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I'm slowly greentexting all of my sexual experiences. Writing them down as I remember them, etc. Eventually I'll be able to present them all to /b/.

Anyway, here are two of my earliest experiences. If you're reading please take a moment to bump so the thread doesn't die while I'm posting.
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>be 4
>be in preschool
>playtime inside
>me, a boy, and two girls are playing restaurant
>some other kid barges in
>he’s got the pretend first-aid kit
>it’s got all the cool medical shit
>I’m jealous because I didn’t know we had that toy at the preschool
>kid is like ”this is a doctor’s office now”
>I’m totes jelly so I’m not playing along
>I’m still pretending to cook food
>he tells the other three kids to lie down
>then he starts pulling down their pants
>right away one of the girls flips out and is like “NO”
>she storms off
>kid keeps doing it to the boy and girl who are left
>they’re chill about it
>they’re talking to each other about pretend-plans for the day
>meanwhile the kid uses the medical tools on them
>focus is primarily on the penis and vagina areas
>I’m still making a pretend-cake, but gawking at them
>kid looks at me
>”anon you’re a doctor too and we need to do surgery on both of them”
>but my cake...
>"anon they're going to DIE unless we help them"
>the boy and girl look at me, worried
>well fuck I don't want their deaths on my hands
>kid has the patients turn over (pants still pulled down)
>apparently the surgery involves us trying to shove tools into their butts
>we figure out that the handle ends of the tools seem to cause less discomfort in the patients
>so we flip our tools around
>start dildoing these kids' assholes
>suddenly the kid sees there’s a spot open at the wooden train table and he runs off
>I’m left pushing plastic handles INCHES deep into these two other kids
(no fucking clue why there weren't parents or teachers around for playtime)
>I distinctly remember being worried that my pretend-cake was going to burn
>I ask my patients if they’d like to go back to playing restaurant
>they were like “okay”
>so we stop and go back to playing restaurant
>my pretend-cake turned out okay and everybody agreed it was delicious
Body is ready
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Part 1 of 3
>be 7
>parents go to the gym and often take me
>gym has a kid's playroom (a small room with no windows)
>probably used to be an office or something
>wall-mounted TV playing Nickelodeon
>huge chest of toys (that was cool)
>small table and chairs with crayons and paper, etc
>and a small private bathroom
>it was kind of scary because nobody would check on us
>me and other kids would be dropped off and left to fend for ourselves
>on this particular day it was just me
>drawing at the table
>door opens
>cute girl is dropped off by her parents
>"we'll be back in an hour, sweetie"
>she’s taller than me, so probably older than me (maybe 9 years old)
>notice she has a backpack
>other than that don’t really pay attention to her
>i'm too busy drawing ninja turtles or something
>eventually I get bored of drawing and look around for something else to do
>see her backpack against the wall
>and what looks like her shoes, white tights, and underwear in a pile next to it
>that’s weird, did she change her clothes or something?
>I look over to the girl
>she’s in the corner on the floor playing with toy farm animals
>she’s in a frilly, knee-high Sunday dress
>but she’s on all fours so it’s hiked up
>and her naked ass is pointed right at me
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Part 2 of 3
>I can see her junk as plain as day
>ass cheeks
>inner lips protruding out a little from her pussy
>I must’ve made a noise or something
>she turns to look at me and laughs
>”sorry I was hot….don’t tell anyone”
>I nod okay
>turn back to the table and pretend to start a new drawing
>somehow this feels like a trap
>like, if I mention her privates are showing she’ll be like “oh so you were looking” and then tell my parents
>chalk this paranoia up to my older siblings who would fuck with me nonstop
>everything was a trap with them
>so anyway she sits next to me
>introduces herself (fuck if I remember her name though)
>nice clothes, long curly hair, shiny glossed lips
>pretty sure she had makeup on too
>in retrospect she was actually “done up” like those child beauty pageant girls
>but she was actually very pretty
>she acts super interested in what I’m drawing
>scoots her chair real close to me
>I show her some of my previous work
>she’s talking to me like an older person or a teacher
>asking me questions, etc
>”do you like to draw, anon?”
>”yeah a lot”
>”anon, who is the blue guy?”
>”that’s a ninja turtle but there’s no more green left so I used blue”
>”anon, do you know how to draw people?”
>I draw a stick figure dude
>she’s like no, can you draw how a person REALLY looks
>then she draws the outline of a person
>she points to the crotch
>”anon, do you know what goes here?”
>I’m giggling like an idiot because, you know, I’m 7
>she asks me to draw it in
>this definitely feels like a trick to get me in trouble
>so she’s like “ok ok, I’ll draw a girl and you draw a boy”
>mutually assured destruction
>if one of us gets in trouble we both get in trouble
>I’m on board
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Part 3 of 3
>I draw a crude cock and balls on my person
>she draws boobs and a triangle of pubes on hers
>then we trade and leer at each other’s drawings
>I JUST saw her pussy but somehow the drawing feels way more dirty
>I’m confused by the pubes though
>she tells me how older people have hair down there
>that makes sense
>I’ve seen my dad before and he DOES have hair down there
>then she lifts her dress up to show me her pussy again like it was nothing
>she pokes around, giving me a lesson
>spreads her pussy lips open to show where she pees from
>I’m like no way, girls pee from their butt etc etc
>”here anon I’ll prove it”
>she takes me to the bathroom
>kneels backwards on the toilet seat
>I’m sitting in front
>she pees
>well look at that, she’s NOT peeing from her butt
>”your turn anon”
>now it’s my time to shine!
>I pee standing up
>pants around my ankles, shirt tucked under my chin Butters style
>show her how I can aim it
>how I can take a whole step back and still make it into the toilet
>lots of giggling
>”anon, do you know what girls do with boys?”
>”I’ll show you but you HAVE to promise not to tell anyone”
>”o-okay I promise”
>she positions me in front of her
>then we hear adults talking and laughing outside in the hallway
>we’re pulling clothes on like scrambled fighter pilots
>she jumps into her tights
>stuffs her underwear into her backpack
>the whole time she’s whispering “don’t tell anyone, okay? Please don’t tell on me.”
>and I’m whispering back “I won’t tell, I won’t tell”
>I’m back at the table drawing scribbles, trying to look natural
>her parents take another minute or so (they’re talking to friends or something)
>they come in just as she’s putting her shoes on
>”come on, sweetie”
>as they walk she looks back at me
>we don’t wave or smile or anything
>just make eye contact before the door closes
>never saw her again
Nice m8
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Aw somebody bump. Don't let me die.
slow typer, keep typing
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Part 1 of 6
>be 13
>rich uncle throws a big summer party at his house
>tons of family + uncle's neighbors show up
>playing touch football in front yard with all my cousins and neighbor kids
>I catch a pass
>15 year old cousin goes to tag me
>she trips and pulls me down with her
>suddenly everyone dog-piles us
>her chest is pushed into my face
>she's wearing a thin t-shirt, no bra
>the more she stuggles the more she titty-slaps my face
>I'm basically motorboating her b-cup boobs
>everyone finally gets off us
>she's mad/embarrassed and goes inside
>I'm super duper horny now
>don't want to play football with a boner
>so I go off to the bathroom intending to rub one out
>bathroom is occupied
>plus I see girl-cousin, arms crossed, talking to her mom
>feels like I'm going to get in trouble for something so I go back outside
>find the game has broken up
>only my one cousin Kevin (10) and two neighbor girls are left (8 and 11)
>they're playing tag or some shit
>Kevin is screaming like a faggot
>ask where everybody went
>shrugs all around
>Kevin is still screaming like a faggot
>see that they're not playing tag
>the girls are trying to pull his pants down
>"come on, Kevin, we want to see it"
>I'm like what the fuck is going on
>girls laugh and say they want to see his wiener
>still horny so instinct takes over
>tell them "we'll get in trouble if we do that out here"
>girls are disappointed
>"BUT...we'll be okay up in Kevin's room"
>girls are like "yeah!"
>Kevin's like "anon, I don't know..."
>yank on his shirt and tell him to stop being a baby
>we all run up to his room
>I reiterate to Kevin A)don't be a baby, and B)don't be a fucking snitch
>I close the door
>turn off the lights (just for effect, it's late afternoon so it's not even dark)
>"okay...first one to get someone's pants off wins"
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Part 2 of 6
>the girls attack Kevin
>he screams like he's being set on by two dogs
>they manage to get one of his pant legs off
>tease the girls like "ha ha you can't even get his pants off"
>the girls start wrestling me
>Kevin is watching from the corner in his underwear, glad to be left alone
>I act like each little article of clothing is a huge victory
>pull a sock off and hold it up like it's the motherfucking holy grail
>basically egg the girls on
>pin the 11 year old
>tell the 8 year old "we're a team now so help me"
>she strips her sister including her underwear
>11 year old is squealing "no! stop!" but laughing
>she has long legs, tight stomach
>small budding tits
>blonde peach fuzz instead of pubes
>"the alliance is broken!"
>pin the 8 year old
>11 year old helps me strip her naked
>younger one has a smooth flat chest (but, curiously, hard nipples)
>she's skinny so her chubby mound and pussy lips are even more prominent
>girls follow my example and team up against me
>let them pin me and pull off my clothes
>they pull my boxers down without any hesitation
>keep wrestling completely naked
>they take turns pinning me since I'm the reigning champion
>"pinning" is basically one of them sitting on my crotch
>meanwhile my arms are stretched above my head
>the other one sits on my upper arms/shoulders
>I have a raging boner of course
>I'm pretend-stuggling against the 11 year old on my arms
>suddenly feel an amazing sensation on my dick
>8 year old is grinding her pussy along the length of my dick
>hotdogging me
>11 year old is laughing and like "oh my god what are you doing?"
>8 year old laughs and smiles
>wrestling stops and we watch her go to town for a few minutes
>11 year old insists they switch
>so they start taking turns grinding against me
>we're quieter now
>just our heavy breathing
>the sound of skin slapping as they buck against me
>and the sounds of the party downstairs
I'm skipping ahead to 13 just to post something. I've experienced shit earlier, but I haven't finished greentexting those yet.
Nice dubs
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Part 3 of 6
>they take turns for maybe another 20 minutes
>I can feel that the 11 year old is actually wet
>not soaking wet
>but there's a noticeable slipperiness when she's on me
>I'm horny beyond the allowable limits of the universe
>the 8 year old gets back on me
>rubs against me for another minute or so
>then she sorta grimaces and stiffens up
>holy shit...did...she...
>I think she just came
>I exchange looks with the 11 year old
>she mistakes my look for concern
>"don't worry, anon, it feels good"
>all right I can't take this anymore
>I slip my arms out from under the 11 year old
>push the 8 year old onto her back
>pull her legs apart and scoot up to her on my knees
>I start jacking it while I press my dick against her pussy
>11 year old comes around to watch
>"anon, lean back so I can see"
>8 year old is on her elbows watching, too
>don't try to penetrate, but manage to part her pussy lips with the tip of my dick
>they stare intently at my dick
>cum into her pussy
>I'm LITERALLY squirting cum INTO this little girl's vagina opening
>holy fuckballs it's feels incredible
>sit against the wall to recover
>they're like "ewwwww"
>but 11 year old is lying flat in front of her sister
>she's spreading open the sister's pussy for a better look
>8 year old is like "ewwww it's inside?"
>"yeah it's way in there! It's coming out ha ha ha ha!"
>8 year old cleans herself with on of Kevin's shirts
>oh shit! Kevin?
>he's still in the corner, eyes bugged out
>small boner tenting his underwear
>we get dressed
>girls are like "that was fun!"
>8 year old wants to know who won
>they technically got Kevin's pants off first so I guess the girls won
>girls are thrilled and run back downstairs
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Part 4 of 6
>party continues into the night
>since it's dark out all us kids are in the basement rec room
>movie's on
>pool table
>board games
>the sisters are all over me though
>real touchy-feely
>Kevin's older brother Mike (my age) sees us
>gives me a "what the fuck are you doing?" look
>Mike's usually down for whatever
>give him a look back like "you will never fucking believe me"
>he comes over to hear me explain
>tell girls I have to go to the bathroom to get away from them
>they're like "we'll go too!"
>Mike's eyebrows shoot up
>I laugh
>lean close to Mike
>"I just did it with both these girls"
>"no fucking way"
>"way! it was THEIR idea"
>he still doesn't believe me
>I tell the girls and Mike to follow me
>take them to the out-of-the-way laundry room on the other side of the basement
Wtf bro no one is reading this!!!
The fuck happened to Kevin? Is he just standing there traumatized?
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Part 5 of 6
>the girls are exchanging looks and giggling
>honestly, my plan was to just get the girls to verify to Mike what we did
>I close the door and start telling the girls to tell Mike
>instead they immediately attack me
>one is pulling off my shirt
>the other is undoing my pants
>Mike's head almost explodes
>while they're pulling off my clothes I explain to Mike "it's a contest"
>he doesn't get it, but he gets it
>"is he playing too?"
>"yup! Bonus points for him!"
>Mike is still confused and doesn't really wrestle them
>he just lets them pull on his clothes
>I'm like "oh no, Mike, they're going to win unless you stop them"
>now he gets it
>we wrestle them
>we're lifting them over our shoulders
>doing wrestling moves (gently)
>it's actually kind of fun
>I finally gesture to Mike to let them win
>the girls team against him and pull off his clothes
>then we all team up against the next person
>etc etc etc
>we're all naked in a few minutes
>I want the 11 year old to "wrestle" me
>so I egg her on
>"there's NO WAY you can pin me this time"
>it works like a charm
>I'm on my back
>she's on top of me sliding her pussy against my dick
>oh god that slippery wetness
>the 8 year old is on Mike
>I can hear her breathing heavy
>she's totally un-embarrassed about it
>really grinding on him
>Mike's like "oh shiiiit"
>and he cums onto his stomach
>the 8 year old gets mad
>she actually hits him
>he's laughing like "shit, sorry sorry"
>the 8 year old comes over to us
>she tugs on her sisters hand
>11 year old is like "wait your turn!"
This is amazing!!

