lets have "best greentexts" thread /b/
im looking for the story about the battle of the crows
I thought I was the only person who did that.
>At grocery store.
>Bump into a dude I used to sorta be friends with.
>Roped into awkward Smalltalk.
>He asks what's new?
>Pockets are too full of spaghetti to really think of anything.
>"Just living in the past, hehe..."
>Gives me a funny look.
>Notice he has a baby in the cart.
>Words fall out of my mouth before I can even think.
>"MMMMM THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING BABY"
>He doesn't say anything.
>Panic and hold up the summer sausage in my hand and make spaceship noises.
>He makes a 'wtf' face.
>Bump into him 3 more times in the next 10 minutes.
I did almost exactly the same thing with salt. I ate an entire huge big shaker of salt and they had to take me to the hospital and get my stomach pumped. Having them shove a tube down your throat into your stomach and seeing the stomach stuff being sucked out of you at age 9 is kinda messed up
>Having them shove a tube down your throat into your stomach and seeing the stomach stuff being sucked out of you at age 9 is kinda messed up
Eating an entire shaker of salt is kinda messed up.
A tiny bit of greentext, but still good as well.