Yes, there was a previous wave of the images, and they were hilarious. Now everybody just tosses captions that try to imitate them. If you weren't shiny new, you would know that.
oh god, you pulled the "new" card. tell-tale sign of a typical 4chan imbecile. why don't you post some "previous wave" images then homeslice.
Had a classmate who was a biker with the hair style of 1, and facial hair of 2. Wasn't cut, or super buff but had that hadsome manly look. The Teens/MILFS in the class would go head over heels for that guy, or someone would be talking to him personally after each class.
yeah, if you can pull of any of those hair styles you're good to go in the pussy department, but you're pretty much relegating yourself to chilling with a self-important douchey group of guy friends. no legit crew of dudes wants that asshole in their squad. sorry>>605249948
k then bruh. keep slinging "insults" and avoid what we were originally talking about.
>Bald (thin at the top, think Bruce Willis in pulp fiction)
>Beard density below critical level
still waiting on that "previous wave" shit, homie. u edgy old fag u.
When I first saw this picture, I had to check several times that it was in fact real.
If you want to attract crazy bitches then go ahead, get long hair.
Every single chick I have met that was attracted to long hair on dudes were exponentially more crazy than average.
My friend is a metalhead and has hair down to his thighs - he gets compliments from what appear to be crazy people, so I know what you mean. I'm probably just growing it to my shoulders, but I think it looks fantastic after 6 months of growth.
ahh! the nigger media is invading my /b/!! must be a zionist libruhl conspiracy!!
>I'm not trying to be racist here but I just don't find these funny
>I'm sure if all the pictures were of white people they'd still be not funny
I mean, if anything, these were written by average everyday people and not top of the line comedians. Some are going to be funny, others are going to be not funny.
Bobby shmurda a rapper..raps the song "hot nigga" the line in picture refers to the lyric "bitch caught a body boutta week agooo"
>shmoney dance and other nigger shenanigans ensue
Can't seem to get the fucking hair on my cheeks to grow anything other than patchy. So instead I have that annoying beard that runs along the jawline and connects to the mo on my lip. I also shave under my chin and neck cos it gets patchy there too.
do people really find fake Instagram black humor funny? these aren't fucking real people!
It's not even possible to screencap such a lossy JPEG. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO LOSSY WHAT THE FUCK!
because black people are so bad with technology they manage to fuck up simple things like picture resolutions or they try to take a picture of a phones contents with another phone because they dont know that screenshots exist
oops, wrong pic.
there we go.
You obviously haven't seen the movie then.
You do know that your brain subconsciously decides what is attractive or not?
and that the relative attractiveness of a person is largely decided by certain genetic markers you can inspect visually?
Beards are a masculine trait and a way of seeing tons of things about the health of the person, it's the same as girls and long hair.
Lastly, women make decisions with their "feelings" which is just code for "base instincts" .
>mfw I have hairstyle 2
>mfw girls aren't on my dick
wow you're still here? where's the previous wave shit bro!?
I know, but his plastic surgery really does make him look like a PS2 rendered human, disturbingly so, motherfucker is a live human being that is in the uncanny valley.
>attractiveness to you is based on genetics
no, my fetishes and attractions have varied wildly from child to teen to adult.
Stay pleb, keep those face pubes. Women of today want a smooth androgynous look.
Faggots want a manly bear type.
half true at best. many women genuinely don't like beards, much less hairy men in general. most women i've talked with openly about the issue say they prefer a bit of facial hair on some guys and generally prefer not a lot of body hair.
The military equipment you gave to ISIS was made in the USA.
>my fetishes and attractions
Underneath all that shit though, I bet there was a underlying connection about all the women you have ever found attractive.
I bet you don't find women with asymmetrical features beautiful.
Yeah, but most guys don't.
I wasn't make a case for paraphilias, but how attractiveness works in general.
Women are attracted to masculine traits in general and men are attracted to feminine traits.
Everything from body hair to fat distribution\proportions is judged.
Well like you cannot think of objects because you do not know what things look like and cannot think of like words because you do not know what words are like. Cannot even get a fucking song stuck in your head. Other than these things what is there to think about? Just blackness and gibberish?
It is not supposed to make sense, nigger, nothing does, it is supposed to distract ourselves from the abyss of suck that is our lives and eventual death for a few precious moments.
Make a better thread, post it here or fuck off.
>Implying we are somehow ruining threads of epic quality on /b/ by taking space from them.
All threads are shit, I think you need to leave and take your wannabe oldfagness with you.
No, it isn't funny. And if you think it is you don't belong here.
I guess all the people who used to make this site bearable left. It's just tublr 2.0: edgy teen edition
dude, people like you are the fucking worst. yes, /b/ fucking sucks now, you want a taste of old faggotry? go to /s4/. there you go. that's what's left of the old /b/. yet here comes omething funny and fresh to a lot of us (yes some of us have been here a while, longer than you i bet) and you just have to bitch and moan and shit all over it. you're the fucking problem you prick.
inb4 hurr duurr you're mad. i'm not. i'm drunk on cheap wine and sick of people like you.
This humor is what 9gag is all about. /b/ *used to* hate 9gag and if you posted 9gag material you were called out on it immediately. Now it is "new and refreshing"
Everyone things in concepts and images rather than words. For example when you think of a tree, you think of a tree, not the word "tree" or the sound produced by saying the word tree...BUT you associate the concept of the tree with the written word and the sound. A deaf person is exactly the same. They will "think" in whatever language they learned to read, and they will also associate with whatever sign language associated with that...Go back to the tree example, a Deaf person thinks the exact same thing as you, only rather than the sound of the word, he associates the ASL sign of that word, and possibly the shape of the mouth speaking that sound, if he can read lips. He has no idea what the word "tree" sounds like, but he has the same associations to concepts you do, except for the association to the sound of the written word.