favorite movie quotes. ill start
>are you serious? - the riddler
I will see you later
-- Arnold TErminator
"Luke.....I stuck my penis in your mother's vagina repeatedly until I ejaculated deep inside her then she got pregnant with you and you came out her secondbutt." - Dark Fadder
I don't know who you are or what you want but can I please have my daughter back? - Liam Neilson
"The place we're in is Athens"
-King Leo Dicaprio I
Three Hundred Pounds
Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: [He does a double take] Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this..
dennis hopper- true romance
"Pandora will bite your eyes out and then spit our your eyes like gummy bear."
~ Pandora Colonel Man
"Thou feeling fortunate, scoundrel?"
The most perfect illusion the devil ever did concoct was pretending not to be there
-Verbal Spacey Program, "The Strange Accused"
"Christian in the building"
-Corny Backsman, Little Obamas
"I don't want you to go this way!!"
~ Gaybeard the Grey
“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”
~ Steve Buscemi - The Big Lebowski
"I love the smelly mornings of victory" - Soldier that has a surfboard
King Kong shit on me! -Denzel Washington in 24 Hour Learning Period
You're speaking to my pal not right. It's an improper inflection. Repeat this action once more, and I'll poke your face hard with a soldering gun- Christopher Robin
>What will you do when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? - Joker
This shit had me like, god damn the scene was perfect.
>Darling, I made the children smaller.
From the classic film Baby, Our Kids Aren't the Same Size as Before
"You gotta ask yourself one question. Where's my watermelon nigger?"-- Harry Eastwood--Clint Callahan
"I am hero this city need have, but am not hero city good enough for."
~ Gothic Knightman
>Honeybunch, I can't stop changing the size of our children. I need professional help.
Baby, Our Kids Aren't the Same Size as Before 2
"Purple! You are becoming fat, also you are turning purple, Purple! Purple!"
~ Purple Pooregard's Mom, "Charlie Chaplan and the his Chocolate Productions"
"Nobody backs Baby into a corner."
- Johnny Castle, Road House
"He's putting lotion on."
~ Stuck-up Dogowner, hilarious extra in "Sheep being Quiet"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
I took shits of fire on the shoulder of Orion.
I wank sufing Twitter in the dark nearly ten hours a day.
All those moments will be lost in time, like farts in the wind.
BZZZ -- SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN -- BZZ"
— Batty Boy from I, Robot
"Tired of these mother father reptiles on this mother father air bus!" - Rampage Jackson in Air Force One
>you're a big guy
"I guess thank you for the compliment"
- Kane, Big Red Machine
"I am being annoyed with these mother fucking serpants on this motherfucking aircraft!"
"RUN TO THE CHOPPA!"
That slut from Forrest Gimp
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum - and I'm all out of gum."
-"Roddy" Rowdy Piper, They Live