >get on a proxy >Gay porn galleries >save fuck loads of gay porn >Put it up on the screen >turn the monitor off >leave
I don't know what happened to that kid but whenever i think of it, i laugh my tits off
we was using somekind of Teamviewer for the whole class and i got into it and it didnt have passwords so i was messing with People for example opening them a notepad and typing stuff and deleting their work LOL
>be me, in English class with the shittiest teacher in school >teacher goes on bathroom break >find out his personal phone number because the nigger leaves it on the desk unattended >write down number and give it to all of my friends in that class >we all sent him pictures while he wasn't looking >Mfw they were mostly gore pics and pictures of Carl weezer >Mfw when one of my sand nigger friends got caught using his phone >Mfw it was all worth it
Admins didn't disable 'net' commamd for users in school network. So, one could send a popup message to any computer in the LAN by using 'net send <IP address> <message text>'. Needless to say, all computers had sequential IP addresses (192.168.0.1 to 30 or something). What we always did was create a bunch of bat files with net send messages to IPs of occupied PCs, copy-pasted them thousands of times and ran them. Result: people had to click OK thousands of times on some stupid spam message. Funny as shit back in the day...
>make a screenshot of desktop >turn it 360 degrees upside down >save and use as wallpaper >remove icons and taskbar >flip the screen upside down >laugh uncontrollably when people try to use it and find that mouse moves in opposite direction and icons don't work
Also once I set meatspin.com as homepage and quickly left
found the Novell login config file and changed everything to German.
made a batch file disguised as program shortcut that opened 100 of whatever program was clicked on.
this got me suspended and almost expelled...
made batch file that spammed every computer on the network with inifinitely spawning cmd prompts that just said "testing". The said batch file then infinitely duplicated itself and continued itself on an endless loop of opening command prompts. The entire network was hosed and they had to get an out of house IT dept to sort it. They ended up figuring out it was me... and threatened expulsion.
I said well maybe if I help maintain and secure the network instead of harming it then itd save you time and money... Expulsion threat removed. Found out my senior year the teachers secretly loved me for it because they hated our fat lazy inhouse IT guy. Apparently they called me johnny mnemonic which I thought was funny and awesome... those were the days.
>4th grade >class computers had a shitty "child protection" internet security system >Be me >Messing around in the "tools" options on internet explorer >discover how to disable web block >disable it on every computer >sit back while all my classmates discover that they can now view adult material on newgrounds and other sites >several weeks later >Useless IT lady comes in >has a sit down with the class, asking who did it >mfw I say nothing and no one knows it was me >mfw IT lady spends the next month and a half in our classroom trying to figure out how to renable the web block >mfw I just do it again when she finally figures it out
I.t were lazy as fuck. found a pc without bios password and booted a disc to get the admin password off the local machine. It was the same as the network password. They had banned .exes running from outside network so put vice city onto the network, everyone was playing it, even teachers. worked out machine allocation and remote shut down peoples computers during lessons. couldn't really think of anything else to do as we didn't have the skills to get into the rest of the network.
Wrote a fork bomb exe in programming class Renamed it to disguise it as coursework Emailed to teacher Teacher peer marks by putting pupil projects on projector screen Runs the fork bomb Suddenly exponentially increasing copies of hitlershopped image of teacher appear on screen He cant stop it Pc crashes Windows reinstall Teacher leaves at end of year
>>604413306 >band camp >counselor holy fuck you're retarded, band camp doesn't have counselors nor does it have "labs" It's directors and technicians. Technicians are assistance to the director help out with individual tone and tuning, Directors work mostly with the entire ensemble or large sections of the ensemble (such as brass or woodwinds)
Band camp is also pretty supervised especially if you're in a good band. >i'm a technician btw
>>604431163 The teacher we had for programming didnt know shit about computers, she just googled cool looking programs for us to make and told us to make them. Really, my friend and I successfully convinced her that its really common for people to say "cp" instead of "c++". Our teacher went bragging to all the other teachers saying she is teaching our class "how to make cp"
>>604435635 Sadly thats long gone and dont remember much how to do that anymore. If I can find the old file on one of my old drives ill gladly post it. >>604435876 Never knew there was a term for what that was... I was just being creatively destructive. Thanks for the info.
