This OP. It's so fucking easy. Just learn the game at the low stakes and once you understand how to play move up to 200 buying tables a rake in the money.
It's so fucking easy idk why people work.
Well, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.
Whoring works, stealing things/scamming ebay works well.
>go to Uni for decent degree
>get gov't to pay for most of education and give you loans for living expenses
>graduate and get a job
>pay off loans after a few months of working
Search your home and/or friend's home for scrap gold.
Cash for gold profit!
>buy a knife and dress in a large coat. Nothing too suspicious
>wait outside a fancy restaurant on a quiet night
>pick a Tuesday at 8. Less people eat out that day and at 8 most will already be inside
>once you see a couple, show your knife immediately and say "if you don't hand me your wallet I'll cut someone's throat"
>as he fumbles for his wallet say "too late" and stab yourself in the throat
FOREX if you are stupid its not for you but if you are smart and patient you can have fucking big benefits of this i tell you there is a lot of shtty information about strategies and way to win to the market but the fact its all lie and i have the only sauce on intrenet who teach you really how to win money whit forex thats what i use and im winning 300 euros per day
>Getting off of 4chan and getting a job = $
>Playing poker with secret partners = $$
>Write financial malware and spread it on social networking sites = $$$$$
>Write financial malware and sell it on the black market = $$$$$$$
God damn, I miss those fucking things man!
Fucking snitch newfags and SJW's making shit worse for us.
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Best of dubs
Dubs and Quads Checker
or 50 fat chicks for 1000 a piece
no, youre the closet gambler who tried it and failed. thats what all losers say when they see someone else achieve what they couldnt. 90% of day traders fail, because theyre gamblers, and 10% make money. sorry you couldnt be the 10%, because youre a gambler. keep thinking everyone has to fail just because you failed.
takes time but my buddy buys cheap shit on ebay like shirts, gadgets, whatever is cheap in china... even 64Gig SD cards are only $10 there. Flip them locally on kijiji or flea markets. $$$
Buy a shitty car. Go and get your car insured and pay it off for a month or two. Than go out and drive your car into the middle of nowhere and torch the car. Call your insurance company and tell them someone stole it. Once the police find the car confirm that this is yours and you should get a return
I don't know exactly, but I know that the people that started those threads were banned when the SJW's started taking over. And newfags who heard about 4chumz through the news came on and started telling mods.
i bought a metal detector for like $200 & made over 1k my first week. shit just kept climbing until i got my shit back together. best fucking purchase i ever made in mah entire life.
As an amerifag the only real difference between canadians and americans is pretty minimal. Maybe not in the south but here in the northwest were basically the same people, diff gov.
sell your adderall for $5 a piece. if youre not prescribed it go to a doctor and say you have a lot of trouble concentrating and that you think you have adhd. if youre not a faggot and you know how to talk they'll give you a script.
i lived in jersey back then, & the ebst places to go to was next to rivers. like 100 years ago people would all chill at the river & lose shit...i found this cameo thing that was made out of poure gold & diamonds once. that was one of my best finds...it ended up being faberge.
to make it really easy public places are best causde you dont have to ask permission. private property might give ya more stuff but not always cause ya gotta think about traffic. i would also hit up beaches & little leeague ball parks. it would take me like 3 hours to drive to any beach but after a storm i dont think i ever made less than 1k in 1 day from a beach.
learn to count cards and get a good team together.
It's not that hard, but obviously nobody will tell you how to really make the big money. My tips are
>look for something that has a large userbase or simply something that many people use
>think of something that might make the product better
>it should be something that you could learn easily and what also wouldn't require much money to do
It probably sounds harder than it it, but I currently make about 300€ plus on every ''modification'' we do.
I now have my own workshop and I currently employ 3 other workers, besides me. If everything will go as expected, I will make my first 100k coming month. Hopefully I'm a millionaire by next year.
If you have quality sperm, got to china and donate. Or donate in your country. If you have blond hair and/or blue eyes do this
Well it's not like it's something new anyway. I started to repaint apple products. Basically buying new apple shit. I disassemble it, repaint the chassis and assemble it. It works like a charm with iPhones and MacBooks. I usually sell these over ebay. For example, a custom matte black painted Macbook Pro in it's standard configurations costs 1799€. Basically 200-300€ profit for me.
Get an FFL and buy and build guns, then sell them.
