I was masturbating and thought it'd be a cool idea to edge. I got a little semen out and used it as lube to finish. After that, I really needed to pee, but I couldn't cause I just jacked off. Stupid me thought that if I jacked off again it would make it easier to pee, so I jacked off again. After that I really fucking needed to pee, but I couldn't, so I decided to wait. Finally I was able to and I went. But now, my penis head has been burning for the last hour. It feels like I need to pee still but I can't, urine is just dribbling down. I'm in a lot of pain, please help me /b/.
Pic related: it's my penis head
Does it look swollen?
I'm standing in front of my toilet with my pants down letting the urine out and pushing everytime I feel more. Is this good? If I put my pants on and stop it just burns a lot. I've been doing this for over an hour!
Sit on the toilet, just push here and there, poop if you gotta, but squeeze that lemon nigger, you'll feel better in a bit, try sleeping after, drink until you have to pee again
Happens to me sometimes when I need to urinate and ejaculate. I've found it helps to "massage" out the rest of the semen out of the passageway so that none of the fluids go back down the wrong tube. In your case, just keep peeing until it goes away
I've been doing this since 11:30. It's 1:09 and the feeling is still here, although less pronounced. When I go and try and lay down my penis burns and I feel like I need to pee even more. I'm drinking water as suggested by other people.
I know what this is
If I cum when I have to pee at night, I'll wake up 20 minutes later and the tip burning sensation will happen whenever I pee, UNTIL -- I endure and drink a fuckload of water and wait for a full pee cycle. That is, don't wait until you think you have to pee, but when you REALLY have to pee. For some reason, flushing out a huge pee makes it go away, then I can sleep
TLDR: Don't orgasm when you have to piss
And go drink a bunch of water until you can do a huge pee
Okay! Thank you, I am going to try to wait to pee. I've been sitting on the toilet with lid shut while reading what to do in this thread for about 10min. I'm going to try more water and hope for the best...
I call these "Bad Faps" where the orgasm feels okay, but you feel like you gotta burning piss coming up and it really wont go away until you sleep. It's normal, and it will pass. Drink a bottle of water watch some TV or play some vidya.
what has happened is you have thc residue on your fingers after handling the weed and you've rubbed some into your japs eye and caused what i
>"call green finger are sticky cant pee out of pricky"
just wash ur hand in alcohol before you jerk it
also >>605467832 try it
Im sure its a prostate. testicular tube issue. Piss before sex or jacking off and if its bad enough take a warm shower and youll relax enough to piss. Standing forcing it is the worst you can do and youll just find yourself walking back and forth to the bathroom all night with dick pains
Yea you can't do that or you'll sit there and burn. You can't try to pee until you have to do a full blown pee. You have to wait a full cycle. drink like 24 oz of water, and wait 30-40 minutes. So go drink a bunch of water and sit on the couch and watch tv
I came here to say this.
It doesn't matter if it's your pee hole.
Run shower water over your glans. Stronger the spray the better.
This will "reset" your prostate. It's your prostate spasming that causes this.
A prostate spasm will make it feel like "I gotta pee! But only a little comes out intermittently!".
Prostate spasms suck. But they can't kill you.
OP, I experience the same thing a few times per month, I have asked doctors and they dont know what is the cause, I get the same thing, usually it starts by burning when I pee and if I jerk off the burning stays for a couple hours and it feels horrible. It's normal, it will hurt like a bitch but it will be gone ina couple hours.
Get in the shower.
Rub the top end of your dick head with the base of your palm.
It may be different for other people, but for me this instantly forces me to pee for some reason.
its what these teens do to get close to an orgasm but pussy out because they cant get a good enough feeling the first time, its like lighting the candles on a cake waiting for the birthday boy to blow them out but he runs to the bathroom last second and takes a god awful amount of time coming back while the cake is covered in fucking wax and the candles practically put themselves out. good enough explanation?