Has anyone ever walked in on this sorta thing?
Kids, I know you think you are all hot shit now because camgirls get busted masturbating in libraries.
Let grampa tell you about something that happened 10 years ago and still hasn't been topped.
Accept no substitutes, cum on her face Tonya get a face full of cum and walks down Burbon Street in the midday in front of hundreds of people.
One of the ballsiest public displays ever.
Nobody has come close to that.
I do this sort of stuff with my gf all of the time. Image related.
Ha, yeah it was classic. That old guys wife turned around and looked completely pissed. GF was so wet after this one.
One time when I was with friends me and my cousin were at the mall
Like couple story mall
Anyway elevator was tiny so we let friends go in
Me and my cousin ran down like 6 flights and when the elevator opened we flashed our dicks
The horror when the elevator was full of hot college girls and we were probably 15 at the time
>one of them took my cousin to the side and jerked him off in the parking garage
>i was laughed at for being so hairy
wut i hope you are blind, retarded or something.
yeah she does. Should I keep posting bros?
I wish there were more videos out there like this. Lots of videos of men jerking off, which I don't want to see. I'd rather see someone flash, then someone else comes up and helps them out, even if its fake.
nacho vidal is a protip
People shopping are literally the most oblivious motherfuckers ever. They see what they looking for and nothing else. The goings on around them might as well be on another world. Anyone who has ever worked retail knows what I'm talking about.
sadly no but i think she play a lot in maxhardcore
Many years ago I dated a girl who was from a strict family, and they knew she was fucking hot and they protected her fiercly. She was turned on by the idea of getting caught being naughty.
After we'd been together for a couple of years (longest relationship she ever had), her family invites me to stay the weekend at their cottage. One night we went for a walk along the lake, there were lots of other families with cottages there, everybody knew everyone else, so they left us alone for a while. We walked to a picnic table about 5 minutes away from the cottage that was in the dark, and fucked like rabbits.
I swear on all that is sacred, I have never had a better fuck in my life. She told me that the whole time she was scared and thrilled that someone would walk by or hear us and it made her cum like crazy.
Wow, I haven't thought about that night in 20 years. Thanks for reminding me.
>tfw you realize you hit your sexual peak years ago, and it ain't never comin' back
It's a dude that fucks chicks in his pawn shop, it's actually pretty good, I forget the name but you should be able to find it by just searching pawn shop on xhamster.
She actually is pretty well hidden from that guy, if you look at how her clothing falls. When she is facing him (ass and pussy to camera), the black top covers her from the front.
When she is facing in, her ass is covered by the top also.
I didn't realize this was a you love you lose thread cause I would've lost hard.
I broke with her a year later. She and her whole family thought I was going to marry her because I truly did, and forever will love her deeply.
Unfortunately, she was raised as a 'traditional Catholic' girl. She was taught to do as she was told, suppress any instinct to argue, etc. and it kind of fucked her up. I didn't want to be married to a Stepford Wife, I wanted someone who would tell me when I was full of shit and who had her own mind.
I ran into her again about 4 years after that at the place where she was working, and we hugged and she told me that I was the best thing ever, etc ,etc. I felt so bad for her because she never learned to be independent and take care of herself. Her only real asset was her stunning beauty, and I took three of her best years.
I hope she didn't end up with some asshole, but my guts tell me that's where she was headed.
But, my god, the way she smelled, the way she looked, the way I felt when she was on my arm and both men and women turned their heads to get a better look at her, the incredible sex...some of the best years of my life, /b/ro.
Look at her feet - the grass moves.
Dude, that was 28 years ago. That ship has sailed.
Heh, naw, my wife is awesome and has stuck by me through some horrible shit - not because she had to but because she chose to. You need to marry a real woman, not a dependent child, trust me. Plus she's the kinkiest person I ever met, that goes a long way too. ;)
those tits look better than most. I'd rather these natural ones than fake ones. There is definitely a different feel to them and not everyone can afford the best surgeon to get rid of scars.
Kinda. I live on the beach and go there for lunch/breaks etc (I work from home). Middle of the summer it's not terribly pakced and I went down for lunch. A couple within 5 feet of me decided to have a nice fuck. I was slightly behind them and facing their way when they started. I'm pretty sure they wanted me to see it and I did and it was really fucking hot. That was also the last time I ever went to the beach lite (no phone, camera, anything. just a towel and my keys).
You are so full of shit, you pathetic neck/b/eard. Keep concocting bullshit soliloquies to post on an anonymous message board so you can emotionally masturbate
>You are so full of shit
>you pathetic neck/b/eard
Guilty with an explanation: I work out of my basement.
>so you can emotionally masturbate
Meh. Guilty as charged, I guess.
more cute little skinny girls bumholes?
One of my favorite places, even though its reddit.
Still do dream about her from time to time. Maybe I'll run into her again someday, who knows?
I just remembered another fun thing we used to do: I'd come over to her parents' house and we'd watch TV in the basement. I'd slip my hand down the front of her shorts and if one of her parents was heading in I'd start playing with her furiously and pull my hand away at the last possible split second. Heh, that was fun. Her dad was a big, loud fucker, and her mom was the sneaky suspicious type, but she never caught us...that I know of, anyway.
>And more cute skinny bitches sucking big long hard juicy meaty cocks...
WHO IS THIS
nope. This is voyeur.
Post more chicks in thongs like this.
How does someone cum so quickly like that from just a handjob?
I mean seriously is he some kind of super sensitive special case or am I some weird fuckup who doesn't cum very easily?
That was good, but now it is my turn.
Look, I get it if she was like passive-aggressive or some shit like that. That shit gets super aggravating after a while. But if she was genuinely kind and hot as you say she is, you done fucked up.
You will never find a woman who can play on men's intellectual level, because they DON'T HAVE TO PLAY ON MEN'S LEVEL. Female privilege allows them to be beautiful and stupid. You missed a legit opportunity to make someone else happy over their lifetime and enjoy it just as much as they did.
>or you could just be making it all up to make /b/ jealous...
Jesus fucking christ, is there any more?