Totally reading. Shits so cash
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Part 6 of 6
>11 year old works her crotch into me harder
>she's sliding from my balls all the way past the head
>on her backward stroke I can feel my dick parting her butt cheeks
>8 year old gets impatient and climbs on one of my legs, back to back with her sister
>she starts rubbing herself on my thigh
>sweet baby jesus
>there are TWO girls rubbing their pussies against me
>Mike comes over and tries to get the 11 year old to suck his dick (I think)
>she pushes him away "gross no"
>so he just watches
>11 year old suddenly stops moving and pushes herself down onto me
>she sucks in air through her teeth
>like when you spray medicine on a cut
>I feel her butt cheeks clench, then relax
>8 year old pushes her off and scrambles to start hotdogging me
>both Mike and 11 year old are sitting on the floor
>watching the 8 year old hump me
>11 year old tells her sister to finish so that "anon can do the thing"
>8 year old goes to town, rushing to cum
>she stiffens up again for a few moments, then hops off me
>"Okay okay go!" she says to me
>11 year old is like "no it's my turn"
>11 year old gets in position on her back
>her legs apart also makes her pussy gape a little
>I can see into her vagina
>god damn if that's not the hottest thing I've seen
>I basically plug her vagina opening with my dick (half the tip in, maybe, before she pushes me like "too much")
>8 year old is right up in there, face to face with my dick and her sister's pussy
>don't have to jack it much
>holy shit I just creampied an 11 year old
>before I even finish the 8 year old pushes me to get a closer look
>I actually shoot a couple more times on the floor
>she crouches down and spreads her sister's pussy open
>girls are super happy as we get dressed
>"who won this time?"
>"it was a tie"
>the girls are like "WHAT? OH COME ON!"
>Mike laughs really hard at that
>we go back in the rec room and chill
>the girls are called up by their dad a little bit later
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I'm reading it. And if it's still around after you are done, then I will contribute.
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Skipping back to when I was 8...
PART 1/6
>be 8
>live on an isolated cul-de-sac
>parents won't let me leave the block so not many play-options available
>see three girls I know (around my age) playing across the street and join them
>let's play dolls anon
>eh....fuck it, sure
>go to one girl's house because she has a sweet rec room full of toys
>her mom's off to run errands and makes girl's older sister watch/babysit us
>older sister must've been around 12 or 13 (I only remember thinking of her as an "adult")
>she also must've been cute; a remember hearing my brother and his friends say she was hot
>all of us + older sister are playing house with Barbie dolls
>dolls are living a glamorous life sharing a condo on the beach
>I'm playing the Ken doll: he's an ex-ninja and reknowned doctor (I guess I like pretending to be a doctor)
>girls's dolls decide to go out dancing, so there's a lot of trying on outfits
>we make jokes about how the dolls only have bumps for private parts
>jokes turn into role-playing weird sexual situations with the dolls
>like "I just showered and have to make it to the bedroom without the rest of you seeing me naked"
>or "we don't have pajamas for the dolls so everyone has to sleep without any clothes on"
>older sister's doll decides she feels sick and gets in bed (naked of course)
>but we were going to go out dancing!
>what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?
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PART 2/6
>anon you're a doctor, can you do something for her?
>of course I can, bitches, outta my way
>girls' dolls take the private helicopter over to the "dance club" on the other side of the room
>my doll gives older sister's doll a physical exam
>super awkward for me and I'm trying to avoid my doll touching her doll's naughty bits
>her doll touches its tit-bumps and says it hurts there, specifically
>wait a fucking minute...
>the older sister has engineered this whole situation and WANTS me to touch her doll
>she asks me if I "know what to do."
>anon, just kiss me here
>she indicates she wants my doll to kiss her dolls' boobs
>sounds a little weird but why not
>we're both completely silent while we manipulate our dolls to grope each other
>she lays her doll on top of mine and we sorta of watch them lie there
>like 20 minutes of hot doll-on-doll action
>girls' mom comes home
>time for dinner
>we all part ways
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PART 3/6
>next weekend I'm bored again and meet up with the girls
>hey anon let's play school
>we set up the "classroom" in the girl's garage (same girl's house from part 1)
>one girl is the teacher, rest of us are students
>the older sister shows up out of nowhere and wants to play too
>the more the merrier!
>older sister declares that she is the principal
>she sets up her office in a small shed in the backyard (through the garage's back door)
>happily playing school for a while when the principal shows up and hands a note to the teacher
>anon you've been called to the prinicpal's office
>ooooohhhh you're in trooooubllllle
>this blows, I didn't even do anything
>go out back to the shed/principal's office
>older sister has me close the shed door
>anon you remember how you made me feel better last week?
>I made your doll feel better, but yes, I remember
>she takes my hands and puts them on her chest
>this is some kind of trick to get me in trouble!
>I try to run, but she holds my hands to her chest
>anon go ahead, I won't tell
yo this type of behavior is usually in little girls that were molested =/

Like sexual curiosity is natural but that level of knowledge and manipulation is a red flag
This isnt gay...
But it may break a few laws.
I'll be watching closely. For law.
OP here. I don't disagree.
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PART 4/6
>start squeezing her boobs over her shirt while she just watches me
>feel the satiny bra underneath
>I remember distinctly thinking this opportunity will never present it self again
>suddenly, kind of aggressively, I put my hand under her shirt and run them under her bra
>she gasps and her face turns bright red
>she half-heartedly tries to pull my hands out
>her boobs are bigger than my hands and SO SOFT
>something's weird...like little erasers or something on her boobs
>again kind of aggressively, I pull her shirt off and slip her bra straps off her shoulder
>her boobs in all their glory
>the "little erasers" were her hard nipples
>I play with her tits for a few minutes
>she tells me to kiss them
>I do, kissing and sucking on her tits
>she leans her head back and pushes out her chest
>hey this if fucking GREAT! I could do this all day
>I felt like finally I knew what this "sex" thing was all the adults were keeping from me
>then we hear the "teacher" calling for us
>she puts on her t-shirt
>I must've had a giant stupid grin on my face because she looks at me and laughs
>she walks me back to "class"
>anon were you....okay with that?
>so you won't tell anyone?
>spend the rest of the day distracted
Go on...
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PART 5/6
>another weekend comes around
>that morning I'm like a stalker at my bedroom window
>the girls finally come out and I run out like my house was on fire
>hey anon do you wanna--
>we set up the classroom
>the older sister passes by and sees me staring at her, like come on come on
>she laughs and, same as before, declares herself the principal
>I'm antsy in the "classroom"
>the older sister comes in with a note...and it's for one of the girls
>the girl goes and comes back a few minutes later with some dumb errand to do for the principal
>"class" continues for like another half hour
>it's my personal hell
>the older sister finally comes in with another note
>it's for me this time
>ooooohhhh you're in--
>outloud: oh shucks I hope I'm not in trouble
>I head out to the shed
>in the shed now and I close the door
>is there something you want anon?
>c-can....we do that thing like last time?
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PART 6/6
>she says okay
>the older sister pulls off her shirt and unhooks her bra this time
>she beckons me closer
>I go to town on her tits
>there is nothing better than her tits. not even candy
>I'm actually IN LOVE with her tits I think
>she puts one of my hands on her crotch and I instinctively start moving my hand around
>she seems to like that
>my hand slips into her shorts at her waist
>she gasps and tries a little to stop me
>I reach her pussy
>hair? folds of skin?
>then everything got very wet
>what the fuh-- did she just pee on my hand?! (she didn't, I'm an idiot)
>anon hold on
>she drops her shorts and panties
>I drop my jaw
>she DID have hair down there (a little bit anyway)
>then I start to pull down my shorts
>no anon, you have to keep your clothes on
>she sits on a lawn chair and tells me to do what I like to do, but between her legs
>she pushes me down to her pussy
>no technique whatsoever
>I start licking all over the place, pussy lips, her pubes, thighs, underside of her butt cheeks
>she grabs my head and holds me over the top of her pussy lips
>go crazy with my tongue
>she gets all tense and grips my head like a basketball
>I gotta be honest...at the time I did not like going down on her
>it was complicated down there and a hint, A HINT, of pee smell
>she finished and let me move back to her tits
>then those god damn girls started knocking on the shed door
>if you and anon aren't going to play just say so
>I had to stall for time
>"I don't want to play anymore then"
>the girls were like "FINE!"
>I watched the older sister get dressed and said thank you
>she touched my chin and smiled and we went our separate ways
>the girls were so insulted they never let me play with them again and I only saw the older sister in passing
fucking laughed as I read this
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Another short experience.
>be 11
>hanging at friend's house in basement
>friend goes upstairs to take a dump
>few minutes later his older sister (16yo) comes down with big laundry basket
>she says "hey"
>I give a quick nod while reading my magazine
>apparently she was saying "hey" to see if anybody was down there and didn't see me
>I hear the washing machine start and casually look up
>she's taking off her clothes and chucking them into the wash
>shirt gone
>shorts gone
>bra gone
>thong gone
>amaze-balls body (she was on the volleyball team)
>she bounces around the laundry area sorting clothes to wash
>I'm on the floor with my back to the wall like Luke Perry in The Fifth Element, furiously sketching and trying to remember...
>a light spattering of freckles across her shoulders
>tight ass cheeks that naturally spread apart, giving you a glimpse of pussy lips from behind
>trimmed bush
>tits that were "a handful" big with pokey nipples
>and the tan lines oh god the tan lines
>just as she's throwing on her robe she spots me
>instant rage on her face
>I'm actually thinking "this is it, we're going to have sex now"
>she comes at me with her fists balled up
>I try to run
>she clotheslines me, straddles me, and wails on me
>she's strong as hell
>the beating stops; she's checking if I had enough
>I see that her robe has opened from the waist down
>I can SEE her chubby pussy lips bunched up on my boner
>she sees what I'm looking at = WHITE HOT RAGE
>beats the living shit out of me
>my friend pulls her off
>like a bad ass she just points and glares at me, an unspoken threat of murder
>then she storms back up the stairs
>my friend is like "dude your nose is bleeding pretty bad... and what the fuck are you smiling about?"
Wow she's retarded
Really she's retarded
And one more comment about how that bitch was retarded to round it out
This one's gay. Literally. Sorry.
>be 12
>friend (14) is sleeping over
>we're in our sleeping bags in the basement rec room
>dare each other to get naked under the sleeping bags
>prove it
>he comes out of the bag up to his lower stomach, showing his tan line as proof
>my turn. I'm not scared because I just started puberty and think I'm huge
>I unzip my bag and throw it open, just barely covering my junk
>that's how you prove it, bro
>he unzips his bag and opens it completely, showing his naked body
>I act like meh, I've seen a dick before
>but really I'm shocked
>his dick is soft but huge
>it's like a 30 year old man's dick on a little kid's body
>i'm still in that half-way point between boy and man
>little patch of pubes above my 3" soft weiner (maybe 5" hard if I'm generous)
>he's like oh this doesn't freak you out
>psh nope
>anon, you ever beat off?
>like my life depends on it
>I bet I can cum faster than you
>the hell you can!
>we both start jacking off in front of each other
>it's been like 10 minutes and neither of us is cumming
>anon it's easier if someone else does it for you
>OF COURSE, that's how it's always done in pornos!
>he comes over and jacks me off
>it's awkward for like 3 seconds, then whatever I want to cum
>cum in 30 seconds flat (a little dribble of cum, anyway)
>I jack him off, work the balls because I'm fascinated by his giant man-balls
>takes him a few minutes and he cums A LOT
>a fucking fountain of cum
>but he took longer than me
>fuck yeah I win
>and now he has to sleep in his cummed up sleeping bag
>what a sucker
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All me :^)
mmm pasta, just like mom used to make
Still good tho
OP here.

I still haven't greentexted the time me and my friends were giant assholes and basically browbeat a girl into having sex with a dog.

Some shit I did with my girl-cousins.

There was a point during high school where I fooled around with my friends' gf's.