Also forgot about when we DDOS'ed the school's website (was hosted by our actual school server).
and (i feel horrible about this now) I found a picture of one of our classmates on an adult dating site, with his shirt off doing a seductive pose. We had tv's that were suspended from the ceiling in the corner of the room tied to a dummy computer. I then proceeded to change the background of every classroom's TV wallpaper to this kid's seductive pose. My government teacher at the time went "OH MY...........covered her face and started laughing so hard she had to leave the room"
>be me >be 16 >be in highschool >brand new ipads for schoolwork >Prettycool.psd >IT techs set up air server shite so teachers can put ipad notes on board >pupils have access to it too >ThisGonBeGud.pub >physics class >previously wrote "LANGUAGES ARE NOT REAL ACADEMIC SUBJECTS" on image of hated french teacher >airserver works anywhere in school >thisisit.laserdisk >log out of anything that could be traced to me (ipads used generic login to avoid wait times) >stream image to french classroom >instant screams of rage can be heard throughout building >IT techs cant prove it was me Dindunuffin.txt
>>604413003 when i was in 1rst grade i made some shit in paint on a dinosaur mac that was 99% black, that shit would'nt print so i just sat there clicking print for like 20 minutes. When another class went in there that shit started printing. I got i trouble they said it print for like 30minutes+ and ran out a brand new ink cartridge. Back then i suppose no one knew how to cancel it.
>>604413003 >be me grade 10 >program fag >open turing > create replicating exe. called "lol" > place in network shared folder > people open > thousands of text files saying trololololol copy by the masses > shut down school network > got b&
>every student in school knows secret file to hide games in >school has system where principle can net send to teachers >student logons are blocked innet send, only teachers get them >create batch file which sends 10,000 lines of spam text to 192.168.*.* >every teacher in school gets 10,000 lines of spam flashing up >crashes school network >at bottom of spam write "this is jimmy knowles" >jimmy knowles biggest macho faggot jock in our school and was in my class >teachers can tell from netsend what room it was sent from >they come running for jimmy >Jimmy confused as fuck rofl >End up saving batch file into the folder with all the games in it under "Age of Empires.exe" >Gets opened 8 times in 5 days before school IT nerds can figure out what is happening >forever a hero
>Be 14 >In computer room, doing some bullshit assignment >Friend is on toilet >Decide to have some fun, open some gay porn shit on his computer and turn up the volume >Out of nowhere comes this dreadful hag of a teacher and tells everyone to pay attention, she is going to tell us what to do >All silent and listen to teacher >She is interrupted by the rancid screams and moans of mens intercourse >Whats That sound >Ohfug.exe >WHO PUT THIS ON >Friend tells her he was on the toilet and that he didnt do it >I decide to come clean >Bitch teacher drags me to the principals office and I have to explain my evil deed infront of principal >Awkward as fuck, but worth the giggle
I have two stories that I can remember from high school
>friend and I go to library during lunch to dick around on computers >computer I went on was already logged in to by some weird kid >some form of social media was logged in (forget what) >comment random shit >start all this drama throughout school
Second one >logged in to email as an unknown user >send a swastika to all the teachers and students I could >all these meetings and announcements >had an assembly about racism and shit
>>604413003 >Unplug power cable >Switch voltage switch on psu from 240 to 110 volts. >Wait until doofus tries to use the computer >"Oh, it's not plugged in" >Connects cable >BAM! Psu blows, tons of smoke. >Dude in real trouble for vandalizing school property. >much fun was had
>>604413003 College library used an application for digital access to the catalogue which accessed data on a network directory that had no security whatsoever. Typed in the address, deleted their databases (the backup was in the same fucking place) and changed the splash screen for the program to some disgusting face, can't find the image though.
>Tfw even if they knew who it was they wouldn't have done anything, MASSIVE breach of the data protection act (there were also DBs containing students' addresses, phone numbers, etc).
I'm not an underage faggot so back when I was in highschool the PC's used CRTs and ball mice. naturally some friends and I would flip all the monitors/steal all the balls from the mice. Oh, and delete the TCP/IP stack.
It's the last day of high school and me and about 15 others are in my digital graphics class. Teacher steps out of class, hour left before schools out so we decide to have a little bit of fun. We all log into as many computers we can, turn speakers way up and play the nyan cat song on every single one, about 25 computers. At that point it was pretty much a blaring white noise enough to destroy your ears. You could hear it from the hall with the door closed. Teacher walks back in with the biggest wtf face and tells us to turn that shit off. Annoying as fuck waiting for him to come back but worth it
>>604439214 Are you the guy from my stats class about two years back who would have a message pop up in the middle of a presentation that would say "This is really boring. Let's go home." And then would shutdown her pc?