>spend a whole day creating a flash game
>sell it on steam as a $15 indie game
Wait outside a movie theater with a gun at night. Wait until a rich looking family, preferably father, mother, and son, come out. Stick them up for everything they have. When you have what you want, or if they resist, kill the mother and father. Leave the kid alive to be emotionally scarred for life, unless he becomes Batman, but that's just bad luck on your part.
Take a 1 dollar bill and clean it with equal parts acetone peroxide and bleach. Download a 100 dollar bill image and print it on the blank dollar. Take the new 100 to Kmart where they don't check water marks on bills. They only do the marker test which the blank dollar with the image printed passes.
Craigslist everything for a price. Even things people give you.
Solar battery charger and use it for everything in home. Save a dozen dollars a month, sometimes more. Pays for itself within the year. It will work for 10+ years. Be diligent at using it though or don't bother.
Buy in bulk. Costco card buy honey(lasts thousands of years, just add water etc), peanut butter, freeze bread and you have a permanent toat-bread and add honey+PB for a health food that gets 4/7ths of your daily requirement in food diversity. Wheat bread if you're a healthist.
There, just saved you 400+ dollars a year. Helped you get a free sell-fer-shit idea to make money without a small business license.
Get 16 year old asians girls to pay you to lick their asses.
I'll dump a few, don't worry anons.
Pls someone change the date
I offer a 4% return rate on investments then I invest the money into a stock that gives anything higher I have been going AGNC all the way recently and I live off of other peoples money. Of course the contract does have the whole safety nets to cover my ass.
borrow 50 dollars from your mom and 50 dollars from your dad. buy a 97 dollar watch. pay your mom and dad back a dollar each and keep the last dollar for yourself then eventually pay your mom and dad back the 49 dollars each. 49+49=98+2=100 keep the dollar. repeat.
he doesnt want to save money, he wants to make money
shuddup faggot, you are just one of the losers. theres all sorts of news articles of success. protip: youre doing it wrong. hahah
no you're a douchebag liar. ive detected many times and been involved with clubs. nobody does it for money because there isn't any in it. you are some kind of tool to spread this bullshit
The only thing I really noticed about Americans is that they never say "You're welcome" in response to a "Thank you".
Typically they will just ignore the remark, or just give you a "Uh-huh"
1. Put on your shoes
2. Get Bacon
4. Profit. $$
All money is debt printed out of thin air at interest under disguises as stable monetary policy lol good luck.
ooohhhhh for the love of fucking god /biz/ bring any fucking idea up with them even one that has worked for years and its fucking shit and stock stock stocks
say you have money to invest, go back to /b/
look for fucking advice and they wonder what you are doing there
Found only a couple of good people that would help out and actually talk /biz/ but beyond that its worse than /b/
at least here there are some good ways to make money after shifting thru the bullshit
Had one of these a few weeks ago and there were at least 10 ways to make money that anyone could do. It was the threat with the guy that got river stones and polished them and sold them at a market.
I hear the best stock are like defense contracts and the companies they invest the pension funds in.
Nigga I gave yall straight Fya with my 100 dolla bill strips trick and yall talkin bout some stock shit shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee
Rub rim of anus with vicks.
Advertise 'Vicks barebacking' on Craiglist.
Charge $20 per fuck.
Back when BC was the new thing for WoW I sold accounts.
It was easier to find and buy really cheap accounts 50-90 bucks and within a few days you could resell them for 200-500 dollars depending on how geared the characters were.
I had a lot of free time though, so, when I wasn't doing school work this is what I did, but I made a few grand doing it.
Pretty much impossible to do it now though since a retarded baby could level and gear a character within a week.
Doing it with F2P games though might be a good idea.
yeah I was thinking of doing that but just never had the head for it. Tried that whole free stock sample thing and lost all my fake money in a month.
Ended up financing homes for people who cant get loans.
buy house at 30,000 do nothing to it and sell it at 60,000 to people who cant get loans. 2500 down 600 a month for 15 years. 10% interest.
I think the quickets, easiest and most dangerous way would be to kidnap, mug or rob a drug dealer. I am not talking about your highschool pot dealer either. I am talking about a dumb nig that drives around in a sick car with gold teeth. The guys that scream drug dealer. Study him. Watch him. Figure out where he lives and where he hangs out. Wait for him to be alone and out of the public eye. Knock him out wih something. Tie him up. Make him give you the keys to his house or apartment. Tear it apart thread by thread. Should come out with cash and product.