I'm calling on my detective /b/ros for help to get a hookup. Long story short I've got this milf that I'm talking to and she's teetering on the edge of wanting to meet up and fuck. I want to surprise her with some flowers where she works, as cheesy as that sounds. But I can't fucking remember which school she said she teaches at. Since i'm only 19 I really want to show some initiative here and lock in my chance at getting laid. Flowers are an obvious choice and will impress her co workers but I need to figure out what school she works at and if possible what department.
Here's all that I know that might help find her school
Name: Patricia L Friant
Location: 4015 Estermarie Dr Apt 1 Cincinnati, OH 45236-1755
You can get note info on a white pages search of her I bet but no place of work. Help a /b/ro get laid? So far she's talked dirty to me over the phone and we both got off. I haven't asked for or sent nudes but we've exchanged regular photos. I'm almost 100% sure this isn't a catfish but you never know. If she's telling the truth about working at a school I'll feel a lot better
milfs wanting hookups don't want fucking flowers. They want to be treated like they're a decade younger than they are. Tell her you want her so badly that you can't take it any more. Tell her the girls you work with/go to school with/ whatever don't get your motor running the way she does.
Flowers will get you nowhere. She wants to be wanted like she's 20 again and fucked the same way.
Don't be a dumbass.
> wants to hook up
> wants to bring flowers to her work
> uses the same technique someone would when surprising their mom on her birthday
> actually believes this will totally work
> OP is king of faggots
I tell her that stuff over the phone all the time man. Its time to put some money into this. If what you're saying is true then she must remember when she was a teenager getting flowers from a guy. I'll do all the young stuff like take her to a movie and go clubbing and shit. Flowers at work is exactly what you're talking about. Now help me!
BUT HAVE YOU MADE A MOVE YOU DUMB NIGGER?!?!?
If not, you're about to be frozen out. Next time you're out with her, touch the bitch and see how she reacts.
She like it? You're in. Just keep pressing on
She pulls back? You done fucked up and need to move on
Fine whatever, then I'll send a single rose with "your secret admirer" or something. She's into fantasy stuff like dragons and goes to rennisance fairs. The last time I checked her favebook page the header looked like some fantasy novel cover. I don't think she's going yo ditch me because I sent her a fucking flower. Maybe I should send a unicorn instead.
>Long story short I've got this milf that I'm talking to and she's teetering on the edge of wanting to meet up and fuck.
Did she actually specify this or what
>I want to surprise her with some flowers where she works
Everything about this is so obscenely retarded
>Since i'm only 19 I really want to show some initiative here and lock in my chance at getting laid
She's far too much woman for you to handle
Read the post you dumb cunt. WE HAVENT MET IN PERSON YET YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT. We plan on meeting this Friday at some art shop she goes to that has fantasy paintings. I want to do something for her before that. Because showing up with flowers in public for a a first meeting is fucking lame. That shit comes earlier. WHICH IS WHY I NEED YOUR HELP. I:be already sent her flowers to her house a week ago. Now I want to send them to her work.
Look I get you guys are basement dwelling pent up jealous ass niggers with no chance of ever scoring a 10/10 big titty milf who fingers herself while talking to you. I see that. So take your face and bash it into your desk a couple of times so you're unconscious and unable to shitpost instead of helping me out.
OP she wants your dick, not your cheap flowers and romance, give her the dick and move on. Sounds to me like you want a relationship. Fuck out of here.you will ruin everything
>all of this.
She's DTF! She's a grown woman that knows what she wants and if that happens to be your cock then score. If you buy her flowers like a 13 yearold you are literally the most retarded person on earth.