I have one long one left if anybody wants to read it.
Giant sacks of ass.
Post it
keep em coming awp
Bumping for Girl cousins
Yeh sure nothing else to do we'll just keep bumping for a bit
Ohh, there are stories with all these pictures? Nobody is wasting their time with your shit writing. You're only wasting people's time having to scroll down through all that shit to get to the next picture.
I haven't typed that shit up yet. Sorry.
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>be 15
>hanging out at friend’s house with other nerd friends
>playing D&D
>have to take a piss
>go to guest bath and hear the bath faucet running and friend’s sister singing inside
>go down the hall (to the master bathroom in the parent’s room)
>friend’s mom sees me
>"what're you doing, anon?"
>"I have to use the bathroom"
>"anon, use the guest bathroom"
>"yeah but I think someone's taking a bath"
>"anon, she’s 12....just tell her you need to share the bathroom with her"
>go back to guest bathroom, knock and head in
>sister is washing herself in the bubble bath singing to the radio
>she sees me and stands up completely naked
>mental camera going off like crazy
>tight body, long legs, small tits
>wispy tuft of hair just above her pussy
>you could still see her lips and a little bit of clit peeking out
>"oh hi anon! do you need the bathtub?"
>jesus h. christ she's not embarrassed or anything
>know that her and her brother were homeschooled up to 5th grade
>immediately assume this is a byproduct of their homeschooling
>"uh...no, I need to use the toilet"
>she shrugs, sits back in the water, and keeps singing
>she and I sort of get along but I tease her all the time
>I wonder if this is going to make things weird between us
>doesn't matter, have to piss
>toilet is right next to the tub
>try to face away from her
>mind racing with impure thoughts as I pull it out and piss
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those Venusian dimples..hnnng

also, ready
we're here for the stories you fuckin idiot
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>finish pissing, flush, about to zip up
>"anon you don't wipe after you pee?"
>"that's dirty"
>"guys don't need to wipe. we can just shake it a little"
>"no way"
>she says it with this snotty voice (she knows it annoys the living fuck out of me)
>turn to face her with my dick out
>expecting her to be grossed out and that'll be that
>she didn't think I'd call her bluff, I guess
>"ohmygodanon" she laughs but then just looks at me expectantly
>demonstrate the piss shake
>"anon I still think you should wipe"
>I shrug and tell her so then wipe it
>put my hips closer to her, eh...eh...
>she rolls her eyes and grabs her wash cloth
>then she reaches out and washes the head of my dick
>she's humming to the music while she does it
>after a minute she stops and I'm like no keep going
>"it's clean, anon"
>"no I mean like this"
>show her how to stroke my dick
>"ha ha anon I know what you're trying to get me to do"
>"I'm not trying to trick you, I'm asking you because it feels good"
>she's like fine
>jerks me off for a minute
>I'm close, start to tense up
>she stops like she's confused
>"no keep doing it, it's good"
>she keeps pumping
>shoot into the bubble bath
>she stands up and watches gross-fascinated
>catch my breath and thank her
>"eh whatever anon...guess I'm done with my bath"
>also tell her, "uh you probably shouldn't tell anyone about this"
>"uh-DUHH I'm not stupid anon"
>head back to friend's room
>see her go into her room across the hall
>act weird around her brother the rest of the night
hilarious, sucker haha
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Story 2 Part 1 of 3

>still be 15
>show up at friend's house to hang out
>nobody's home
>ain't this some bullshit
>start to leave when sister rides up on her bicycle
>"hi anon, you stalking me now?"
>"uh what no"
>"jk anon, come on in"
>embarrassed because this 12yo girl is more suave than me
>she could easily hang out with us and hold her own if we weren't such tools
>she says parents are out and she doesn't know where her bro is (my friend)
>"anon I'm hungry, are you hungry?"
>she runs into the kitchen and starts making sandwiches (I know, I know,)
>keep her company
>at one point she's digging in the fridge for stuff
>hey anon look
>she pulls out a hot dog and jiggles it in her fist like a limp dick
>this cracks her up big time
>after that she's super chatty
>I'm a good listener, but I know I'm also acting...suspicious
>like I said before, up until now we've always pushed each other's buttons and now we're being civil
>we eat sandwiches and talk
>"by the way anon I never told anyone about...you know"
>I know EXACTLY what she's talking about
>"good. uh, me neither"
>that makes her laugh
>"anon you can't tell on ME about that, you're older than me"
>"well I'm glad you didn't tell anyone"
>"hey anon want to see my room?"
>we go chill in her room
>typical girl's room I guess, but it's very tidy
>"it's weird, anon, I never had a boy in my room before, not even guy-friends"
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>"let's watch TV anon"
>she's got one of those futon-under-the-bunk-bed things so I sit down
>she turns TV on to the Disney Channel or some shit
>she sits, then stretches out and lays against me
>"ooof, anon, I'm stuffed"
>she pats her stomach
>after a minute she grabs my arm and puts it around her
>again: "ooof my tummy anon"
>rub her tummy and she likes it
>I'm going to test this
>move my hand away
>she moves it back
>because I'm horny and stupid that's a green light as far as I'm concerned
>doing slow circles on her stomach with my hand
>gradually pushing her shirt up, working my hand underneath it
>skin on skin now
>her stomach is flat
>start circling a finger around her belly button
>this whole time she's laughing or chatty about what's on TV
>"this show is so stupid I don't know why I watch it" or "her hair looks weird" etc etc
>move my hand up to her ribs
>she's not wearing a bra
>without hesitation she lifts her back up to loosen her shirt in front and make room for my hand
>the moment my fingers pass over her small tits she stops talking
>I can hear her hold her breath
>soft mounds, no hard nipples or anything
>just goose bumps, then that ultra smooth, velvety texture of her nipples (areolas if you want to get technical)
>work my way back down to her waist, just rubbing her tummy (is what I'm telling myself)
>she does a shakey, nervous exhale
>guilt washes over me
>she's 12 anon, what the fuck
>but my dick says keep going
>"hey, uh, is this...cool with you?"
>she nods
>she reaches around my arm and unbuttons/unzips her shorts (doesn't pull them down)
>I don't know why but that detail sticks out vividly in my mind
>her hands on my hand while she undid her shorts because she WANTED me to touch her...
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>get a couple of fingers under the waistband of her underwear
>move to the side to feel that valley where her tight stomach meets her soft legs
>I can't overstate how soft and smooth she is
>lower and lower until my fingers brush across her wispy pubes
>then across the top of her pussy lips
>she brings her feet to her butt and splays out her knees
>her pussy isn't wet at first
>part her lips with a finger and do slow circles right over her vagina
>she goes from bone dry to soaking wet in 10 seconds
>oh it's on now
>I full on molest her while the Disney Channel plays in the background
>nothing crazy like jamming two fingers in
>just trying my best to get this 12yo girl off
>while I'm rubbing her like I'm trying to start a fire she clamps her thighs together and sits up
>I'm still spasming my whole arm like an idiot
>I'm like oh yeah she's totally cumming
>"anon would you stop already!"
>"huh what?"
>then I hear it too
>car keys jingling
>muffled talking
>her parents are home
>I pull out my hand
>action-movie dive out of her room and into friend's room across the hall
>realize my fingers are still wet and shiny with sister's juices
>suck my fingers (heaven)
>mom pokes her head in
>"hey anon..."
>pull my fingers out like it's normal, like yeah just sucking my fingers and chillin, sup?
>"...we sent him on an errand; he'll be back in a little bit"
>mom turns around to sister's room
>hear mom ask "are you okay?"
>"yeah mom I was...riding my bike around"
>mom says they need help putting away the groceries and walks away
>I look over and find the sister looking back at me from her room
>to her credit she DOES look like she's been riding a bike
>she looks a little out of breath and her cheeks are beet red
>she rolls her eyes and mouths "sorry about that"
>I gesture back, "no big deal"
>mom calls after her and she runs out
You came to the wrong thread if you were looking for pictures you fucking retard
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>a few weekends later
>been over a bunch of times since
>the sister's cool about things
>nobody notices that she'll put a hand on my shoulder sometimes
>or that she'll interrupt a D&D session to say hi to me
>but nothing more happens
>she's NOT teasing me with the new thong she bought
>her friends AREN'T approaching me to teach them how to have sex
>nothing like how this shit goes down in all the other greentext stories
>a real bummer for me
>one Sunday morning I'm over, nerding it up with my nerd friends
>the mom calls brother out
>he comes back pissed off
>he's gotta take his sister and her friends to the pool
>eh fuck it, why don't we all just go to the pool then
>chubby anon makes an excuse not to go because he's embarrassed to have his shirt off
>rest of us are in
>meet back up in 10 minutes in our swim shorts and towels
>escort mission begins
>pool is crowded
>prepared to gawk at cameltoes, ass, and titties all day but be bored nonetheless
>sister asks me to launch her into the air
>I do
>sister is comfortable with me = her friends are comfortable with me
>they all want to be launched into the air over and over
>my friends are laughing at me for being stuck with the girls
>fuck you guys
>start to have a good time with a bunch of 12 year olds despite myself
>let them stand on my shoulders, piggy back rides, etc
>honestly nothing pervy...until...
>she's ridding piggy back and her legs slip off
>reach back, grab her ass cheeks to lift her up
>holy shit I'm palming both her ass cheeks in public
>her ass is muscular and soft at the same time
>reposition my hands real fast back to her knees
>she laughs and whispers in my ear
>"anon everybody will see"
>it takes me a moment to understand she's not saying "no," but "be careful"
>"uh, nah, nobody's paying attention to us"
>"ok anon. but we better not get caught"
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>announce that I need a break
>her friends go do their own thing
>sister stays on my back, head resting on me
>I lower us so only our heads are above the water
>slowly rub my hands along the backs of her thighs
>enjoying her skin and, honestly, the closeness
>after a minute she bumps her hips into me
>sorta humping at my back
>realize she WANTS me to move my hands up
>slide my hands up to her ass
>squeeze and play with her butt
>hear her breathing right next to my ear
>move my fingers in and start rubbing between her legs over her bathing suit
>use one finger and do small circles around her pussy
>press my finger in a little
>she stiffens and squeaks
>"UH...anon do you actually like that?"
>"huh? well yeah. don't you?"
>"I've never done...that"
>my coordination must've been off from reaching backwards
>or I'm an idiot
>realize I just put a fingertip into her butthole
>not a problem for me AT ALL, but I didn't want to cross that line for her
>"oh sorry sorry"
>I move my fingers forward
>she relaxes
>I get frustrated by how little I can feel through her bathing suit
>pull it to the side
>feel her amazing pussy lips again
>she's wet
>water wet, yes, but also WET wet
>there's a distinct slippery difference between the water and her pussy wetness
>get a finger in and start sliding it in and out
>one of her friends swims up out of nowhere
>"hey anon do you want to--"
>"ok geez"
>her friend swims off
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>I'm slowly float-walking us around the pool so as to not look suspicious
>people are swimming and playing right next to us
>above the water: nothing strange going on here
>below the water: I'm 3 knuckles deep into this little girl while rubbing her clit with my other hand
>raging boner tenting up my shorts
>guilt washes over me again
>then she presses her chest into my back and sorta whimpers
>all traces of guilt destroyed
>my eyes pass over one of the lifeguards twice before I notice
>he's staring at us from his chair with the whistle in his mouth
>he tilts his head like he's trying to figure out if we're doing something we shouldn't be doing
>we are, Mr. Lifeguard, very much so
>tell her "hey I have to stop"
>"anon no..."
>she starts rocking her hips
>the way girls can just rock their pelvis without moving anything else
>she's literally fucking my finger
>softly in my ear "uhn....mmm....oh"
>not like a pornstar, just like a girl enjoying herself
>I become super aware of my boner
>the cool water currents running over my hot dick
>the way my dick's head rubs against the soft fabric of my shorts
>can't help it
>I cum
>I must look like a freak, twitching with her on my back in the middle of the pool
>Annnnnd we're caught
>look up at the lifeguard, clearly guilty
In my head:
But really:
>the lifeguard is pointing at two of my idiot friends
>one had pantsed the other
>they got kicked out so we all decided to leave with them
>a fresh wave of panic hits me as I imagine her loudly proclaiming us bf/gf now
>but she was just as cool as before
>when we all parted ways we both looked back at each other and she gave me a little wave bye
jesus christ I had half a heart attack just from reading this shit
I never had anything like this growing up...fml
hey man, post all pics
Moar of this sister?
Yeah you fucker I would sell corn on the side of a freeway for a year to be able to have had these experiences. But thanks for sharing, any more?
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>got invited to go camping for a weekend with friend and his family
>the parents obviously don't know I've finger-banged their 12yo daughter
>actually she's 13 now, having had a birthday recently
>be camping at state park campground
>spend the day hiking and shit
>get back to camp just after dark
>friend's sister is pestering the mom to go to the showers with her
>mom's exhausted and just wants to relax by the fire
>dad agrees to go
>but mom points out that he's supposed to cook dinner
>if he goes it won't be ready for a while
>feel like this is an opportunity to be alone with the sister to talk about our situation
>I'm still worried that she'll tell people about us
>"I'll go with her. I need a shower."
>my friend's like "please go, I can smell you from over here har har har har"
>perfect nobody suspects a thing
>we get our shower crap together and head out
>closest showers are busy with people
>we decide to head to the further shower house on the other side of the campground
>besides we're enjoying talking
>she's so easy to talk to
>and smarter than she lets on
>I finally ask her "so about us, you know, fooling around?"
>she gets a little down
>oh fuck
>I molested this girl and fucked her up for life
>what the fuck is wrong with me
>"do we have to stop doing it, anon?"
>"no. Not if you're okay with it."
>she perks up
>"oh! Ha! I thought you were gonna say we had to stop."
>explain about how I think we can't be bf/gf though
>"uh DUH, anon. It wouldn't work. We're in different grades. And I don't want anybody to know I've been fooling around with a guy who plays Dice & Dragons."
>"It's Dungeons & Dragons"
>she almost falls over laughing
>burned by a 13yo
>still...I...I think she just gave me the green light to be her fuck buddy
>molestation buddy?
>we get to the shower house
>looks deserted
>she follows me over to the men's side, which confuses me
>"anon, check if anybody's inside."
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>I look around the men's showers
>come out to tell her nobody is inside
>still confused why I'm doing this
>she pushes past me and comes in
>"hey anon the handicap showers are the best"
>this is true
>they are far more spacious, have a private dressing area, and a bench in the shower stall
>even if someone came in now they'd never see her in there
>she starts stripping
>I'm staring at her amazing body
>she has an ass with a gap that gives you a peek at her pussy and butthole from behind
>more curves than I noticed before
>the tan lines oh god the tan lines
>she sees me staring and shakes her head
>motions for me to take off my clothes
>why isn't she talking?
>OH she thinks someone might hear her voice in the men's room
>take so long to get naked she gives up on me and starts showering
>finally head in
>she's shampooing her hair while I get wet under the spray
>just showering together in silence
>then she rinses off her hair
>watch her look me over while she wrings out her hair, the way girls pull all their hair to one side and tilt their head
>she's so relaxed and open around me
>it's beyond erotic and my horny switch gets flipped
>I make the first move and start washing her back and butt
>she dutifully stands in place letting me soap her up
>poke a finger at her butthole and she slaps my hand away, making me laugh
>she washes me, but skips over my dick area
>saved it for last
>she washes my dick carefully, as if she wants to do a good job, like that first time in the bathroom
>we rinse off, but she's still working the washcloth over my body
>using it as an escuse to touch me I think
>she works her way back to my dick and starts jerking me off
>I point to her mouth and then my dick
>she looks confused
>mouth. dick.
>she shrugs "what"
>whisper "use your mouth"
>she's not getting it
>"YOUR MOU-- your mouth."
>she makes a face and shakes her head "no"
>"we'll take turns. I'll do it for you too."
>she eyes me suspiciously
It took me awhile to realize where i heard these before, you're a slick bitch anon, but i like that.
alright fine here goes
>be me, 16
>have sleepovers at friends houses and shit, we never sleep and normally just fuck around and play games w/e a 16 year old normally does.
>few times it gets kinda gay but we know none of us are actually gay so its k, chips and other objects end up some kids asshole, still okay since we're not gay
>friend calls a sleepover but decides to invite like 5 chicks to stay the day with us and leave before we go to sleep
>one chick decides its easier to sleep over seeing as she cant get a ride home, np.jpeg
>all of the other chicks leave after a decent chil session, nothing happens between anyone just chills.
>we go to sleep in the tent but once again nobody sleeps, all the guys sleep on one side and one guy lays next to the chick and spoons her, she doesnt really like it
>another guy steals her pillow and a pillow war insues.
>the first pillow war of the 2015 breaks out between her and the guy who stole her pillow
>im pinned in a corner taking kicks from both sides that arent even meant for me
>covering myself like a fag
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>she rolls her eyes like "fine" and sits on the shower bench
>I stand in front of her
>she lifts my dick out of the way to play with my balls for a minute
>then, unceremoniously, she pushes her mouth over the head of my dick
>she's not moving or anything
>she looks up at me: like this?
>I sorta space out
>my dick is in her mouth
>my DICK is IN her MOUTH
>she spanks my butt once
>waves her hands like "come on already"
>she's never done this before, apparently
>start humping her mouth
>shallow thrusts, but I'm not picky
>hear those little slurps and farty noises of her sucking
>I last 90 seconds if I'm being generous
>she flaps her hands as I cum in her mouth
>she's tolerating it, but doesn't seem to like it much
>she spits and rinses out her mouth
>ask her "you didn't like it?"
>she rolls her eyes in a "it was okay" sorta way
>have her lay back on the shower bench
>I kneel down between her legs
>holy shit I've never seen her pussy up close
>She was mostly an innie, but her clit hood pokes out a little at the top
>perfection as far as I was concerned
>start with long slow licks up her pussy
>immediately taste that slippery almost sweet wetness of hers
>start tongue fucking her
>after a few minutes she lifts my head and steers me up to her clit
>but I want to keep with the tongue fucking
>we go back and forth, she nudges me up and I go back down
>until she grabs my hair
>okay okay I get it
>start flicking my tongue and sucking gently on her clit
>my jaw was starting to hurt, my knees definitely hurt from the hard tile floor
>it was probably only 10 minutes or so, but I'm about to call it quits
>she tenses up and squeezes my head for a few moments
>then she taps my forehead, like all done, and mouths "wow"
>we're both all smiles as we get dressed and sneak out of the men's showers
>get back to camp just in time for dinner
>"had a good shower?"
>we both nod yes
ive heard this before, is this a repost???
me too, definite repost, fuck you op
op is a fagit
Its a good repost you degenerates. Dont be old /b/ faggots. Go with the flow
Yeah it's MY fucking story. I've been posting these as I write them down. I don't remember shit from A to B so I'm usually posting these on their own and out of order.
You don goofed OP...jk keep posting
I mean I've posted some of them before. Technically it's copypasta but it's MY copypasta.
better than no pasta, right?
nice get
Yeah it's me. I keep using the same pictures, too.
Keep going anyway anon
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Story 5 Part 1/3
>hadn't found another chance to be alone with her since camping
>I think things have cooled off between us
>nice summer evening
>over at friend's house per usual
>dad has a video projector and sets up bed sheet movie screen in backyard
>tons of kids from around the block show up for movie night
>me and friend carry out lazy-boy recliners because we're cool
>set up at the back of the group, but away from each other (for various reasons)
>it's dark enough so movie starts
>friend's sister looks back, sees me
>comes over and sits on my lap
>but she doesn't notice for a long time
>after a while she shifts and her hand brushes against it
>she looks down like what the fuck...oh
>she looks at me with pity
>really anon?
>shrug, yes really
>she sighs and gets off me
>ah fuck, things HAVE cooled off between us
>it was a good run everybody, thanks for reading
>she goes inside
>10 long minutes pass and she comes back out
>she's got a blanket with her
>and she's changed into a sleep shirt that goes down to her knees
>she comes over and sits on my lap again, covers us with the blanket
>she keeps fidgeting or adusting her shirt under the blanket
>enjoying her warm, soft thighs on my legs
>she presses her butt into my crotch
>feels nice
>then she sighs, grabs my hands, and pulls them under the blanket
>she puts my hands on her sides and I feel bare skin
>just soft skin from under her arms, down past her waist, and over the side of her ass
>she's not wearing anything else
>my brain explodes
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>fondle her back, ass, and legs under the blanket
>scared it'll be too obvious if I reach around front
>she sorta pushes against me with her butt a couple of times
>I think...she's asking for the d
>okay I'm going for it
>over the course of several minutes I slowly work my shorts and underwear down to my knees
>she reaches back and touches me occssionally, like she's just making sure I'm still hard
>slip my hand under her butt and try a finger
>she's wet and I have no problem slipping my finger in
>but she pushes my hand away and yanks on my dick, pointing it at her
>indicate to her that she has to sorta kneel over my lap, so we start to reposition
>her mom looks over at us
>look at sister then at mom, make a face like "kids, whaddaya gonna do amirite?"
>mom smiles like, oh isn't that cute and she turns back to the movie
>finish repositioning
>I try to guide my dick in but she keeps pushing my hand away and grabbing it herself
>we're actually fighting over who gets to put it in
>let her grab my dick and pull me into her
>I hold her ass cheeks apart
>she has trouble getting it in at first (I assure you it's not because I'm big)
>I try humping a little and she pushes me back
>ok I'll just sit still
>she keeps pressing herself onto my dick over several minutes
>she finally relaxes or something and the head goes in
>she actually grunts (covers it by clearing her throat)
>it takes her another minute or so to ease herself down onto me
>she's worked about half the shaft in
>then she stops and just sits there with part of my dick in her, like she's getting used to it
>so tight and compared to the night air it's almost hot inside her
>I could do that all night long if that's what she wanted
>she looks back at me kind of impatiently like "ok come on"
>what? oh!
>just as I start to hump my hips into her
>her dad looks over and I freeze
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>that's some stressful shit, I kid you not
>he's just casually looking around and looks back at the movie
>I start humping slowly
>shallow thrusts
>she's bracing on the armrests, sorta hovering her ass away me so I don't go in too deep
>there are dozens of kids and adults all around us
>but it's dark and everyone is focused on the movie
>I can't take it and start to go faster until...
>a god damn quiet part in the movie
>we freeze mid-fuck again
>watch her shoulders move to her heavy breathing
>action scene starts
>back to humping
>short, rapid-fire thrusts
>I'm tensing up
>she whispers "my shirt" meaning don't get any on it
>lift up the back of her shirt
>pull out and cum all over the top of her butt
>take a minute to catch my breath
>she takes off her socks, turns them inside out, and hands them to me to wipe her up
>it takes some doing, but I get my shorts back on
>then she lays across my lap, chewing on her nails and watching the movie like nothing happened
>movie ends
>everyone's going home
>I want to say something to her even though I don't know what
>"hey anon, we gotta help my dad put everything away"
>"eh fuck, sure"
>finish putting shit away in garage
>come back out and she's already gone inside
>"anon, sorry my sister wouldn't leave you alone all night"
>"uh....yeah don't worry about it"
>go home
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Last one /b/ros.

