Time to play RPG again.
You awake with tears in your eyes. Tupac sacrificed himself so you could get away from the dragon. Now you have woken up in a desert. There is an oasis in the distance and Motumbos niggerdick is still in your inventory.
What do? Evens decides
You blame the jews and sigh. What do next? Odds decides
You remove the bitten dick from your inventory. You cant the words, "Allahu Snakbar. Allahu Snakbar. Jihad jihad KFC watermelon." The niggerdick glows different shades of purple and vanishes into thin air.
A halo appears over your head and you have ascended to godhood. What next? Evens decides
Your halo glows as you remove a knife from ur pocket. You scream, "I BLING HONOL TO MY FAMIRYY!" and stab your chest. The light begins to dim. What next? Evens?
Sorry internet lost connection.
You run into Raptor Jesus who greets you with a screech and a "Howdy". What do next? Odds?
This is it. Raptor Jesus's veiny striped cock is in your mouth. You could either A) suck it for prayer XP or B) bite it off and eat it for combat XP.
When Raptor Jesus looks at you with kind sweet eyes, you withdraw the ceremonial Shekel Knife and cut off his foreskin. His penis substantially gets thinner and you get 600 Jew XP. Your Jew level is now 8. The Yamaka of Destruction appears in your inventory.
What next? Dubs or Evens.
You equip the skill: Allahu Akbar.
You realize that in order to max out all of your levels, you must do the tedious ones first. Time to grind the Sandnigger Skill.
You scream at Raptor Jesus and laugh at his now gone foreskin. You then blow up. Since you had previously ascended to godhood by eating Motumbo's dick, you survive the explosion, but now you are falling out of heaven.
YOU ARE FALLING OUT OF HEAVEN! PRESS A MULTIPLE TIMES TO AVOID CLOUDS, NIGGERS, and NIGGERCLOUDS!
You land... RIGHT OUTSIDE A KFC. Perfect. Inside are multiple targets to grind your combat level. What do next? Dubs, Trips, Odds.
You stand still outside the dungeon. What next? Odds?
Also sorry for delay. Internet sucks Shreks cock
You walk up to the statue of Colonel Sanders and begin to sweetly suck his surprisingly black member. It tastes like chicken. Mmmm. When he cums, he whispers, "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams."
The doors to the dungeon open and the smell of nigger emanates throughout the street. From out of his mouth, the colonel drops the Great Chiggun Sword. "Slay some nig nogs for me," he says. What do next? Enter dungeon? Evens decides.
You look down at your boner. Are you sure you want to chop it off? If you chop it off, you lose ALL access to the Rape Skill. Choose wisely? All get to decide. I wait 5 minutes. Will make decision by counting number of votes.
lol no its me
So, the dick is still attached. Right ahead of you are the doors to the Dungeon of Kuntaky Frychiggun. In your hands, you hold the Great Chiggun Sword. What next? Odds?
You enter the dungeon and carve a Swastika into your forehead. Your Nazi Level is now at 16, youve unlocked the ability "Zyklon B". What do next? Evens?
You use your ability Allahu Akbar and blow up. The dungeon blows up with you and you kill 400 niggers. Your combat level is now at 74, your sandnigger level is now at 33, and your alpha levels are now at 11.
Aight homies Im getting kinda bored. Ill be back on at around 5 or 6 oclock CST. Keep your eyes peeled. the next part of our journey will be filled with more nazis, more death, and more jihad