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>>604529740 Helium, all you really need is a tank of helium, about a meter of tubing and and one of those strap on face masks. Your brain won't know the different between breathing in helium vs air until you are super sedated due to lack of oxygen. Keep the mask on and keep breathing and you will slip away peacefully.
>>604529740 So u mean women should work as hard as men. ive been working sence i was 14 u little shit doing any think i can to make a buck now ive been denied by the va and obigno care is impossible to pay for. get a good job for once in your life and you will see how fucked a hard working white man is. o ya ur 12. still go mow a lawn and get on that grind ur nigger roll models tell u about u snot nosed 11 yo faggot. thats rite u dont care cuz mommy is going to put you throu collage with the divorce mone she got from your dad when he left her for having a 10yo faggot sun but thats just the kicker..when she found out she had a faggout husband that the father to a gay faggot tranny 9yo she made plans. make my sun a tranny she said an 8yo faggot heshe. great job dissapointing every ine u 7yo neck beard i hape u have fun being 6 for the rest of your life its the only time you where ever happy u fucking 4 yo cunt.i digress ive never worked with a woman that was willing to work as hard as a man u fucking 3yo only in the field of complaning did a woman work harder as a man. you fuckink 2yo faggot unless sucking dick or being black was a degree ur a mentaly ill SJW u 1yr old prick divide urself by zero now and go to bed.
>>604529740 That other anon who said helium is a smart man.
The only thing I can think of that'd be more/as painless is overdose on drugs, like ecstasy or something else that releases pretty much all your endorphin at once. In fact, it'd probably feel really good. Do more than just E though, maybe find some LSD or mushrooms to trip on while you do it.
>>604530499 ure right that ppl who jumped into a one cant tell us about but its not about the lava itself - ppl who work in smelting and got a accident told about feelding no pain at all - i had felt more like some cold water poured on them
>>604529971 Be careful with this one though. Real, pure helium is hard to find. Especially the kind of helium used for balloons, contains a mix of helium and oxygen, with just enough helium to lift a balloon. If you use a mix with too much oxygen, you might just end up giving yourself brain damage.
..then again, 100% disability, no responsibility and a woman wiping your ass and feeding you for the rest of your life? Score!
Here's how you do it - make a hot bath, like really hot. As hot as you can take. The hotness of the water will block out most of the pain from the slit wrists, which don't hurt much at all. Slice vertically along the arm, not across the wrist. Use multiple slices on each arm to maximize blood loss. Then lay back and enjoy as the bloodloss drifts you to sleep. Literally next to no pain at all.
Anything involving gasses can induce a suffocation reflex, which isn't a pleasant thing. Also that one retard that suggested drowning - don't do that.
>>604531483 that sounds terrible, honestly why not just stick a gun in your mouth. Over instantly, no chance of turning yourself into a retard that is even more of a burden on your family, all you have to do is pull the trigger. No bathing in your own death or terrifying jump off a huge building.
I've been thinking recently that a possible way to go would be taking a mix of as much pills I can find. Like, search the entire house and mix antibiotics, painkillers, old people medicine and whatever else I find in a blender, with vodka. Then drink the whole. Anyone know of this could kill me?
>>604531872 I'm guessing he doesn't have access to a firearm. Besides, fucking up a gunshot suicide can leave you a vegetable for life. Bloodletting is a guaranteed killer.
>Have you ever drowned? No, but people who have survived drownings report it to be awful. Pure panic before you drown and you reflexively inhale a shitload of water to your lungs. I don't see what's so bad about slitting your wrists.
>>604531888 Overdoses, especially with weak drugs isn't guaranteed to kill you. Especially if you're found in the first hours after ingestion and get your stomach pumped. Hypoxia to the brain induced by blood loss puts you into an irreversible coma within 5-10 minutes and is completely painless because you're unconscious.
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