Story 6 Part 1/6
>after "movie night" I naturally wanted to keep the momentum going
>but a few days later my friend got in trouble and got grounded
>that means I had no excuse to come over and see her
>no way to contact her (she didn't have a cell phone and this was before MyShit and Facefuck)
>i was severely cock blocked
>over the next couple of weeks I only saw her in passing
>example: I was in the car with my family and we drove by her street
>she was out riding bikes with her friends
>she saw me in the car and her face lit up and she waved at me
>as I gave a nod back she quickly did a blowjob gesture and winked at me
>my jaw dropped and I had to make sure my parents hadn't seen
>she found my panic to be HI-LARIOUS
>through word of mouth I found out my friend's punishment had ended and I came over
>he was out in the driveway
>i could hear his mom yelling at his sister, but I couldn't hear about what
>asked my friend what was up
>"who fucking cares, anon?"
>he told me his parents were going to take him to look at dirt bikes
>he had been saving to get one and was excited about it
>i don't know how this kid goes from being grounded to getting a dirt bike, but whatever
>i was more concerned about the sister
>the parents came out
>mom was fuming and the dad looked like he was just keeping his head down
>i noticed that the sister was not with them
>"later, anon"
>"congrats on the bike, man. later"
>i acted like I was walking away
>when their car turned the corner I spun on my heels and ran back
>knocked on the door
>she answered
>i could see she was upset and she rolled her eyes when she saw it was me
>maybe this was a bad idea...
>"oh thank god it's you, anon!"
>i had misread her eye roll
>she WASN'T annoyed, she was relieved
>she grabbed my hand and pulled me into the house
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>she was talking a mile a minute about the fight with her mom
>i was doing my best to keep up with the details
>following her around while she vented
>actually trying to be a sympathetic ear
>it suddenly hits me: she's pulling down her shorts
>she had lead me back to her room and started undressing
>uh...when did...this...
>she's still talking when she pulls her underwear down
>that pefect triangle of pubes above her hairless pussy lips
>i don't think she shaves; it just grows that way for her
>her nipples are poking out a bit (that's new)
>her body takes my breath away every time I get to see it
>and still I'm confused by the mixed messages
>she's angry and upset, almost yelling...but also getting naked
>she sits on her futon and brings her knees up, scoots her butt forward
>presenting her pussy and butthole to me
>i remember noticing quickly that she didn't have that darker ring of skin around her butthole
>it was just smooth, even-toned skin right up to the pucker of her anus
>"anon do we have to do the other stuff?"
>"the other...what?"
>"i really just want to do it, anon"
>she accentuates the words "do it" by pointing at her vagina with a finger
>"anon, please?"
>oh well you said please, so
>i strip like my clothes are on fire
>she's still venting about the fight while she watches me stroke it to get hard
>i give her pussy a test feel and she's already wet
>kneel down between her legs
>she grabs my dick and pulls me into her
>i push in the rest of the way and she stops talking mid-sentence to grunt and hold her breath
>start humping slowly and she makes a frustrated noise
>can't tell if she's annoyed or enjoying this
>these mixed message are killing me
>"anon can i get on top?"
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>i lay on the floor
>she squats over me and eases onto me
>it takes her a little while to work out the cowgirl position (she's never done it before)
>she lifts up too far a couple of times and I pop out
>then she finds her rhythm and starts fucking me harder
>bedroom door is wide open
>window is open
>she's breathing and grunting loudly
>her ass slapping against my legs is loud
>everything about this is loud and obvious
>and it makes me super nervous that someone will hear
>"you gotta be more quiet"
>she gives me an annoyed growl
>"somebody might hear us"
>"i don't care, anon!"
>this 13 year old girl is really fucking me
>she's angry-fucking me
>i finally get it and i feel like an idiot it took me this long
>she's working out her frustration
>basically masturbating herself with my dick
>it's not about me, really
>and i'm okay with that
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that's a strangely specific thing to say
but I'd totally do that too
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Story 6 4/6
>i put my arms behind my head and watch her go to town
>she's amazingly wet
>there's a white rim of her juices where her pussy lips wrap around my dick
>my pubes are matted down they're so wet from her
>a few more minutes and then she stiffens up
>i feel her bear down on my dick
>the sensation makes me half sit up, startled
>it's too much
>she lifts herself off of me
>I grab my dick and spasm
>a few tense jets of cum hit her stomach
>she sits on my thighs, breathing heavy with flushed cheeks
>then a big smile
>"thanks for listening, anon. i'm glad you came over"
>"yeah me too"
>i watch her clean my cum off her stomach with some tissues, fascinated that she's not grossed out by it
>she's chatty and bubbly again
>we talk about whatever
>take our time getting dressed
>she wants to keep my shirt (some old baseball jersey from a softball league)
>let her have it and just put on my t-shirt and rest of my clothes
>she walks me out while we talk about ways we can see each other again
>at the front door I think she was about to kiss me
>but instead she freezes
>i turn around to see what she sees
>her parents car in the driveway to the side of the house
>i figure they had pulled up in the perfect window of opportunity
>if we were five seconds earlier getting to the front door we would've seen them coming
>ten seconds later and we would've heard the car doors before I stepped out
>my friend and his mom weren't even getting out yet
>they were fussing with bags or something in the car and weren't lookin up at me
>but her dad was
>he was half in and half out of the car
>glaring right at me

