Anon, you're in an empty room with only this vending machine. in your inventory is a shit knife and some wierd monopoly cash. dubs will decide what happens
Kill self, thread dies, becomes meme thread
When you insert the cash you hear a wierd cracking sound. A jarr drops out with a key inside. you find a lock on the rear side of the vending machine. dubs decides.
Damn that feels good you say. Beign the giant faggot you are you stuff the key in your ass. dubs decide what happens next.
Thats not a vending machine. No coin is that large. They don't have question mark symbols on them. There is nothing being sold in that "vending machine". The black box at the bottom looks like a big enough hole for the stick man to crawl himself into. since nothing seems to be blocking that hole.
The stick man himself is awful. His head is a big question mark. How does he see the vending machine, he has no eyes. His arms don't seem to have any working hands so he can't really do anything useful. His legs seem to be short and rigid so how does he expect to walk over there, especially without any feet to support his massive circular head.
The inventory is absolutely horrible. The rectangle attached to the triangle was supposed to be a knife? Do you even know what a knife looks like? Did you really need to use two primitive shapes with incompatible colors and styles and call it a knife? Are you 10?
That "monopoly money" is not money at all. Just because its a number 5 doesn't imply that its currency. It is colored and shaped like a ticket of some sort. Regardless its the best drawn thing on this entire graphic even though its still shit. The inventory bar is so bad you had to literally label it "INVENTORY" just so people know what the fuck that is. If it was truly an inventory bar you wouldn't be holding it up with two black columns. Looks more like the title of a lemonade stand.
You put it in your mouth. You enjoy the taste of shit and metal and suckle on it for a minute. dubs decide next.
Too disgusted to live with what you just did you end your life. You will never know the contents of the machine and you will never solve the mystrey behind all this.
Because you turned into a zombie you pick your head up and place it on your head. Not understanding the logic behind this because you're a zombie. DUBS NEXT
You clean yourself and walk behind the machine to find a door with a lock. You unlock the door and you wonder what you do next.
Iron is my hero, he will become vending machine >>605353948
All of a sudden you feel enlightened. You concentrate and learn how to use fire. This skill might come in handy for later. DUBS decide next.
Make hot dogs with fire. And den you open door. Iron man is there!
You burn the door showing that door that keys are useless. As the last flames burn away you begin to smell something terrible, something that has been killed a long time ago. DUBS or TRIPS decide next.
if dubs, rise like a phoenix
You are too scared to go any further. You burn yourself to be released from this place. the last thing you see are red eyes looking at you from the inside of the machine. You will never know what that was. You will never reveal the secret of the machine.