happy birthday dear odin, happy birthday 2 u
That fat tub of shif shouldn't be parading in public
Wow, I am impresssed.
It was nice to have experienced /b/ while it was special.
I suppose, those times are gone.
Who the fuck invited all the Tumblerinas?
Moot left because he couldn't take all the harrasment people like you did to him after gamergate. You fucks pushed the founder away, you and people like you ruined the already fucked site
Seriously though, what do you guys do here now?
Honest question I used to be a regular /b/tard and haven't really come back in like two years. Whats the regular shit here, just tits and furries?
Implying i wouldn't know that
/b/ is fucking cancer now compared to 07' you canny have a laugh without some dick head calling you edgy and swj stepping in. If we want to ruin a 13 year old spazzes birthday we fucking will
Perhaps if you had truly 'experienced /b/' you would realize personal army requests went both ways. I remember in 2005, there we did a very similar thing to a kid in PA, and it made the local news. Tosspot.
All you edgy faggots can blow me.
give urself a firm pat on the back, old yeller
i do not really care for this child, but the people that send gore are so pathetic lol, why would you do this when it isnt even funny
he is now in a bar bowling place with 59 other people, on huffigton post and drinking
I remeber old /b/ from like 07 08. We'd do nice things for people like this because we could relate. Newfags nowadays seem to want to fit in so hard they don't really understand what being anon is all about.
William Lashua happened. We started the birthday thing for him, and it was fucking awesome.
Is /b/ a force for good? Fucking no. Never was, never will be.
Can /b/ occasionally do something nice? Fuck yes.
Can /b/ occasionally do something absolutely evil? Fucking yes.
/b/ is neutral. We've shut down and ridiculed camwhores, pushed motherfuckers to suicide, found the faggots who abused some cats, and made some old fucker's birthday special.
I, for one, am sending the kid a Happy Birthday.
Maybe you've been here for longer, but in the 4.5 years I've been here /b/ has literally been exactly the same as now except the memes everyone uses have changed very slightly. /b/ was never any more or less brave or heartless or whatever newfags like to think. They just fucked with people who deserved it. This kid really doesn't deserve it though.
I don't understand the humour behind making a kid with Aspergers feel like shit on his birthday. You likely will not be seeing any results, and the kid will just feel bad. Besides, he's 13 and it's not like you're accomplishing anything.
Tbh, I don't see why this should get gore and stuff. I love a good prank. But this kid is fucked in the head already, and all his mum was a nice present. She didn't ask for this on /b/, op did.
I'd love to see /b/ being good guys, and send this guy some balloons and happy stuff. We could make the day of his life. Yet, some of you just saw this as some fucking game to have a laugh and tell your dad "hah me and my Internet friendz planked a guy". Trolls are fine. Just don't be a complete dick.
>tfw you have been discovered with aspergers on /b/
Yeah but the real great ones that we remember were the faggy attention whores and douche bags. The real people out there struggling like us got an occasional high five. This showed the world what we really were. An unstoppable force capable of great Internet/social destruction? Yes. But people who could relate to others struggling. That's really what gave us credence, and drop down that's what terrifies the fake ass karma scoring facebook/ redditors and secretly bigoted tumblrinas. I come here because when you wade past the newfangled edge lords the truth is anon is as real as it comes.
Because 4chan thinks this post is spam.
They wouldn't RRReally call it ASSBURGERS, That's just mean
I remember one screengrab about somebody that had a fetish for... Earth. Like, some hippy dudes took him out to the woods, gave him drugs, he laid down on a rock, and came really fucking hard or some shit, and now can only get off to rock formations. Anybody have that saved?
You like that, do you? You dirty bastard.
Nah man, don't fucking get it. You're not impressing anyone being a fucking edgy faggot.
This seemingly doesn't have any friends, and you go send him that? I would have thought some of you autists could relate.
Why not make a random retards birthday a little better? Kid has no friends, why kick him when he's down? I don't get it. I mean shit if I can make a random kid I'll never meet smile with a text message, I'm gonna tell him that bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks and hope he has a great birthday.
moot never left though.
He said during the 2013 panel that he browses a lot of the japanese boards such as /a/ and /jp/ as an anon all the time. He also said in his last Q&A that he would still be stopping by on 4chan and posting occasionally as a regular anon.
M00t never left. He just removed the one face that was attached to anonymous and took himself out of the equation.
>TFW m00t started having to shell out all of his shekels for court fees and decides to go anon.
And this kid has assburgers and no friends.
Nigger, if I were white knighting I'd be stomping up in here all "BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT NOOOOO DON'T DO THAT, /b/ YOU'RE MISBEHAVING." I'm explaining my personal motivation for sending the kid a happy birthday message. I've been here a long while, and I was pushing Toaster Steve to get nice and warm. Hell, I was telling sweeteva to shove her broken-ass arm up Mike's asshole. That doesn't mean that you can't be human every once in a while.
So I guess there's no point in posting this one? For shame, anon-kun. I was hoping you'd last longer...
You're the faggot with "how to screenshot" on his browser. Fuck. Off.
Nah I know, was just throwing it out there since I mentioned it earlier.
Why is it being a whiteknight anyway? A random act of kindness is being a whiteknight? Not like he's gonna know who it comes from.
Every lonely person needs to feel liked once in a while
You could always use a free texting service like Pinger. It's US based, free accounts, etc. I used to use it when I was a poor-fag and couldn't send real text messages.
Ok, since this is clearly not getting through to you: THAT IS LITERALLY THE JOKE.
Do you see the other shit in the tabs? "How to stop literally sucking dicks?" "consensual sex in the missionary position?" "How to screenshot?" Yeah, that's literally the joke, you dense fuck. Putting retarded shit in tabs that you know will be picked apart by autistic fucks like yourself and getting a heart chuckle out of it.
There's a website that you can use rather than downloading the app. I know the app works on Andro, not sure about iOS. I /think/ it does though.
After you sign up for an account at pinger.com you can go to pinger.com/tfw so you don't have to download the application to your computer, which is annoying and pointless when they have a perfectly-functional web applet that they just don't advertise.
Yeah, neither do I. I don't have Facebook on my phone for that very reason. Like I said, just use the web applet at pinger.com/tfw . It works just as well, and doesn't have to have permission to access your SSN and exact anal coordinates.
Dude. You fell for b8. It's okay; it happens to the best of us. Faggot.
>how to screenshot.
Fight me as though I didn't b8 the fuck out of you.
>Why don't you take a seat . . . .
>>605046408 I've live here all my life and that's not surprising. The average intelligence of this town is comparable to that of a grape. Have you tried Hamilton or Burlington, I imagine those cities might be more up to date with tech jobs.
I've just moved into a new place and can't really move right now. I'm probably going to settle for some shit job so I can save up some money. I had a pretty bad problem with alcohol and I'm just starting to get my shit back on track. I wouldn't mind stocking shelves or something during the night. Few people, easy work. I have three certifications in networking and I program as a hobby, so I've just been watching for networking positions; oddly they're rare in this small town.