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>fuckity fuck FUCK
>i turn back to her, thinking fast
>"thanks for looking, maybe I left it somewhere else..."
>said it nice and loud so her dad could hear me
>like I had come back looking for something
>plausible, right?
>she was frozen in the doorway with her mouth open looking exactly like someone who got caught
>but i decided to commit
>turned and walked towards the driveway
>the dad looked at me
>looked at his daughter
>looked at the house
>looked back at me
>he was putting it together
>their dad had served in the military
>he was an ugly, tough-looking man
>his face was like leather stretched tight over a skull
>i bring it up because I want credit for the balls it took to walk past him like nothing was up
>like I HADN'T just fucked his daughter and came on her stomach
>"just looking for something I lost"
>walked past him, no eye contact
>in the corner of my eye I saw my friend put up his hands in a confused expression
>kept walking
>got to the end of the driveway
>"son, get back here. now."
>my friend and his mom were beyond confused, but apparently clueless
>the dad said "i'm going to help anon look for something in the garage"
>i can tell, what he's going to help me find is a shovel
>with which he's going to anally rape me
>a jogger's going to find my body in a forest somewhere
>shovel handle sticking out of my ass like a popsicle stick
who gives a fuck READ IT AGAIN!
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>my friend holds up a bunch of brochures on dirt bikes and shit
>"when you're done we gotta look at these, anon!"
>i nod
>nice knowing you, bro
>walk into their garage and wait
>i wait 10 minutes
>the dad finally comes in
>he leans on the workbench and folds his arms
>stares at me a good long time
>i break first
>"is there someth--"
>"cut the shit, anon. you've been coming around a lot sniffing after my daughter."
>"there must be some mis--"
>his face tightens even more
>"yes sir"
>"she's 13"
>"i know, bu--"
>"she's not allowed to date yet"
>"anon, I don't want to see you around here unless I'm home."
>"and if I ever catch you alone with her..."
>he grinned, like he was imagining the rest of it
>"you're damn right 'ok.' Now get the fuck out of here."
>i leave
>he didn't shovel-rape me, so there's that
>i took the initiative to never come over anymore though
>school started shortly after that
>and after that the brother and i had a falling out
>hadn't seen or heard about her for years

>found her much later on facebook
>married, three kids, runs her own business, looks well-off
>turned into a hot milf
>deep in her picture gallery is one picture of her
>curled up in an armchair reading a book
>and she's wearing that baseball jersey I gave her
Im not even reading this, ty for warn
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Posting the rest of the pics I have of her.
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You're welcome.
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You ever talk to her again anon?
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No. Maybe some day. But she's got a family and all that. What would be the best case scenario there?
Probably just closure. I didn't mean to fuck her, just to end things off rather than never talking to her again after you guys got caught
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Ah. That makes sense. I forget what that would've been like from her perspective.
i have a few childhood stories remarkably similar to these but i can't approach the quality of these greentexts

Tl;dr i fucked around with my neighbor too
If you ever do make another thread about it I'd gladly bump
Well anon?
Sorry that all I have. Try an image search. If anything comes up post it in here.
The floor is yours. Make us cum buckets.
Yeah you have me confused with the femanon bro
Fucking bravo. All the way to the ending.
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>And I don't want anybody to know I've been fooling around with a guy who plays Dice & Dragons."
>"It's Dungeons & Dragons"
>she almost falls over laughing
>burned by a 13yo
Bump ~ best green text story ~
If no one is going to start I could say one of my stories.
Go ahead anon
Do eeeet
I've read these before you big fat phony.
wild ride from start to finish, best greentext i've read in a while.
>be 18
>be at my buddies
>tells me he wants to bang his 14 y/o step sister tonight
>decide I'm going to instead because it'd be funny
>get a big bottle of rum or some shit
>3 of us start drinking
>he fucks off
>immediately start wheeling his sister
>within minutes start making out
>hear him coming back
let the games being
I cried
wait one sec...
if the girl is 12/13 years old and you have pictures of her... is this?
15/2 +7= 14.5
OP, 13 is not minimum age
>be me, 16
>pillow war of the 2015

Gtfo underage fag.
>buddy tells me to get lost for a bit so he can get his moves on
>smoke break
>he comes out 15 minutes later telling me all about how they cuddled
>gr8 m8, glad to congradul8

fast forward to later
>her and I alone again
>okay time to shine champ
>makeout again
>go for tits
>alpha as fuck straight under and grab tits
>doesn't stop me
>lift shirt, boob to mouth action ensues
>stop because buddy will be back soon
ah ha ha ha I hadn't even seen that one hidden in all the awesome shit
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you figured it out all by yourself?
white as fuck actually, but I digress.

>pretty drunk, time for a smoke break
>leave buddy alone so he can "work his magic"
>go back in after a bit
>tells me he made out with her, over shirt shit, etc
>lel dude catch up
>continue drinking, pretty fucked up at this point
>buddy gets too drunk, night night bitch
>take sister to her room
>clothes off
>proceed to fuck her
>never tell buddy that I fucked his step sister when he was trying to

pretty shit story but it was fucking top
describe the step sister please
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pic related
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yes you stupid nigger
Can someone take all the text from OP's stories and compile them on another site?
Nope. As soon as it became all copy-pasta, I'm out. OP, you let me down. Piss off.
Nah fighting over a step sister? That is white trailer trash for sure
>>I'm on the floor with my back to the wall like Luke Perry in The Fifth Element, furiously sketching and trying to remember...

Fucking awesome description right there
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You sucked on those titties? Nice.
she had really nice tits. also the wettest cunt I've ever had, and fuck did it feel good. unfortunately she is as stupid as she looks
>be me
>be 16
>be 4/10
>be land whale
>would try and escape my land whale form by running at the school's track everyday after school
>guys on the track team take notice
>get invited to "runner" party
>no friends, no life, so i go
>turns out to be me in a room of 6 horny chubby chasers
>i know what they want, but it's nice to feel wanted
>They get me drunk
>one invites me upstairs
>as he pounds my hippo ass i start to moan
>i get really loud
>other guys come in
>start to go at me
>30 min later, drunk, covered in cum
>i enjoyed it
>go back next week
>same results
>i try not to moan
>resistance is futile
> 30 min later, drunk, covered in cum
>This goes on for another 2 months
>I ask main runner if it can just be me and him
>he agrees
>party rolls around again
>we go at it
>i bite a pillow so no noise
>other still rush in
>I roll over on top of the runner
>A few times I've been around that track
>So it's not just gonna happen like that
>Because I ain't no hollaback girl
this is so fucking made up

nice roleplay
Pretty sure this is all bs, but enjoying it nonetheless. The first one was hilarious.
@OP: I also recommend contacting her to sort things out, even if she's married now. She might even be happy if you start talking with her again, you can only be sure if you try it.
I do think it's worth it.
Obviously a virgin who has dreamt up an elaborate series of stories.
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>>start dildoing these kids' assholes
WTF am I reading?

Is this whole thing worth it?
Too busy reading to bump, sorry. Stories are good though, keep at it.
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My sex life in one post
>Be in 6th grade
>At friends house
>"Anon, my little sister shows her privates if I tell her I'm gonna give her a lollipop"
>No way
>Calls his sister in
>Tells her he'll give her a bag of lolipops if she shows us her privates
>She just drops her pants and stands infront of us
>See a 4 year old pussy
>Literally just a slit
>Pulls pants up and leaves

>Be 17 in high school
>Sit next to complete skank
>Start watching movie in class with lights off
>She puts her hand on my thigh
>"wtf is this shit?" - Anon, 2013
>She just kinda massages and feels around
>I return the favor
>Slowly work up the courage to move up her leg
>try to rub her clit through her pants
>Can't feel anything because she's wearing relatively thick leggings
>Actually just rubbing where I think her pussy is
>She is stone faced the whole time
>I don't know if I look like a complete retard for rubbing her pelvis and not pussy
>Class eventually ends after rubbing what I hope was her pussy for 30 minutes

Didn't get laid until college
>>Literally just a slit
This is the horrible truth.
Yes this should be done. We can find out who these stories are based on and see where OP's inspiration came from for these fictional stories. Then contact all these people and they can tell us who the weird virgin was in their life and who would be most likely to make up there stories and we can pinpoint him and then humiliate him. That would be satisfying.
>Be me
>inb4 after it is posted
I can't even imagine... What do you think was going on with her (the high school girl)? Was she in a diabetic coma or something?
all bullshit but fucking hot
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She was such a slut that I now believe she was just used to it
P.S. that skank is preggers now. Dodged a bullet

>tfw I will never pull a big samoan girl
I'm horrified and fascinated by your story.

>"but my cake"
i was already kekking at this point.
Do you have any Samoan porn? I want some now. Thanks for drawing my attention and creating a new fetish for me
OP you glorious faggot I remember your stuff from a while ago. I was in the thread when you first posted the D&D girl story. You posted a real life pic of her but I never saved it. Think you can post it here?
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>but my cake...
i laughed pretty fuckin hard

Surprisingly enough, Bing is like the best porn aggrigator, way better than any ( )tube site or w/e.

Godspeed interstellar traveler
>>”anon, do you know what girls do with boys?”
>>”I’ll show you but you HAVE to promise not to tell anyone”
>>”o-okay I promise”
>>she positions me in front of her
>>then we hear adults talking and laughing outside in the hallway
>>we’re pulling clothes on like scrambled fighter pilots
FUCK YOU COME ON!! I don't give a shit if this is how it happened. Write another version where you two fuck. My dick demands it!
I'll report back. I found the softball player by searching for butch lesbians in Bing so I'll see what I get. Samoan was just a happy accident.
>Class eventually ends after rubbing what I hope was her pussy for 30 minutes

i dont get the fighter pilot thing. scrambled?
i think its when fighter pilots are told to get ready to fight out of the blue, so they scramble to get all their equipment ready and uniforms on.
thnx i get it now. thats top kek.
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>"found her much later on facebook"
>"married, three kids, runs her own business, looks well-off"
>"and she's wearing that baseball jersey I gave her"

> be 8 ish
> swimming at YMCA
> pre-shower in boy's locker room
> father is like 'don't wear your swimming trunks in the shower b/c you can't get the naughty bits clean
> soaping away
> girl comes in w/ father
> bugeyes.jpg
> girl fingers herself
> time to go swimming
> theend.jpg
>> girl fingers herself
wait wait wait


details you asswipe. how is she fingering herself with a bunch of dude around. how old is she?
got more related pics
>be 11
>best friend has sweet backyard with pool and water slide and mini playground all the shit kids like
>friend's parents get divorced
>friend and her mom move away
>friend's dad stays in the ginormous house all by himself
>my parents said I wasn't supposed to go over anymore since my friend moved
>but I went over anyway
>friend's dad was surprised to see me but let me in
>becomes a regular thing to sneak over and swim
>eventually he joins me swimming
>we horseplay and shit
>i occasionnaly catch him looking depressed and sad though
>i get the idea to do "girlfriend/boyfriend" stuff with him to make him feel better
>one day i just strip out of my bikini and swim naked
>he tried to play it off like it was nothing
>i got annoyed by the lack of effect my body had
>keep doing it over several weeks
>get more aggressive
>sit on his lap a lot, etc
>one day i'm sunning on a lounge chair naked
>fall asleep
>wake up to him rubbing my butt with suntan lotion
>don't stop him
>like the full body massage
>he stops like he's done
>i turn over and ask him to do my front too
>he doesn't want to
>i do a "puh-weeeze" routine
>he rubs lotion all over my front
>i remember it being weird when he got to my privates
>weird good
>heart racing
>doing something naughty
Keep going. And tits with timestamp.
>pull my fingers out like it's normal, like yeah just sucking my fingers and chillin, sup?
7 ish. it wasn't really fingering, just idly moving the folds of skin down there while she showered