>School has shitty password recovery system that makes it possible for someone to repeatedly send recovery emails by pressing enter >Students' emails are publicly acessible >Put email of some random cunt into recovery field >Place weight on enter key >Mailserver overloads and crashes after about 3 million emails
>>604441359 Oh, same college library had an application for monitoring/manipulating students' PCs (to make sure they were being used for work). It's kind of hazy, but the same tech must've set it up, since (again, unsure how) I ended up using the application to make every screen display the same background. White background, massive black text: "Stop looking at our fucking screens noobs" (I know it's not exactly witty). And weirdly enough the only reason I got in trouble was because they thought it said "nobs". Not even joking.
Well I remote controlled the computer that would replay the school news all day. I changed the video to a constant loop to a guy getting his head blown off with a shotgun. I wasn't to smart and did it from the computer I was sitting on and they checked my search history for the video. I got suspended for only 3 days
>>604413003 >school has laptops >school full of niggers >most laptops go missing within the first month >I take a laptop home >Gain admin status, install steam and Star Wars battlefront II >Bring laptop back to school >Play SWB2 instead of doing schoolwork
Time to take advantage of that admin status >work out school wifi password >connect with phone >give to all the niggers in my year >password spreads like wildfire >network slows down like shit because basically double capacity >mfw
In middle school i would always open ms paint and make about 5 pictures of dick and make them the background and put them in the share file where we turned in our work and i got caught and suspended for 1 day
>be me senior year >go into library with friends >set several computers to loudest video we could find >set them to play in a few minutes on max volume >several rooms away but can hear the explosion of sound >never got caught cuz school was too lazy to fix cameras https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb87qir7Cs
Well heres something that for some reason got the fucking police involved
>Be me >A graduate at secondary school (last day) >Decide to do some shit >I have access to the schools website (Cos I'm a "special" IT person guy or w/e) >Go on and change a page of it >They recorded or traced what I did somehow and got the police involved >They didn't do shit other than say "dont do dat" >MFW I didn't learn anything
>computers were connected together in the lab >made a batch file (named it firefox); made it look like a firefox logo. >when run (by someone else to hide identity), started to crash the speeds of the other computers. >made banana as background >mfw banana images flying through all over the monitors; and the glory would never be mine.
>>604413003 >18 years old >Computer science class >Teacher opens file as google doc >Google doc is open on the interactive whiteboard at the front of the room >Everyone can edit >I delete the whole document and replace it with a 5000x2500 res troll face >Only like one other guy in the class laughs >wtf man
Story 2: >voltage switch on the back of PCs at school >turn PC off, flick voltage switch >some nerd comes in the room and turns the PC on >PC makes a loud pop and sparks shoot out >smoke floats up from the PC tower >nerd freaks out
Story 3: >IT department take remote control of a computer from their department >fuck around moving the mouse >they open a notepad file and tell us to stop fucking with the PC >delete text and write "no" >they try to do some shit >turn PC off >they come down to the room, seriously pissed off >wasnt me
Story 4: >Teacher is showing a presentation about anti-bullying >We all laugh at this young girls potato-looking face >she storms out the room >I pick up the remote for the interactive white board >zoom right the fuck in on her face >teacher comes back in, everyone is in stitches >get moved to a different class
Story 5: >Teacher copies my screen and streams it to the whiteboard at the front to show me she can see im not doing any work >www.walkthedinosaur . com
>be me >sophmore year of hs >had to final research paper for cunt teacher >hated the fat bitch and most of the people in the class >we all go to the computer lab for a week to type paper >idea.gif >log in as a teacher >use cmd to use remote shutdown that wasn't blocked >found the lab computers in the domain list >proceed to shut down one or two computers at first >people confused >didn't get caught >get ballsy >shut down rows of computers at a time causing massive rage >could barley keep a straight face >this went on for the entire week >last day printed 250ish copies of MS paint saying "u mad bro?" >cunt teacher rages and tells all of us she can see who did it >she sees the teacher's account I used and didn't catch on >never got caught for any of this >mfw I was sitting in the front row where everyone could see
>>604413003 Go to school with 60 students thats where fun is to be had >Took the ram from every computer and put it in backwards as a test of the tech guys skill >gained access to the admin account by booting linux(fucking idiots had no bios pass) and changed the password to niggatoungemyanus >Replaced all shortcuts on the start menu and desktop with gay porn videos >Installed Gentoo on half of the computers and some version of mac on the other half
