Well /b/ I had a fun evening learning about the responsibility of having zero pullout game
We went straight to Walgreen's and she took plan b about 30 minutes after.
Also I'm pretty sure I pulled out before the semen escaped, can't say 100% though. Might have gotten a rope in there
Did I kill babby /b/? This stupid pill was $54, I'm out $27, don't want to split an abortion next :( anybody ever plan b a grill and it didn't work?
I have been living off of birth control pills since my penis and balls were destroyed in bmx wreck. Basically they boost the fuck out of bodily estrogen and educe a period in males. Been living as a girl since the wreck, doctors orders.
Yeah I live off of the plan b pill. I get a whole bottle for $10 bucks (thanks insurance)
Since my nuts were obliterated my body needed either T shots which are horrid and cause balding and other shit, or I could go on that and it induces a female puberty.
Her periods gonna start this weekend too? OOOOOHHHH SHIT! Get the bitch some chocolate, not even fucking kidding. Similar situation happened with my ex and she was pretty much rampage jackson for a few days, keep your distance op
yeah I do and I can't stop playing with them, the funny thing is too that the more you message and stimulate them as they grow, the bigger they get, plus all the women in my family have dd's. If I was not a computer dunce I would make a webm but I don't know how.
so lets get this clear
>straight male gets into bmx accident
>turns into women makes the most sense?
are you into women or men now?
why did you choose woman, was it like well it's not like i have a dick anymore?
that's the most fucking disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen, I have never fucking seen a vag more wrecked than that. Like what in the actual fuck is wrong with your hygiene, if by some off chance I ended up fucking you, I would immediately fuck my dog after in order to clean my dick, then pay a five dollar hooker to polish it. Your vag ain't a pizza, get rid of that fucking crust.
I don't get your story.
You were in a BMX accident, as a result of that you had a sex change????
It's ok OP. But be nice to her because that thing more or less is going to reset her period and make her life a living hell for about a week. She's going to have a super period. If you're dating this chick I highly suggest going to your nearest Planned Parenthood and get Mirena. That shit is cash. Busting all kinds of carefree nut all up in that pussy. Good Luck.
Yes totally, and as far as the looks are concerned, I am still healing from a depth revision so I can't clean it yet. I get labaplasty next month so it will look normal bu summer for bikini season
Protip (and this goes for the rest of you ignorant faggots too): Even if you pull out 30 seconds before you cum, your precum has been leaking into her for the past 20 minutes of fucking (assuming you're not a 3 minute chump). And precum has real live sperm in it.
Take it from me, I had to learn the hard way: pullout is NOT effective birth control.
ITT: people being extremely helpful and reassuring to OP, light trolling, and a guy posting his vagina
This is the most /b/ thread ever
I'm 22 and have 2 kids (one boy who's 3, and one girl who's 1) and 1 more girl on the way.
Don't get me wrong OP, you're life will forever be changed in the most amazing way when you realize that you love somebody else 10x more than you've ever loved anything including yourself, but my possibilities in life have dwindled from infinite to like 4 things.
Plan B doesn't kill the baby, it prevents the baby from forming by blocking a step in the fusion. That's why it says on the box that it only works within 72 hours and is better taken as soon as possible to be effective. If the thing is already formed, plan B won't stop the pregnancy.
Planned parenthood is way over in the ghetto and closed at 11pm
Also, wouldn't me waiting all night to get a free pill instead of spending a not significant amount of cash be the plebian option?
Yeah I'm 30 and speeding to walgreens to buy plan b in the middle of the night, no fucking way I'm ever letting a kid leech my money and dreams away no matter how great they are to other people
The pill works very well. Expect her to have a terrible TERRIBLE period after using it. Going batshit insane is a side effect. I'm not kidding it can fuck up her hormones pretty good.
Well, it's not like she got her nut from this guy that lost his virginity less than 24 hours ago, so he may as well pony up and do the bitch a solid.
why would he pay anything. when my ex was using plan b(about 2-3 times) i made her pay for it every time lol. its worth her paying for it with the shit the bf or male is going to endure afterwards
Seriously, we both have jobs, she's not my subservient, it's 2015
When I go on dates with women I'm actually interested in we usually split the bill. In relationships we take turns paying
Being an ATM in the 21st century isn't chivalrous, it's beta
it works most of the time, it's pretty much insanely potent birth control and doesn't actually kil babby, just stops her from making eggs (with a whole fuckload of estrogen that is pretty much like shoving razors in her vagine with what it does to her body), stops the egg for being fertilized, or stops it from attaching to herr uterine wall. If all three of those happen before she takes it (which it won't in 30 minutes) she's fucked. You should be fine
ok, will do. But you probably should have pulled out before you started to ejaculate. It is possible to start ejaculating a little before you have an orgasm. You know that, right?