> many weeks after
> summer camp at YMCA
> more swimming!
> just me and (different) girl in pool
> let's play tag
> grab her suit
> hand up legs
> just skin?!.jph
> shocked
> she escapes
> omouth.jpg
you do not have a way with words sir
Fuck im supposed to be writing an essay. Why do I do this to myself.
> going back from camp on school bus
> sitting next to other dude
> conversation turns to girls
> did you know girls don't have *this*
> whip out penis
> dude doesn't care
> schoolbus doesn't care
> crickets.jpg
many years later
> whip out penis in high school class
> detention.jpg

Don't care if it's all repost, I haven't read it yet. So fucking hot, who cares. Well written, feel like i'm there. This is how 4chan breeds pedophiles
No tits.
>rubs suntan lotion all over my front
>moves down between my legs
>super slippery feeling is nice
>attention from a guy is AMAZE-BALLS
>just feels me up
>no fingering or anything
>i remember him lingering around my bottom
>wanted to tell him where his fingers were
>like maybe he was too far down on accident lol
>after a few minutes of that he abruptly leaves and goes inside
>i think maybe i did something wrong
>picture him marching over to my parents
>do you know what your daughter just let me do to her?!
>he comes back out in his swim trunks and swims for a little bit
>i catch him watching me sometimes
>i think he was just seeing how i was reacting to the molesting
>eventually he comes out and lays on the chair next to me
>no talking, which kept making me think he was mad or something
>decide to put lotion on his back
>do his legs a little
>no reaction
>then he rolls over and says keep going if you want to
>i lotion up his front
>my plan is to squirt a bunch of lotion on his stomach
>it should drip and and i'll just follow it with my hands so i can feel between his legs
>plan works flawlessly
>slide my hands under his shorts
>rub lotion all over his junk
>liked the firmness of his penis
>play with it a bunch
>he takes my hand and basically shows me how to jack him off
>feels like i'm being too rough
>but he likes it so i keep doing that
>few minutes later he cums
>i had overheard friends talk about dirty movies so i knew something squirted out
>his shorts were still up so i didn't see anything
>my hand wasn't covered in cum that i could tell
>he sat up and looked happy and relieved
>he told me thank you
>he said he was going to go inside to shower the lotion off (I had used a fuck ton of it lol)
>i said yeah me too
>and i folowed him inside
>a year
I can top that. A decade.
Keep going, this is getting good.
in all honesty that sounds like a pretty good time
>shirt tucked under my chin Butters style
I just did this while laughing. I think I'm mildly autistic
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp
final extent of my sexual experience
> catholic high school graduation
> sitting on lawn with friends
> 'are ya'll still virgins?'
> yes
> sadface.jpg
> later they're all playing truth or dare
> sorry anon, you're not invited
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Fuck that, I'd be traumatized for lyfe
No. Nothing in my pooper

>weird being naked
>super weird being naked in my friend's house
>super duper weird being naked with her dad
>he goes up to his bathroom
>doesn't stop me from following
>he runs the shower and tells me to go ahead
>i tell him to come in too
>he thinks about it for a real long time
>like 10 minutes while i'm showering
>he finally takes his shorts off and comes in
>we shower, etc
>i'm totally staring at his junk
>just blatantly STARING at it
>present day me is embarrassed for 11 year old me
>I was so stupid
>he starts kissing my neck
>works his way lower with kisses
>im squirming and laughing
>he goes down on me which was meh
>it didn't feel bad
>but i wanted more to do stuff to him
>maybe he could tell i wasn't as much into it
>he stops
>tells me to lay back on the shower bench
>oh the shower was a huge glass thing with a built in bench
>multiple shower heads, etc
>they were a rich family
>he humps at me pressing it against me but it wont go in
>i reach between my legs and stroke him
>it's SO LEWD to have your ankles up in the air
>i really liked how dirty it felt
>so grownup feeling
>few minutes i feel him cum like soft "taps" against me
>disappointed because i wanted to see it come out
>we shower off again
>got dressed separately
>found him waiting for me downstairs
>gave me a long talk about how we can't tell anybody about this, etc
>i was why would i tell
>i love your pool
>can't say we fooled around a lot
>but everytime we did it was my idea for sure
well, there's college
> uchicagohookups.com
> post for orgy
> 50guysreply.jpg
> not gay
> 0 girls
> 4chan4ever.jpg
try try again
> single post for single girl
> fat girl
> tranny girl
> nosexnokids girl
> teachers give bullshit excuses
> fmylife.jpg
You wacked off your friends dad but you won't post any sort of timestamp? Something's fishy.
I'm posting in a epic thread rn.

These are the best stories I ever heard
You that hide behind walls, You that hide behind desks, We just want you to know we can see through your masks, You that never done nothing, But build and destroy, You play with our world, Like it's your little toy, You put a gun in my head, And then you hide from my eyes, Then you turn and run following the fast foolish line, Like Judas of old, You lie and deceive, A world war can be won, You won't need to believe, But I see through your eye, And I see through your brain, Like I see through the water that runs down my drain..You that fasten all the trigger, For the others to fire, And you sit back and watch, While the death toll gets higher, You hide in your mansion, While young people's blood, Flows out of their bodies and is buried in the mud, You've thrown the worst fear, That could ever be hurled, The fear to bring children, Into this world..For threatening my baby, Unborn and unnamed, You ain't worth the blood that runs through your veins, How much do we know, To talk out of turn? You might say that we're young, You might say we're unlearned, But there's one thing I know, Though I'm younger than you, Even Jesus would never forgive what you do..Let me ask you one question, Is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness? Do you think that it would?. Oh, I think you will find, When your death takes its toll, All the money you made will never buy back your soul. And I hope that you die, And your death will come soon, I'll stand by your casket, In the pale afternoon, And I'll watch while you're lowered, Into your deathbed, And I'll stand on your grave till I'm sure that you're dead
i touched my cousins boobs once... through her shirt... on accident... in a dogpile...
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fucking hell am i the only anon who wasn't molested as a kid?
Been here a while but unfortunately have to go, thanks op for the best greentext I've ever read.
You son of a bitch I had to look it up.
Me, my brother and my female cousin used to play truth or dare when we were younger. It would almost always turn sexual. We got caught several times.
I can't enjoy this story as a purely erotic fiction; I pity the hell out of the father. This belongs in a feels thread.
if only i whern't too much of a lazy fuck to save it.
>It would almost always turn sexual.
Like how?

>We got caught several times.
Go on...
This thread is fucking epic
>I pity the child molester
/b/ ladies and gentlemen
>"this is it, we're going to have sex now"
No, the father was molested by that kid. Emotionally.
>everybody agreed it was delicious
i fucking lost it
I mean seriously you can't blame the guy. His life just got fucked up. The loneliness. And the molesting situation, it probably just hurt him more. It's not like he wanted her.
We'd dare eachother to get naked, feel eachother up, I'm to tired to greentext anything right now. We'd normally do it at our grandparents house, I think my grandma walked down one time, she told another. We don't really talk about it now.
im fappin
it's there; started 2011, renamed 2studentbodies, my post were near http://web.archive.org/web/20130609003614/http://2studentbodies.com/uchicago/posts/ but never got archived AFAICT
>I'm to tired to greentext anything right now
No baby come on. Tell us a little more. Did you finger her? Did she have pubes?
did we read the same story?!
Eventually it was just me and my cousin, and we kinda just stopped making excuses. I might greentext it someday there's a lot. Stuff went on until I was 15 and she was 12. She initiated.
Continuing Story #6 in a better way....

>Walk into garage
>10 minutes later leatherfaced dad walks in
> "anon, I saw you up there with my daughter"
>im like damn fuck shit fuck fuck fuck
>"well I just wanted to thank you"
>turns out some niggers robbed a nearby liquor store
>try to hide in friends neighborhood
>he thought i was trying to make sure she was safe
>go back upstairs
>she is in her room
>around the house attire
>she asks me to come into her room
>we talk
>she says some interesting shit
>very smart for her age
>convince her to give me a handjob
>"anon, what if we get caught"
>she says yes
>starts stroking my dick
>she is amazing at this
>cum buckets in minutes
>her hands are covered
>she wipes them off and gives me a hug
>her small hard nipples rub against my chest
>i leave her room
>talk to friend about dirt bikes and shit
>he apologize again for how annoying his sister can be
>"no its fine man"
>In my head
Yeah I totally just came all over her its fine man
>go home
>masturbate to the the events that had happened

this gurl was absolutely molested. thats like every indicator in the book
I'd rub her clit, but I didn't finger her. We also dared eachother to pee in front of eachother, weird cuz I'm not into water sports now. I'm on mobile so greentext is hard.
Oh, and no pubes
Your story is shit
Totally. And this part hits me in the feels. I don't know why.

>>the whole time she’s whispering “don’t tell anyone, okay? Please don’t tell on me.”
>>and I’m whispering back “I won’t tell, I won’t tell”
It's so visceral. Just two kids - strangers really - who are reassuring each other that it'll be okay. That they can trust each other. That what we all want isn't it?
So this happened when I was about 14 and I had just moved into this new neighborhood.

>Move into new neighborhood
>mom makes us go talk to neighbors introduce ourselves and shit
>meet jack
>hang out with jack talk about mario and shit
>play kirby 64 on n64
>he helps me beat some of the harder levels
>jack has sister
>shes 12
>her name is sarah
>sarah is probably 8/10
>nice perky tits for her age
>cute curly blonde hair
>cute small butt
>she comes in to watch us play kirby
>jack is like gtfo sarah
>she sits on my lap
>i play it cool
>beat the Pix boss on kirby 64
>jack showed me how
>sister leaves
>jack ask if i wanna play outside
the neighborhood we lived in was on a sort of mountain and had this big path that went behind all of the house in the woods. we would use it to get to eachothers houses and just go for walks on it.
>we go for walk on big ass path
>jack starts to talk about sex
>start talking about porn
>i've only seen handjob porn
>jack ask if i want to try it
not gonna go into detail but long story short he have me a blowjob yes it was gay but there are better parts to the story
>afterwards go home

Much hotter parts with sister cont?
this actually hit me directly in the feels
>>mom makes us go talk to neighbors introduce ourselves and shit
Ha! My mom made us do this too. Wherever there were strangers she insisted we go introduce ourselves.

None of these introductions ever lead to me getting a bj :(
i didn't see it that way until now. thanks for ruining my fap with feels you stupid cunt.

>go to jack's house
>we talk about what happend
>form a club
>its called club one(best name ik ik)
>use it to trick neighbor girl(6/10 13 yr-old)
>say to join you have to pass the test
>"what is the test anon?"
>you have to do what we say
>we don't know if she knows about sex
>she says ok
>try to make her jerk my dick
>say you have to make me feel good
>show her how to stroke my dick
>make her take off shirt
>she gives me a shit handjob
>her tits are nice
>bigger than jack's sister
>cum all over her chest
>shes grossed out
>wipes it on me
>"did i pass anon?"
>I say yeah
>shes in the club thing now
>she gives jack a handjob aswell
>jack is down with the club idea

Next day

>jack's sister is walking
>alone on big path in the woods
>i walk up to her
>ask where jack is
>she doesn't know
>she asks why it got hard when she sat on my lap
>decide to take advantage of this
>I say: "you made me feel good"
>"how did i make you feel good anon"

hmm. i have a lot of these.