also by the end of high school I had torrented a couple hundred gig's of shit with all the teachers knowledge Came to school high every day for the month of January Was given permission to remove the wall dividing the bathrooms by gender and I almost banged my math teacher
>make fake Facebook phising site and link it to "Facebook" bookmark on general login of each computer in the library of my school >wait a few weeks, check the text doc the php had been printing out >50 emails and passwords >go to public place with public wifi >login and change the password to every Facebook account (and some emails with the same password) >change the status to "We are watching" >search for nudes of girls I knew (sadly came up with none. Some sexy lingerie photos and stuff I still fap to) >make it my status as well >everybody at school see's it and talks about it freaking out >school "investigates" but comes up empty handed >mfw no one ever knew it was me >mfw I have no face
>>604413003 >friend got access to an admin account >went to users >kept changing IT guy back to a standard user over and over again >teachers kept complaining IT guy is doing nothing >His boss fired him cause he wasn't able to do his job
>Religious Education >About 2005, wireless laser mice becoming available >Range wasn't great, but you could hold it under the desk if you were in the front row >School uses interactive whiteboards >Plug receiver in to back of devout catholic teacher's PC >Gently twitch the mouse whenever she's doing something on the whiteboard, subtle shit like that >Graduate to writing stuff about Satan because I'm 14 and I think this is funny >Class is also 14 and knows I'm fooling with her >Not a popular teacher >She runs out the room in a fluster to fetch head of RE >Head is actually cool but never misses a trick >Remove mouse, poker face >Teacher returns with a fucking incense candle >Class loses shit >Who the fuck takes that with them to work
- Closed start button - Got nearly expelled for booting to MSDOS and hacking - Screencap desktop, set to background, drag icons off window so nobody can click - Created undeletable folder on teacher's desktop with "Nudes of (student in class)" - Set desktop backgrond to vidya porn - Signed teacher up that kept wasting class time checking email for over 50 gay porn sites, watched him get fucking horrified when "giant cock" kept showing up in his inbox - autorun.info on ll drives to alert 255.255.255.255 on netmsg -- popups every time someone opens their hard drive
>DL about 6-8 GB music on college systems >LANning Halo Custom Edition/UT99 >Making local admin accs on practically erry machine (not networked) >Created own user domain on local net (I was actually pretty fucking proud of that) >Rick roll'd tutor. When he left to get something, I closed his browser and changed homepage (it was a long time ago, when rickrolling was still kind of a thing). It was on a projector for the whole class to see, all he could do was scream "WHO IS THIS SINGING MAN?! YOU BASTARDS!". Yeah he was Indian.
My sophomore year in my programming class, I made a batch file that would wait a random number of minutes between 15-30 and then proceed to open and close the CD drive. And since my school was stupid I was able to put it in the startup folder. Eventually after nearly a week of this, people started figuring out you could close in in task manager, but I was able to convince my programming teacher, who heads all the computer stuff at our school, that the person who did this did it through task manager. It lived on until we got new computers 2 months later. I was never caught, but I still can't believe a programming teacher doesn't know how task manager works.
>be 15 >have a 21st tech class >30 minutes before school starts >Teacher left the door open >Find random computer >Login to a teacher account (my school had the passwords of some accounts in the notes section) >Download a loud sound of a guy having an orgasm >Find directory where all of the sounds are located >Replace startup sound with the orgasm sound >Quickly log off >GTFO of the room >Come back in for class few minutes later >unsuspecting student logs into computer >Orgasm sound plays Man, high school was the fucking shit.
>>604413003 Ok so i live in germany. For our abitur we take something like advaced classes in what we like. One of mine was computer science. One day our teacher showed us how to write an email manually through POP.. And on another day he accidentally showed us the login data for the schools email server. I logged into the email server, disguised as the principals email and mailed alot of people that i didnt like and their parents that they would need to come to a disciplinary(?) Conference because of their misbehaviour. Also i mailed a fake sickness email to the principal from all of my teachers emails. I only had one lesson the next day. Also seeing those idiots being confused about what their misbehaviour was was priceless
>>604437973 >so fixing it is a nightmare without formatting. Or system restore... I'm stubborn enough to grab another keyboard, pry off all the keys, and then figure out which key goes where, and then fix it.
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