ITT: Penis Inspection Day stories
>be in 10th grade
>have had P.F. Chang's for the past month due to extraordinary circumstances when it comes to hanging out with friends
>try to shit the day before penis inspection day
>tfw I haven't shit in 2 weeks
>there's so much built up shit that it gets clogged
>welp, I'll try again tomorrow
>wake up early that morning so that I can dress nice for penis inspection day
>Right before lunch they call in all the guys for penis inspection
>our school was a little poorer, so to speed things up they had everyone undress in the locker room and wait for their turn naked
>everyone's looking around checking out eachothers dicks
>I found out that day that I have a chode
>I thought that 1 inch flaccid/3 inch hard was normal
>This is embarrassing
>As it's nearing my turn I feel the P.F. Chang's rumble in my stomach
>The great continent of shitty asian food is visibly moving inside my lower abdomen
>oh god no not now
>painstakingly get up and walk slowly to nurse to not trigger any bowel movements
>the nurse first visibly inspects my dick. Gives me 7/20 for size
>tfw GPA is gonna go down
>she goes in for the physical
>I had never had a girl touch my dick before, and I hadn't masturbated in three weeks
>Immediately get hard
>Stomach starts growling at sudden change
>Nurse does not notice due to amazingly small chode
>After the twenty seconds it takes her to feel around for bumps I'm past the point of no return
>I blow a load all over her face
>as I do that, my anus gives up its fight to keep pandora's box closed
>Shit comes out of my ass like a garden hose
>Five guys were in the splash zone and were covered in shit
>The load in the stunned nurse's face falls down and mixes with P.F. Chang shit
>Everyone is screaming at what had just unfolded, as the locker room floor now had about 7 pounds of shit on it
>The nurse calms down, then gives me a 15/20 for presentation
>mfw they called me Shitty Chode Load for the rest of highschool
Back when they believed that the size of your hands can be used to determine the size of your dick they used finger boxes in order to prevent complaints
But now that it's disproven they have to check the penis itself
yea PID was pretty big in our school, and we usually had to bring in our finger boxes to show off to the girls
I went to school in upstate NY
We had a nuts inspection day. Basically they'd check for a hernia or some shit. Was pretty regular back then. When I moved to california everyone thinks I'm crazy and we all got molested
Canadafag here how barbaric are some regions of the states that they don't event have penis inspection day?
Genital health is just as important as oral health.
I think they looked at our dicks too, cant remember
Have you ever wondered why girls that you think are interested in you suddenly stop talking to you?
They checked your dick size and found it was 2 inches.
Don't skip Penis Inspection Day
>Get to school early
>play yuh-gi-oh with friends outside near the field
>Very windy day
>Notice some tents going up
>Ask "What are those tents for?"
>friend says "It's Penis Inspection Day"
>MFW I didn't clean my penis before I came to school
>Dash off to bathroom to scrub under all my foreskin
>Run into bathroom
>Filled with dozens of other guys who are also cleaning their dicks
>MFW I cant get to the sink
>There is a line out the door now
>bell rings for class
>There is a panic as the kids in the bathroom who have gym first period furiously scrub their dicks
>Hall monitors come in and shoo everyone off to class
>MFW gym is second period for me.
>Try to go to the bathroom
>"you should have gone before class anon"
>decide to go clean up in the locker room
>Locker rooms are closed for penis inspection day
>Nervous as fuck
>cant stop shaking while my friends line up to get inspected
>8/10 nurse guides me into inspection room
>shaking like a crying baby who just wont shut up
>Nurse pulls down my pants
>pubescent boner alert
>pulls back foreskin
>she takes a few notes
>grabs a tape measurer
>gust of wind
>tent gets blown up
>Everyone can see my penis
>Everyone can see my penis next to tape measurer
>covered in smegma
>nicknamed Skinny Peter
>have to move schools
3 inches flaccid and 6 inches erect isn't bad right?
I also shaved my pubes today for the second time. I swear it took me like twenty minutes, it was ridiculous. It smooth like a baby's ass though.
Don't know why I shared that with you, I figured I had to tell someone.
This is the notification we got for penis inspection day at my highschool
Another topic: females
Are they worth the time and effort? I mean, you could pour love and trust into her and the entire time she could have been cheating on you and has been taking advantage of you.
These thoughts cross my mind when I think about getting a girlfriend.
>tfw you will never get you penis inspected by an 8/10 nurse
I have never understood these threads
Most people on here are too old for when "penis inspection day" would have occurred
So it isn't going to worry or unnerve them
So you're basically all just crafting fake stories about having your junk inspected and sharing them with eachother?
And you fucking wonder why society doesn't accept you Jesus Christ
>Most people on here are too old for when "penis inspection day" would have occurred
Don't kid yourself 70% of the userbase is underage
And the amount of shit that gets reposted off of here into reddit and shit makes it seen by even more underage kiddies
>crafting fake stories
They're not fake. I had friends who had to redo senior year because they skipped PID
A simple google search tells you penis inspection day is fake but this humor isn't lost on me
It's just weird how everybody jerks themselves off to these posts and bounce off eachother when there is literally no one to fool
70% of the userbase may be underage but this penis inspection day seems to be for people in the average of 10 - 16
You can't tell me all these 10 - 16 year olds are trap loving sexual deviants quoting Nietzsche in Christian vs atheist threads
It's real. Out of the blue, when you are occupied doing school work in the classroom, your name will be called and you must go to the school basement, where the nurses office is and you'll return to the classroom 30 min later giggling.
> I've had friends who have to redo senior year
> mfw when this guy thinks that he has friends
Kek at all the fags believing this ruse and questioning why it's happening