>be 15
>dating my neighbor, first love type of deal
>we met when i was 14
>he snuck me through his window
>have been together for maybe half a year
>fucking like rabbits because why not
>first love, remember
>one day he has a friend ever
>we all worked at this pizza place bf's parents owned
>pizzafriend and bf are playing video games
>bf had this big tv in his room (all hi-tech stuff) and a huge bed
>parents were loaded
>one of bf's other friends shows up
>bf decides to hang out with me where i'm sitting on the bed (friends have their legs over the edge, facing the tv)
>bf comes and sits behind me, straddling me
>pull a pillow in front of me because lol discretion
>bf starts rubbing me under my skirt
>immediately soak my cotton panties
>starts rubbing my tit with his other hand
>feels so good, my nipples get hard right away
>all this while is friends are playing vidya
>i pretend to flop down on the bed on my stomach to watch the guys play
>smart bf knows what i have in mind
>he always wears these baggy basketball shorts
>tugs down shorts slightly, pulls up my skirt
>i'm dripping and he's rock hard
>covertly slides into me on the pretense of just lying on top of me
>he starts talking about halo or whatever bullshit with his buddies
>all the while gently thrusting me
>grind my ass against him to get him in as deep as possible
>fuck for several minutes
>finally, he makes a barely perceptible moan, blows inside me, kisses my cheek
>his friends never ask us y so sweaty

Post them tiddies with timestamp.
Or continue with more stories
>ask sarah if she wants to join our club
>club one
>she says yes
>"you have to pass my test first"
>"ok, anon"
>first you have to do what i say
>get my dick out
>touch it
>she obliges
>she ask: "want me to make it feel good like yesterday?"
>say yes
>she sits on my dick
>not in a good way
>tell her to get off
>show her the right way
>put her hand on my dick
>take off her shirt
>no bra
>show her that puting mouth on dick helps
>she jerks/sucks me off in the woods
>feels so good
>I tell her shes about to pass
>tell her not to stop
>i cum. it gets all over her face
>tell her to swallow any thats in her mouth
>she does
>she ask if she made it in the club
>I say idk maybe ill have to see
>she says ok
>I walk home with her to see jack
>once we get there she goes to her room
>jack is upstairs
>cleaning n64 or someshit
>hes weird
>he says neighbor quit the club
>hes worried she might snitch
>fuck fuck fuck
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moar pls
You'd never make it through one of Storybro's tales.
Plz moar
And good riddance. I don't want that anon ruining these awesome fapstories with his shitty eyes.
it's fucking safe to assume we all want you to continue.
Damn fool.
Jena Malone. All of my hnnnnnnnng
>>bedroom door is wide open
>>window is open
kek I'm so into the story that when I saw these sentences my heart skipped a beat.
Trips demand more
first time telling this story
>be me 14 years old
>never had a gf or wanked much at this stage
>watchin movies at a sleepover that had girls there
>this one 15 y/o girl sits next to me and starts lying on my shoulder and shit
>my 14 year old brain thought she was like a 10/10 but looking back now she was a solid 7/10
>gets to a horror movie and by that stage we are lying next to each other on a blow up mattress next to each other and she starts getting close to me, i told myself she was scared
>other people are around but fuck it
>go to put my arm around her to hug her sorta but hand ends up on her stomach she doesn't seem to mind so i leave it there
>after a while i go to stretch but hand goes up her shirt kinda
>as i go to appoligise she looks at me smiles and looks away so i took it as a green light
>start following my instinctual boner feelings and move my hand up her stomach a realise she isn't wearing a bra and i had just accidently copped 2nd base
>no one around noticed it and at this stage she puts her hand on my steel hard 14 y/o boner
>starts doing what i watched people doing with her tits feelin them and shit hoping something i do works
>at this stage boner thoughts had 100% occupied my brain and no longer had control of what that little bastard was doing
>put other hand down her tights and panties
>wtf is this wet thing
>accidently puts finger in her and goes with it
>continue to finger her for about 20 minutes until the movie finished and chick said she had to go
>never saw her again after she left and never found her facebook or anything
>mfw first sexual experience was just a bunch of accidents that girl didn't mind
>2 weeks go by
>jack and i havent been hanging out
>fear of getting in trouble
>go to jacks house
>sister is there
>jack isnt home she says
>ask her if she wants to go on a walk
>we walk to my house
>go in to basement to hangout in the club "fort"
>she ask if we can do something she wants to do
>wants to pretend to be bf/gf
>i say ok
>she says is bf day so we do what I want to do
>i get her naked
>rub dick on her stomach
>rub dick on outside of her pussy
>dont actually penetrate since I i dont know that much about sex(christian school)
>she doesnt like it
>i go down on her
>lick her ripe pussy
>she gets wet
>slippery to my tongue
>she is breathing really heavy
>i stop
>she asks me to keep going
>i dont use mouth
>i use fingers
>clumsily fingerbang her
>she cums
>afterwards she says its "gf day"
>makes me look at pictures of dogs
>on dialup connection
>wont stfu about puppies and dogs and shit
>hate gf day
>says she has to finish her test
>we go back to my house
>in basement
>its late
>we watch some tv
cont later that night
>jack comes over
>hes like wtf sarah go away
>she is asleep
>jack and i play my n64
>he helps me beat the final boss
>02 in kirby 64
>he cant do it
>i ask if he wants to sleepover
>he says yes
>he calls his mom
>she says he can stay over
>paraents are so shit dont even notice sarah not at home
>jack falls asleep
>i am still awake
>decide to have some fun
>i can basically molest sarah risk free
>I can say its for the club
>shes asleep
>undress her
>she doesnt wake up
>shes lying with her tits in the air
>legs spread apart a bit
>beautiful body
>basement is mostly dark
>moon lights up the room a bit
>nice body for a 12 year old
>i undress
>full boner
>im a skinny dude and so much so I get called twiggy and alien like
>i take my dick and put it on my stomach sort of
>like when you tuck it up so people dont see your boner
>i hold it like that
>then lay on her
>and rub against her
>feels so good
>her warm skin
I have a few that are kind of lame.
>spend a lot of time with my 2 cousins growing up, same age as me
>be like 8, cousins are spending the night
>one of them is more sexual than the other
>he tells me, his brother, and my 4 yo brother to all take my video camera and record our privates
>nobody does it except him
>he tells us to all go in different corners and fap
>I fap but i don't know if anyone else does
>later I had to record over cousins weird dick video

another time
>spending the night at their house
>truth or dare
>"I dare anon to make out with ____"
>we kinda stick our tongues in eachother's mouth and sit there for a second
>cousin dares me to make out with the other cousin
>basically go back and forth "making out"
>next day me and the girl from across the street are hanging out
>she's like 12 or 13
>somehow me her and cousins end up in closet
>she's like "let's lick their nipples"
>basically spend like an hour licking my cousins nipples and doing whatever this weird bitch says
>seriously feel like I raped them

I see them just as often but we never talk about it. Maybe this is why I'm into incest
good golly this pool story has me hard like diamonds
>basically my dick is sandwiched between her and me
>i rub up and down
>cum all over her stomach
>shit shit shit
>she moves
>use a towel to clean up the cum
>morning comes around
>jack goes home with sarah
>they bring back swimsuits to swim in our pool
(its shitty above ground pool. like the one in the picture.)
>they comeback in swimsuits
>we swim in the pool
>mom has radio on outside
>we are chilling
>sarah has long fingernails
>she scratches me in pool
>i tell her to fuck off
>she gets mad
>scratches me
>pulls me over to ladder
>jack is dunking himself in and out of the water
>he doesnt notice
>she goes under ladder where no one can see us
>she makes me kiss her
>say no
>she digs her finger nails into my neck
>i get turned on by this
>give her a little kiss
>boner achieved
>get out of pool
>start to jerk it in my room
>jack comes inside
>changing into dry clothes or someshit
>hes in downstairs bathroom
>sarah needs to change aswell
>she comes upstairs
>bathroom is in my room
>she walks in on me jerking it
>she asks if i need help
>i say sure
>she jerks me off
>looks sad afterwards
>i dont notice
>she goes and changes
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>All my childhood sexual encounters were gay
>I haven't gotten any since I was 11
>something is off the next day
>jack hasnt called
>i dont feel like hanging out
>just stay inside at home all day
>play n64
>later that night
>mom says to come downstairs
>says the neighbors(jack,sarahs parents) want to talk
>says its about something weird
>they show up
>we sit in living room
>im paniacing
>so nervous
>sarah snitched
>they say i molested her
>say i need jesus
>my mom is so confused
>jack didnt snitch
>denies everything
>i get in trouble
>have to do therapy
>therapist is chill guy
>says its normal
>helps me feel better and stuff
>dont get to fuck sarah
>we end up moving
>the end
I have another story from when I was a bit younger about when my mom had one her friends daughters stay at our house and its mostly lame like this one but i will post it if there is an interest
>>she jerks me off

Look I want you to keep going, but... You're glossing over the good shit sometimes. I'm meeting you half way here. I mean my dick is out and everything. Meet me the other half. Paint a picture with your words so I can fap.
are you gay now? or were those sexy gay adventures wasted on you?
ok sure. Its mostly because im tired so I'll go over that part in detail for you.

>she starts to jerk me off
>her small hands wrap around my dick
>her finger nails are long but clean
>her skin is soft and cool
>her damp swimsuit is skimpy
>I can see her small tits when she leans down
>her skin is cold from the water
>her pussy is visible as well
>its almost like she started to change before she started to jerk me
>i can see her pussy
>its clean
>only a few little pubic hairs
>its damp
>not only from the water but a bit of pussy juice
>im rock hard
>she begins to go up and down
>as her rate increases so does my heart beat
>she is focused on my dick the whole time
>she looks a bit sad
>she continues
>stroking my dick up and down
>right before i am about to cum
>she slows down
>she remembers what happens
>she puts her mouth on the end
>my hot strings of cum squirt into her mouth
>she spits them out in the bathroom before changing out of her swim suit
From someone who has been a lurker for a long time how exactly do you greentext? I have a couple ive been wanting to share
what is >greater than sign
add a > in front of your text
>fuck I'm still a newfag
Holy shit i never thought it was that easy. Been on here for almost 9 years regularly doing nothing but lurking.
I will be posting them tomorrow after i get off work so /b on the lookout around 6ish EST anons. I can assure you they are all 100% true.
>>holy shit I just creampied an 11 year old
>>before I even finish the 8 year old pushes me to get a closer look
>>I actually shoot a couple more times on the floor
>>she crouches down and spreads her sister's pussy open
Bumping with the exact moment I came. Gotta go clean up now.
>no timestamp
fake and gay
10/10 would rape again
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Whew, trips confirms no femanon ITT
If I get home in time I'll gladly read and enjoy your greentext stories, anon!
>>I full on molest her while the Disney Channel plays in the background
this is where i shot my load (the first time)
Did she like it or..
remember to tell us you where 15. had to search for it
good timing
I'm gonna post my stories. i'll skip over the childhood stuff because its mostly innocent gay and non-gay playtime touch.

