ITT: We pretend this is our first day on 4chan
Where are all those dank memes I've been hearing about?!?!?
dude gore doesn't even bug me anymore I'm so jaded
rate this girl from my school!! will dump nudes
I've been on 4chan for 4 years now. I'm an old fag. You guys should stop picking on people it's so terrible. This banana and "trap" threads are the best! I just saw that on reddit. You guys are just an imgur rip off.
I can't even fully comprehend how stupid you are.
Like, OP is saying to act like it's your FIRST time on /b/, and you think that asking about something that used to be on 4chan is a good idea.
Like, I see a lot of stupid people online, but the fact that what OP said was so simple, just pisses me the fuck off.
I really really like this post
and look at this funny captcha lol
am i doing this rite? upvote if you think so
Like this comment if you're posting on 4chan in the year 2017 LMFAOO xD
What does 4chan mean?
Is it for some dude named chan?
Was there a 1 chan 2 chan 3 chan?
I can't make thread because I'm on iPhone and the little window only deploys properly like 5% of the time
Can't wait for 5 chan...
Hai guys! So listen lol, my friends over on 9gag told me to try and ask you cool people on 4chan.com for help with my little problem. This guy stole my girlfriend from me and now makes fun of me calling names and sends me pictures of them kissing and doing dirty things :(( here is his number. 9185504827 please make him cry
Thank you in advanced \B\! You guys are awesome XD
what does cheese pizza mean?? xDDDD
One person lays face down with his eyes closed . 2 nd person grabs his arms and holds him up for 40 secs. After 40 secs let him down slowly and it makes him feel like he is going through the floor.
Look at us. This is exactly how we use to type 10 years ago on myspace
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I don't even care if this is samefag
rofl look at this picture! XD
it's hilarious! XDXD