Stayed home to get class work done, and I'm super drained.
I wrote a program that took forever to figure out, and at one point made me contemplate switching majors.
I'm about to take a shit, and then do another program. I'm praying that I figure out the next one quicker and easier.
Probably going to spend the weekend catching up on class work, but thankfully I had a nice week with friends up until today.
fat fuck, it's probably a hooker, no one in /b/ has a gf this hot
>gf left, stole PS3
Time to make drink
>gf this hot
>hasn't even seen her face
she probably looks like sasquatch with a wig
I don't think a hooker would be spending the night on my couch.
Stop hating. He's getting what you will never get.
Okay we get it, you own a flashlight. So do I. Whooo lets brag to /b/. Your night clearly isn't going as well as OPs.
Damn your life must have hit rock bottom if you are sucking some tub of lards small cock that probably reeks on burnt cheese.
Holy fuck that's a nice couch, where did you get that?
Shitty. I've realized I have no friends who actually care enough to contact me or to keep me informed or involved in their lives save for one who is states away from me and my gf who is awesome but not really the same. :/ I feel awful lonely I guess.
Doesn't she have any self respect? hell just looking at your legs / stomach make me feel sick in my stomach. That penis on the other hand is also abstemiously revolting.
She has a stomach made out of steel.
if that's all you have I won't complain but I'd love to see a pic in this pose if you two are doing requests only with panties
she looks dead
>pic related you sick fuck
Just got back. From the craziest fucking party ever man. There must have literally been like a thousand people in this goddamn neighborhood.
OP is getting his dick sucked. Whereas you are railing about the size of OP's dick.
>your extra chromosome is showing.
yo, real question.
why the fuck do girls love weed so much?
like i used to get no bitches, but once i started smoking weed, its like the sluts just flooded in. its wild.
chekd and rekt
Um. Just wondering why dick sucker's been relegated to the couch. Usually, when I have a dick sucker over for whom I've not paid, she is in my bed for the night. Unless your bed is the couch - in which case, it's now the floor...
How much she cost OP?
how does it feel to be fat OP, with a gut like that you must've payed a fortune for her to suck u off
I didn't say I felt special. Just that I just got back from a crazy party. Damn, always trying to start some shit for no raisin.
Clearly, that's because you've not paid her (or shim) enough. Time to tip the employees better, OP. They won't wince as much when gargling on your knob.
You're probably not really considering killing yourself, but if you are, is there anything you would like to do before? Because I would like to do a lot of shit. I just need a /b/ro to help me.
Right? Damn near every poster in this thread has been coming for his life, trying to prove that girl is a hooker. Why do you desire to demean him so much? Are you really THAT jealous of some guy you barely even know?
What's the daily rate for a weekend with a dick sucker who's so repulsed by you that she sleeps on the couch?
Well I think better than yours. Found an envelope with $340 in it at my job under a fixture.
Also didn't feel the need to try showing off getting a blowjob from a hooker to /b/... nor would I pay for it.
After skimming through this thread OP is a confirmed faggot
OP, toss her another fiddy for each night to have her sleep in your bed. She might feel motivated enough to suck your morning wood. Nothing is better than waking up with your morning wood in your partner's (him/she/shim) mouth.
Hit that ATM hard NOW.