Pretty sure you just don't understand your body and did it wrong.
It's because people go too far before pulling out. You can't wait until you are having contractions from orgasm; you start to ejaculate before that. Have you ever tried ejaculating without having an orgasm? It's pretty fun and you can keep going and then when you cum with an orgasm it is 10 times better.
make her buy the pre-emptive the pill, its her body that grows it.
it goes the pill > pulling out > wire coat hanger.
you could have went downtown and got another bj for 54$
yeah, that one, ya know the one and only one that doesn't exist. And I don't see you inventing them for males. and given the pay gap, most of it is paid for by males anyway, same with everything else
Ha! 30yr old still chasing some dream, you're a 30 yr old child afraid of responsibility. You have to grow up to take care of a kid. 28 yr old here, 4 kids, own 3 businesses. Keep chasing those dreams and fuck up and have a kid when youre 40 so you can be 60 when your oldest turns 20. You're gonna realize then what the right decision should've been. But do what you want.
You speak like you're autistic. I didn't want to point it out incase ESL, but then I realized how misogynistic, I hate that I actually had to say that, and insecure about being male you are, and I knew you had to be aspee
Been on here for 9 years, before i started business number 1. I'm still a faggot coming in here most days, it's sad really. But I enjoy it. Anyone can come on here you know. Success doesn't mean I can't still jump on /b/ here and there
Don't attack this guy anons, he's just stuck in his situation and has to feed five people. Poor guy is backed into a corner and really wants to believe he made the right decision. It's okay anon lots of people overbreed
I did plenty from 14 to 21, and even a little after. Nothing wasted here buddy. Shit is pretty amazing actually. Make chump change at 28 with no kids or have money at 28 and growing businesses with 4 kids...easy choice.
this thread still up damn, fucking reposter
it is still healing, its STILL HEALING. I had a depth revision 2 weeks ago and I get labiaplasty in a month. If you know anything about labiaplasty its that it makes an ugly cooter look good.
I work maybe 10 hours a week, don't even have to think about how to pay my bills or feed my family. Not a concern, I was more baked into a corner staying my first business with 1 kid. That was scary shit, and yes 4 is alot. Not planned, I get it.
My uncle to me before I left for college:
This is going to be the best experience of you life. Do not get a girlfriend the first week. Have sex with every girl you possibly can, but don't get a single girl pregnant. You wanna fuck around with unprotected sex? You better have the cash in hand to pay for the abortion when it blows up in your face.
I came back from college and got a job. I never had to worry about the money, just the possible outcomes. I've had three girls take a Plan B over the years for various reasons, never thought twice about the cost.
Kids are a poor person's burden, I ain't no poor person.
This. There is only a 7-10 window each month (that's being generous) in which you can actually get pregnant. 1 day ovulation, 1 day after ovulation, and 4-5 before in which sperm cancsurvive until ovulation. Just a matter of pinpointing ovulation date, which isn't easy, so play it safe.
I have a daughter coming in 4 months. But then I am 44 and have consumed more or less every drug reasonably available and several hundred women. There comes a time /b/, there comes a time...
my ex and i would play the pullout game all the time, you just have to be very aware of your body is all. We never really had any scares outside of what would happen if a little straggler made its way in but I can say that pullout has its perks. Especially her your girl enjoys being came on.
Try no to be butthurt, people say stupid shit here and don't mean anything by it we all now you're just as much of social fucktard as anyone else here. So just get called aspie a few times and take out your aggression at childhood peers on strangers, they can take it here.
my girlfriend and i were high as fuck one night, i was pounding the hell out of her and we didn't know for sure if i came in her ass or her pussy because she was riding me. it was dark and all we say was dripping. better safe than sorry we bought plan b the morning after. i still think it was anal
Yea it works. I bought my ex one the night after. She didn't get pregnant, but her period that month was like the Apocalypse and Armageddon mixed together. I was fucking pissed that ONE pill cost me $55
Make sure she took that shit in front of you. Let loose inside some nasty latina and fucked her cum filled pussy two more times, for effect. After we picked plan B up from the pharmacy, she said she'd take the pill soon as she got home...I ran to my house, got a glass of water and told that bitch to drink it right in front of me. TAKE NO CHANCES OP.
About once a month I cum deep in my gf because she asks for it because apparently she likes it or whatever and we always split the plan b pill the next morning and it works well so far so I'm happy with it.
Please, someone tell me this thread has been capped and archived...
This is the best thing I've seen in a while.
Awesome because I feel like I'm a pornstar because she begs for it and I'm all like yeah baby you want me to cum deep in your pussy and she basically screams yes so now I know why