/b/, you have been turned into a Dragonfly. You still have all of your human intelligence, just in a dragonfly body. In order to be changed back, you must kill a U.S. Soldier armed with his service rifle and a knife.
How will you defeat your foe in the body of a bug? Be creative mother fuckers.
>brought to you by Lobster vs Blue Whale guy
Call upon all my Dragon Fly brothers and sisters, I tell them the time of ascention draws near. But first a blood sacrifice must take place. Kill of few Dragonfly Plebs on alter. Exclaim to them that the ritual requires more blood than we can produce in a hundren generations. Find Soldier, tell my brothers and sisters that this celestial creature must die for our ascent. Massive armies of Dragonflies attack US Army Soldier. He takes down several thousand of us. But eventually we kill him.
>mfw I'm the only one who ascends
>mfw I turn back into a human and gtfo
>mfw I used millions of Dragonflies to turn back to normal.
As if the rifle and knife matter...
>Reconnnoiter the the target and surrounding terrain
>Locate poisonous spider
>Intercept spider when it attempts to descend
>Insert SOF spider into combat with 2LT
Write things in the sand near him claiming to be God. He'll believe me because I'm a fucking dragonfly writing things. Tell him that God wants him to kill himself because he's needed to lead armies in heaven or something.
>acquire source for poison
>wait until soldier's asleep
>carry poison to soldier's mouth in my little arms/mouth
>go back and forth from poison-to-soldier, until he is dead.
And that's that.
>chill in a nuclear power plant for awhile
>grow to super size
>make soldier my sex slave until he dies of anal hemorrhaging
>become human and fuck his corpse one last time
Wow you guys actually came up with ways to accomplish this?
Wow you guys are badasses. Wouldn't want to fuck with you, if you ever get turned into a flying insect.
I was thinking of carrying a sewing needle with me and spearing him in the eyes