Greentext thread? I'll start.
>everybody is crazed on horomones
>usually just chill with my headphones in all day
>most kids thought I was slightly autistic and just left me alone
>sometimes got bullied though; eventually the weirder kids started flocking to me and treated me like their best freinds
>was mostly into weird nonvocal songs with a chill beat, didn't give a fuck about rap or the sort.
>hummed to myself allot. this got the other kids to finally start bullying me hard
>especially greg, this fuckhead was way too big for the eighth grade and had serious anger issues, yet somehow still had everything handed to him
>eventually so fed up with up, I sharpen a pencil super well and stab it in greg's solar plexus, deep
>lots of counseling and suspension
>come back and realize this has to stop. decide to compromise on the humming
>picked one song I really liked, leakspin
>knew all the words, even though it was mostly gibberish and impossible to memorize.
>started singing it all the time instead of the other songs, wasn't even mad
>other kids flipped out, it drove them crazy after a while.
>after school one day, they jump me, take all my money and punch me to the ground
>still singing leakspin though
>greg kicks my head in, eventually get me in a chokehold till I can't sing it any more
>was sound-recording the whole thing
>go into school with black eye, get called down to councilors and explain the whole thing.
>"my grandpa died of alzheimer's recently... he was the only one who took care of me, and this song was the last thing he could remember in his later years, even once he forgot my name."
>"I learned all the words for him, his face lit up every time I sung it, and now that he's gone I'm just not ready to stop."
>greg just happened to german, I just happened to be polish
>"Greg always started making racial slurs whenever I sung it. I guess it's a polish nationalism song? He always hated me for being polish. It makes him really mad so I try not to do it around him, but one time I was singing it in the alleyway and I didnt realize he was behind me... here, I have a recording."
>greg called down at this point, arrives just in time and gives me a dirty look
>"Greg, anon has a recording he'd like you to hear"
>play it, first part is just me singing leakspin
>greg starts flipping out, angry as adolf
>"see how it affects him?"
>in the recording he starts attacking me, it's really obvious it's him
>greg looks terrified. stop the recording, i rest my case
>greg expelled, whole social ladder collapses
>his idiot friends resent me
>found out about a week later some ukranian nationalist murdered him? I guess the story got twisted somehow
>suddenly everybody is deathly afraid of me
>especially when I'm singing leakspin
>in history, put hand up for first time in forever to answer a question about ukraine
>girl next to me gets called on instead
>really perky to steal my answer, goes on a long, arduous lecture
>"aa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool..."
>class goes dead silent
>stare girl in eyes while singing
>she shakes and starts to cry
>put headphones in and zone out
>get an A+ on my assignment even though I didn't even write my name
>mfw when an entire school fears me because of leakspin
>staying at girlfriends house during spring break
>girlfriend will be called x
>sitting on couch with x and her mom
>mom falls asleep
>look down to the left
>moms ass crack is out
>start making out with x
>x starts jerking me off
>she was into that shit
>start making out again
>x eyes are closed
>lightly brush my palm against moms ass
>shes still asleep
>movie we were watching gets loud
>mom wakes up
>i was going home the next day
>x goes to bathroom to get ready for bed
>i go to the kitchen for a drink
>mom comes in
>thanks me for making x so happy
>hugs me longer than normal
>grabs my hands
>puts them on her ass
>kisses me on cheek