I'm trying to get this girl to sit on my face. What should I say next? Dubs vote.
I'd say my place, 2am. Or well no, I'll pick you up and bring you here. We can cook pasta, kill the stray mosquitoes around the house with my bug buzzer and later I'll let you sit on my face. I have a bathtub and a nice cellar if you're into those.
How's a cup of coffee sound to you? Matter of fact, any drink of your choice. I'll be buying, you'll be sitting across from me looking beautiful like you always do.
Typical man shit.
Lhamas are cute, but never one sitted in my face. But I'm ready to take my chances with you.
You invited her over, and she said it sounds good. That means yes. Are you fucking happy, faggot?
If OP has to ask /b/ how to talk to girls over TEXT, how's he gonna talk to girls(much less get laid) in irl?!
>Mfw haven't had sex with gf in 8 days and i see this thread
Will you sit on my face if I grind my ballsack, perineum and asshole in your nose and mouth? I want you to toss my salad so I'll know what to do with you.
Allison, i have... quite a big confession, i've been hiding it for years and you're the only person i've trusted to tell, I am gay, i like men, i fantasize about black dick in my asshole all day, i walk around black neighbourhoods hoping someone will push me into an alleyway and rape me, i have a serious problem, i don't know how to come out, so.... can you start just telling people i'm gay for me?
Also, do you know any black guys i can hook up with that would be into me?