Story 1.1
>be 13 or 14, 9th grade
>was in a small private school, two sections of each grade, each grade had about 20 kids, so about 40 total in my grade
>everyone knows each other and we're all good friends with smaller circles in the class, but everyones cool with everyone
>girl in the other section of the grade than me, lets call her sarah
>i had a bit of a crush on her when i first started high school
>shes rich (so is everyone in my class) and i'm one of 2 or 3 that are middle class, not a lot of money
>she has a family house in the mountains and invites the whole class to a weekend trip
>we all chip in some money for food and a bus and stuff
>trip day comes and we all agree to meet in front of the school on a friday morning when school would be closed
>there's a girl I don't know...
>she fyne
>lets call her stephanie
>she's sarah's cousin, about the same age (bit younger)
>sarah and i were cool and got along pretty well
>she comes up to me as we are getting on the bus
>"I need to talk to you"
>i'm like..that's strange, ok
>"I'll tell you when we get to my place"
>we get there and she gets caught up with her family helping organize sleeping places and stuff
>rest of the class are hanging out
>there's alcohol, pool tables, place is huge and a lot of walking space plus nice views
>i'm sitting by the pool table as some bros are playing pool
>stephanie takes a seat next to me
Story 1.2
>we start talking and she seems pretty cool
>we get caught up talking as bros come and go and people pass by, dinner is ready and we eat together and stuff
>I forget sarah had to talk to me
>stephanie is like "wanna go for a walk?"
>we go to this spot near a water stream that their family set up with tiles and chairs and a table
>for some reason I sit on the table
>she sits on my lap
>we're talking, she starts rubbing my face and hair
>i can't remember why, but we start kissing
>she's wearing pants that are...very light, they feel like those waterproof jackets/workout clothes, not sure how to explain
>point is, i'm rubbing her thigh and i'm going higher
>get to pussy
>virgin, dont know what to do
>massage pussy
>we literally make out for like 45 mins to an hour
>when we stop she stands up and says "i think we should get back or it'll look suspicious"
>we hold hands all the way back to the house, talking and shit
>she then says she's going back to her room to hang out with the girls
>we kiss goodbye and i head out to the bros side of the house where my room was
>i run into sarah
>"oh hey sarah, i forgot you wanted to talk to me?"
>"oh yeah, stephanie likes you"
>"oh...good to know..."
>head back to bro rooms
>they're all hanging in one room talking shit
>i walk in with a shit eating grin
>they're like what the fuck is up with you?
>i kiss and told fellas...
>late at night we all go to a little hut near the stream and start drinking and talking, the whole class
>i try to sit next to stephanie but shes acting weird
>keep making an effort but she kind of doesn't want to hear it
>really confused, sad
>go to bed early before everyone else
Story 1.3
>next morning i see stephanie, really happy to see her, so i say good morning but she kind of brushes me off
>i'm really confused
>during the day i look for sarah, hoping to see if she could tell me whats up
>find her
>tell her what happened and ask for help
>she tells me
>"we were walking past the guys room and heard you tell everyone you made out with her"
>well, shit.
>spend the weekend trying to fix it, didn't work
>do not kiss and tell fellas...
Story 2
>be about 15
>dating a girl who's 14, a year and a half younger than me, lets call her christina
>love this girl, she's awesome
>i get to go to her house every weekend and do fun stuff
>her dad is cool with me, grandma is cool with me (she lived with both of them)
>we would only get as far as making out though
>it's cool, she was young
>one day we're at her house, and her dad is out and her grandma had some people over so they were out in the patio
>we're watching a movie and my penis is being 15 and horny
>i start groping her and stuff
>whip my dick out
>she cracks up
>grab her hand and put it on it
>she doesn't know what to do with it
>i teach her
>she's jerking it very bad
>but it's the first time someone's ever touched my dick
>so i'm like on the verge of cumming
>she's like lets go to the bathroom
>we go to the bathroom and she starts jerking me off
>its a little better since we're not doing it on the dl
>she gets tired and doesn't finish me off
>her dad gets home
>i go home
>i tried to make this happend a few more times but i didn't have the chance and we broke up soon after.
Story 3.1
>somewhere between late age 15 or early age 16
>i should mention im a guitarist and had a band with my actual best friends, who didn't go to my high school
>sarah and i are still good friends
>i should mention again, she's filthy rich, but not a cunt, she's actually really nice
>this is junior year. between 9th grade and 11th grade she started dating a guy from my class, and i had my fair share of girlfriends so my crush had subsided
>she had broken up with my friend, dudefrommyclass
>i start inviting her to my bands shows, no intentions, just friendly gestures
>she tells me she can't come but she'll come to our rehearsal
>i'm like cool, so i tell her where to meet us
>she watches us rehearse for a few hours and at the end she tells me she really liked it and asks if we ever thought of recording
>i'm like yeah but we don't have that kind of money
>she straight up offers to pay for it
>like a week later, she hands me a bunch of cash to do a recording
>damn, she straight up became my dre dre
>we actually recorded a song with it
>no i won't post it
>anyways, that was a sidebar
>we actually for some reason start hanging out a lot and she starts inviting me to her place and stuff
>we hang out at her place a few times and one of those times we kiss
>this is like some movie shit, some girl i had a crush on years ago goes on to actually like me
>we start officially dating
Story 3.2
>one day, we're at her house
>it's her, two of her best friends that are also in our school (girls) and their two dates (two dudes), so it's 6 of us.
>we're in her living room/lounge room and watching a movie
>we're making out under a blanket and shit
>i start rubbing on the titties
>she starts rubbing on the dick
>i should mention, much alcohol was consumed this night
>she was pretty wasted
>at one point in the middle of the movie, she stands up and grabs me by my hand
>she takes me to her room
>my dick was so fucking hard, and i actually crossed in front of the tv
>i'm sure the other 4 people saw my jeans had a full on tent pitched
>we go to her room and she throws me on the bed and gets on top of me
>get under the covers and start making out while she mounts me
>shes grinding and shit
>i slip my hands under her pants and grab her ass and all that
>she pulls her pants down and i slip my hands under her panties
>start fingering her from that angle, i'm under her, she's lying on top, my hand is over her ass.
>"do you want to..?"
>and this is where i disappointed mankind
>"but...you're really drunk"
>we keep making out for like 2 hours, we stop, spoon, and i fall asleep
>wake up at 4am
>fuck, i gotta go home
>she calls me a cab and we kiss goodbye
>got home and did not get laid when i could have
>she then dumped me, to this day, i don't know why, but i think it has to do with the lack of dick that she experienced
Story 4
>part 2 of this story starts the day me and sarah break up
>i was really depressed, i really liked her and she treated me like shit the last week we were together, so that kind of hurt more
>my bros (the ones in my band who were my actual best friends) say lets go out and drink so you can forget about it for tonight
>so we go to this club and start drinking, i actually start having a good time
>all of a sudden, sarah walks in
>depression and anger floods back in
>now that i remember, i was one of the guys driving this night
>i tell my friends i wanna leave
>i was kind of drunk so i ask one of my friends to drive my car
>so in my car, its me and two of my other friends, they were planning on crashing at my place
>the other guys went home in the other car
>it somehow came up that i wanted to get my dick sucked
>fuck it
>drive past hookers, talk to them, pick them up
>two get in the car, the driver didn't want to partake
>me and my other friend boned hookers
>i lost my virginity to a hooker
Story 5.1
>be 16, not too long after last story
>started dating a girl, lets call her michelle
>she was really fine, had a nice ass but the kicker were her titties cause they were huge
>she was a year older than me
>my mom (who i should mention was divorced at this point) had a boyfriend
>her boyfriend had a farm and they would sometimes head up there and spend weekends there
>they planned a trip and immediately i thought of inviting michelle to sleep over, maybe we can get our fuck on
>my band was playing a show this friday night, so i told her to come to my show then she can sleep at my place
>she tells her mom she's sleeping at her friends house, but comes to mine
>this means she has to leave really early to not get caught by her friends mom
>so i play my show and we're getting frisky afterwards
>at one point i'm like fuck it, ask her if she's ready to go, she says yes
>i peace out to all my bros and go home
>immediately we get it on
>she gets on top of me and we're making out
>she makes it sexy, puts a pillow over my head saying to hold on
>grabs my hand like one minute later and slowly brings them up to her boobs
>they're out in the open
>i uncover my face and suck on those bad boys
>take her pants off and stuff, mine too
>start fingering her
>damn pussies feel good
>i flip her over and
>"do you have a condom?"
Story 5.2
>get up and go to my drawer
>"do i have a condom? of course i have a condom, why would y-"
>i don't have a condom
>at this point it's like 2am and we don't have 24hr pharmacies or stores or whatever
>i call my friend max, who is pretty whacky and kind of fucked in the head, so of course he'll have condoms
>"max, do you have condoms"
>"of course dude"
>"i will literally be there in 5 minutes, give me a few"
>i leave michelle naked on my bed as i ride off into the night
>i straight up left in my boxers
>get to his place, he hand me a box of condoms
>like, a small box, but there were at least like 20 condoms in there
>speed off into the night again
>get home in record time of like 10 minutes
>jump upstairs and nosedive into my woman
>finger her again, get her ready
>put on my condom and go to town
>after the deed, we slept naked and i had a boner all night poking her ass
>dropped her off at her friend's at 7am
Story 6
>next weekend
>me and all my bros hang out, i bring michelle along
>i'm driving so she gets shotgun
>the whole time i drive to get from place to place, her hand is literally on my dick
>my friends in the back seat, well aware
>i don't care, i'm getting pussy tonight
>at some point we go to get food
>i say i'm not hungry, i mean, i am, but i rather fingerfuck my girlfriend right now
>they get out of the car, we hop in the back seat and i finger her
>my friends, being clowns, they run up to my car and slap my window
>interrupted, but whatevs
>we do whatever the fuck we did that night
>i drop all my friends off, and after the last one, i reach into my pocket and show her a condom and ask "you wanna?"
>she's like hell yeah
>so i drive into some back streets, i think i even had trouble getting out of there at the end
>we hop into the back seat,i pull down my pants, she pulls down her pants, i pull up her shirt, and we go at it.
>i seriously still remember how her ass felt on my hands, she had a nice ass
>we're done, i chuck the condom out of the car
>as i drive her home, she whips out my dick and gives me a handjob
>i broke up with her shortly afterwards for some dumb reason
>i should not have broken up with this girl.
Story 7
>a bit of backtracking
>me and my friends had a tradition of spending new years together, getting shit wasted
>we noticed in 2007-2008 new year (i was 16i think), which was the second year we did this, was that we never had girls around
>we called some girls this year but we did it too late and we couldn't get girls (funny is that one of these girls was michelle, who i started dating a few months after this)
>next year, we do it with time in advance
>still no luck
>another new year sausage fest
>whatever, shit was really fun
>2 weeks later, my friend, who i'll call austin, is at my place and he's telling me he's talking to some hoodrat ghetto chick about fucking
>my other friend, who i'll call colin, is also around and immediately says he wants in
>they actually set this up and the hoodrat girl gets a friend, they actually set up a day and shit
>a few days later, they're at my house again
>"dude anon, me and colin are gonna fuck these two girls tomorrow!"
>my mom is out of town, i'm home alone... fuck it
>"dude, can i get in on this too?"
>"let me talk to her"
>he gets on the myspace and asks her
>yeah she'll get another girl
>oh, ok
>next day we go to pick them up and this shopping center
>meanwhile, two other friends of ours come over and chill at my place
>when we get to the shopping center we only see two girls
>they get in the car and ask them "what's going on?"
>they say that the girl that was there for colin pussied out
>well, sucks for you colin
(sorry that was 7.1)
Story 7.2
>we get to my house and my two other friends are there, they crack up
>i should admit, these girls didn't look too good, but whatever, we were young and horny.
>we head to the upstairs part of my place to another living room, we offer them drinks and talk a bunch
>it quiets up and one of them just blurts out "so are we gonna do this?"
>uh, yes
>my girl tries to make out with me but i'm kinda grossed out so i push her off and tell her to get naked
>she says shes on her period
>"well why the fuck did you come here"
>"i dont know, i'll just suck your dick"
>she sucked my dick for about an hour
>in the meantime, i should mention colin followed us in regardless of there only being two girls
>so him and austin basically tried running a train on this girl
>except that they didn't, because austin couldn't keep it up and coling kept breaking the condoms when putting them on
>colin then asks my girl for a blowjob, i'm like whatever ok
>so while that happens and austin can't get it on, i try to see if i can fuck the other girl, but i think 3 guys was too much for her so i didn't push too much
>ask my girl to suck my dick again, so she does that for another hour
>eventually, after the other girl blowing and jerking off both of them, austin finally got it up and boned her
>i came at some point of them boning and went to the bathroom to clean up
>when i come back in my room, i see the other girl literally covered in jizz
>it was all austin, dude came a lot apparently
>we then drove them home, colin in the front seat, austin and the girls in the back
>he got a double blowjob all the way to their place
>hearing this story from my two friends from downstairs' point of view is actually still hilarious
i had a bit of a dry spell after this. dated some other girls on and off but nothing serious enough to constitute sex. the closest was when i was 17 i dated this girl who i'll call nicole. to this day i still think we will meet at some point in the future and get married. i stil like her but we met at a bad point since i was moving away for college. anyways, no sexy times until...

Story 8
>be 17 or 18
>i had already moved away for college
>came back home to visit
>i should mention, during my dry spell mentioned above, i had been talking to this girl, who i'll call alex, on IM and myspace and shit
>shes one of the few i went on one or two dates with her
>she then got a boyfriend who i knew and wasn't fond of, so i forgot about her
>but when we talked our conversations stemmed from "how is your day" to me convincing her that we should totally bone
>we agreed that next time we saw each other we'd do it
>well, i met that girl nicole and forgot about everyone else
>so we never hung out again and she started dating that guy
>when i came back to visit my first winter break from college, i found out she and the dude had broken up a few months back, so naturally i hit her up
>i had smuggled some of that synthetic weed stuff that they sold in head shops for a bit onto my flight
>i told her i had this stuff and asked if she wanted to come over one night with my friends to smoke and drink
>she said yes
>i casually mention our agreement to bone next time we met to see if that's still an option
>she says yes
>i'm so smooth
>she comes over, we smoke and shit
>at some point during the night we're sitting on one of my couches
>i ask her "do you wanna go upstairs and work on our agreement?"
>she says "sure"
>did i mention i'm really smooth?
>we go upstairs, she starts sucking my dick, i bone her really good, the substances consumed allowed me to not cum in 3 minutes
>all in all, great night
now, me and alex actually started dating shortly after and had this long distance relationship thing. we didn't see each other a lot, but when we did, we boned a lot, so i'm not going to tell all the stories as they're all pretty similar. here's a few that stand out, though.

Story 9
>one of my trips back home, we went to one of her friends house, basically to smoke weed
>we hang out all afternoon
>end of the afternoon, we decide to leave, it's about 7pm, not dark out, but not light
>as we're driving out of the community her friend lived in, i, very smoothly, ask if she wants to bone
>we pull up in this cul-de-sac and get in the back seat
>we get naked and start fucking
>really horny and want to push my luck, so i get out of the car and get her out, bend her over so her body is face down on the seats but her ass is out of the car
>we fuck like that, which at that point in my life was pretty crazy
>no one saw us, we finished and got out of there
Story 10
>for alex's birthday, her parents got her a ticket to come visit me
>i lived with my dad at this point, but he's kind of old, and didn't really give a shit if i had girls over, so he was cool with me bringing alex over for a week
>she got here and we boned the night she got there
>the second day we got some weed and walked around my neighborhood and got to this playground, smoked and spent the afternoon here
>we got really horny cause of the weed and headed home for some sexy time
>we have sex and stuff, i couldn't finish because of the weed
>so i ask her for a blowjob
>she goes at it pretty good, she's good at head
>i should mention, this girl didn't like cum, like, when we had sex i would cum inside the condom because she also didn't want it on her
>anwyays, i tell her i'm about to cum, but she keeps going
>i'm like, if you don't take your mouth off i'm cumming in your mouth
>she keeps going, and i realize, she's letting me cum in her mouth
>fuck. yes.
>i explode with the power of a thousand suns
>first time a girl swallowed my load
Story 11
>i moved out from my dad's and transferred schools to the school my hometown homies were at
>i met a girl up there who became a very long term girlfriend, we dated for 3 years
>im not sure why we dated for so long, we couldnt even have sex for the first year and a half of our relationship
>she'd give me blowjobs, but she was a virgin and we then realized she had vaginismus because my dick couldn't go in whenever we tried
>she got surgery eventually and was cool
>but before, it was not too fun
>one night at a college party we went to, we got really drunk and horny
>when we got to my room for non-sexy time i asked her if i could fuck her butt
>she was drunk and felt bad her pussy was malfunctioning so she agreed
>had anal sex for the first time
>all in all, i prefer pussy.
>she wasn't too crazy in bed so no fun stories, but she'd send me a lot of nudes and would occasionally dress up in nice lingerie for me which i enjoyed

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