I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
fucking animals is bad. but all honestly.. i'd fuck a dolphin if i had the opportunity..
I wonder if this is a real post or OP just watched Dolphin Lover.
Well sure if a human dick is just too big for a dolphin to the point where it would harm it then actual sex couldn't be done, but there's still no reason why people couldn't suck off/eat out dolphins or otherwise screw around sexually.
Dolphins are better hung than humans
Good, maybe one could take me.
Why is consenting sex between two species a bad thing? Both parties come out of it happy. I fail to see the issue besides the whole 'EW its just WRONG' argument.
What a pleb. We're all animals, and nature had provided for our inter species mingling with genetics, making it impossible to reproduce this way naturally (unless closely related, but even then offspring are sterile). So there really is no problem I see with it as long as both enjoy themselves :^)
wow. you just blew my mind. I'm convinced. go fuck all the wild animals you can get to consent root you. i mean if you can't fuck anyone in your own species why not broaden your horizons.
Dolphins vs Women
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in the vagina. women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, buy enjoy doing it
>Dolpphins do not mind if you f*ck another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you f*ck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So, /b/, why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?
> shut-in, college dropout
> live with mother
> she constantly lectures me
> says i'm smart
> say's i could have achieved so much if i applied myself
Woah no wai mane. And here I was thinking I'm safe from posting in an actual pasta thread. Like, there is totally not many of those around...
>expecting each thread to be OC
>past time to kill the self
I don't care if it's a pasta or not. This thread gave me a goal that I will work on in order to achieve it. It motivated me to think about earning more money, so that I can afford a house with a special dolphin pool and then afford an actual dolphin. I will take care of it and fuck it endlessly every day after work until the end of my life.
I shall succeed. Wish me luck, /b/.
“What is this?” Mickey whispers, soft enough to sound threatening but loud enough for Pluto to prick up his ears in attention. “Well?” Mickey appears to want an answer. Pluto mimes that what Mickey is in fact holding is a newspaper and then smiles broadly. “No, this isn’t a newspaper, this is shit.” Mickey begins to roll the newspaper into a cylinder again. “And where does shit belong, Pluto?” The dog points towards the toilet, “Nope that’s not it, come here and I’ll show you.” Obeying its master, Pluto trots to Mickey’s side.
Mickey lifts Pluto’s wiry tail, revealing the tight, puckered lips of the dog’s arsehole. He licks his index finger and inserts it inside. Pluto whimpers slightly, the cold finger of his master rubbing the inner rim of his anus a foreign experience; it begins to arouse him, strengthening his veined penis, causing his tongue to slide to the left of his mouth and saliva to accumulate in the pup’s gaping mouth.
What the fuck are these greentext portions? I'm not a toddler that can't process too much information, fucking post it all in one post. I don't even remember the beginning of your shitty story anymore.
“You like that, Pluto? You like my finger in your ass?” Mickey begins to wriggle his index finger. This causes Pluto to writhe in pleasure at Mickey’s side. “You like me inside you Pluto? You enjoy this?” Pluto nods dramatically, the broad smile and sleepy eyes providing all the information Mickey needs. Picking up the soggy newspaper, already rolled into a tight cylinder, Pluto awaits the aforementioned task.
Mickey removes his index finger, much to Pluto’s distaste, forces Pluto to spread his legs and begins to tease his rump with the tube of wet news. Stroking the lips with the soft pages, watching the dog’s penis reach the pinnacle of arousal and throb as he baits Pluto’s shit-hole.