You've woken up in a mysterious, lush forest. Beside you is a riverbed with a shaky bridge leading you to somewhere unfamiliar. 23, 04 or 94 decides what to do next.
With your sudden realization that your mission is to take control over the mountainous region of Czechoslovakia, Sudetenland for your Nazi regime, it dawns on you that weaponry will be necessary. Scurrying through the local surroundings you manage to forge your own hammer made with rocks, sticks and string.
29, 04 and 95 decide what to do next.
Rolling and derailing
As you sit here with your axe in hand pondering how you managed to wake up in this forest. How many people have I left behind? What will become of me?
33, 24, 03, 92, 48, 69, and 12 decide what to do next.
Rolling. Ponies are.less gay than this thread
Rolling u faggot
Rolling. Oh look op increased odds to 7:100
So much fucking better.Faggot
Rolling why the fuck are we still here
MODS QUICK MODS MODS WTF MODS.MODS COME QUICK MODS HEY MODS MODS WHERE ARE YOU MODS MODS! HEY MODS.WHERE ARE THE MODS MODS MODS COME ON MODS HURRY UP MODS MODS QUICK MODS.
OP IS BEING A FAGGOT, PLS BAN HIM? K thxbai
MODS MODS WHOLEY SHIT MODS MODS!!!
OP is being a faggot, pls disaplin kthxbai
It was a painful ordeal but you managed to brutally behead a squirrel and use its skin as a cloak. Attaching the squirrel's head to the hammer has given it the enchantment of rabies. Damage to enemies now grants bonus damage and inflicts rabies.
You are now scratchy and bloody however. You are now deciding what your next plan of action should be. Is that natives spying on my across the river?
Post ending in 3 decides what to do next.
You must be new here.
You venture in to the Spooky Cave. In search of a shiny Diglett you come across something perhaps more interesting. A native is begging for your help. How did he get here? Who has imprisoned him?
Post ending in 9 decides what to do next.
This. Teeth increase damage. Look for feathers next.
Also make an exoarmour suit from his skeleton, with the joints held together by the loops of the chain. It will look epic.
fuck frog in the anus
Disregarding his plea for rescue, you have smashed NigNog's face in with your Squirrel Hammer. Using his teeth you have successfully forged a Nig Smasher. +50 strength +40 durability.
In the process you have acquired the enhancement 'Aids' to your equipped weapon. Every basic attack against an enemy emits a slow burning damage which inattended to over time results in death.
With your upgraded weapon to you wander back outside, or do you venture deeper in to Spooky Cave?
Post ending with 9 decides.
Let's discuss plot whilst we wait, is our.character going to stop the evil CERN from destroying the world with black holes? Or is he going to.exact revenge on world for some reason?
All winrars are mine so far,dunno how I managed that, must be the power of ponies
Combining flame, acid piss and the corpse of NigNog the native has successfully created not one, but two warpholes. I know going to CERN Facility is my best bet to annex Sudetenland but perhaps there is something in the other warpholle that will better prepare me for what I know is my destiny
After all, I do know the method of making warpholes now and can go to CERN whenever I please (given the ingredients are around). That said, who knows where this mysterious second warphole will take me.
Post ending in 9 decides.
jump in the cern warp whole when you get there hail the scientists and tell them that if they don't help you to annex sudetenland you'r gonna kill them by za pover of nazi rabies aids axe known as the nig smasher
how about you make some oc from time to time and understand that it takes effort to make a good one, and no, posting pics of your ex gf isn't OC it's just a picture of some stupid whore,
Are you saying being white doesn't automatically make us pure unharmable angels and that the cleansing power or fire would dare harm us? Cause if theres no nig in us to burn the fire wouldn't harm us. Unless you're saying you got some nig in you. That what you're saying? Huh? got some nig in ya? Huh boy? Maybe it was ya mommy? Or maybe theres just some nigger dick still hanging inside your ass. Faggot.
GUYS GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT WE CAN CREATE WARP HOLES EVERYWHERE
here's how it goes.. when we killed the nig nog we mixed the rabies with the aids.. then we set the nig nog on fire and pissed on it.. it's
so we have the nig smasher= AIDS+Rabies.. we can piss whenever we want we just need to find fire and we can create another warp hole
Through the 3rd wormhole you somehow manage in to the residence of the Kardashian residence. A visibly unimpressed Kanye is staring at you, as Kim, nursing her baby, East West, is shocked.
You know that between the two of them, they are potentially the wealthiest couple in America, and have an abundance of resources that could be put towards your cause. You also know that Kanye's nigger heritage is exactly what is needed to create another wormhole.
Bonus notes: Kim and Kanye immune to Aids enhancement however Kanye particularly susceptible to Nig Smasher.
Post ending in 12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 64, 73, 83, 95, 03 decides. (I was doing this in procrastination with some programming work but you're getting the post numbers too easily so I need a bit of time, sorry).
Pee on them to create a warphole inside of them that leads to fortknox's gold stash. Take as much as possible then rewrite the will to make you heir. Become rich and famous rapper.
>create pool of nigger blood
>Drink as much water as possible
>Use squirrel skin to carry more water
>Create portal to hell
>Smash niggers, teleport into nuke base
>Find nigger guard, drag him to hell, torture him for codes
>Travel back to nuke base, nuke Sudentenland
Kill kayne and nig breed baby use them plus part of their wealth to upgrade nig smasher with scientist killing gear, and use kim as a breeding ground for nig children with nig semen left in remains of fallen nig, head to sern
>we need to anex not destroy sudentenland..
WAIT, does anyone remember the thread about Ebola giving people superpowers?
MAYBE IT'LL GIVE US SUPERPOWERS
WE NEED TO GET TO AFRICA
INPUT ERROR, ACTION NOT ACHIEVABLE.
Warpholes crafted by a combination of Acid Urine, Fire and Nigger.
For Warphole, Kanye or another source of Nigger must be killed. Fire must also be acquired.
Post ending in 12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 64, 73, 83, 95, 03 decides.
Step back through warphole light crotch on fire step back to kanye cut him into strips so we have more nigger flesh for other warpholes. Use previous invalid fortknox winrar then come back and buy a lighter with our new fortune.
>Gain respect from General nigger kanye
he entrusts you with the honorable love of his daughter East West
He gives you the secret of Niggering
>You now have the key to teleporting without the need of killing a nig nog because you are half nig nog (penis wise)
I told you earlier we're divine white angels and the holy cleansing power of fire is on our side and would never hurt us. Also only our crotch hair is on fire. Think of it as the burning bush for moses or whoever.
Things have not gone to plan! In your attempt to light your pubic hair and reenter the warphole to harness Kanye's nigger magic, you have engulged the Kardashian residence in flames. In the heat of everything you swiftly think to take East West as the opportunity struck. Knowing you only have a few seconds to get out of there without them noticing, you head for the back exit and make your way out of their home and in to the streets of California. Knowing you are probably being looked for, you must hang low or risk failing your mission you were destined for. Perhaps this baby can be leveraged in some way...
Inventory notes: Your penis has burnt off, and your rabies enhancement will shortly be cleared.
Post ending in 12, 23, 34, 56, 64, 95, 03 decides.
You have succesfully managed to attach East West's biggest finger to replace your penis. In the process East West has passed away, losing the potential value you had of holding the most wealthy baby in America. Your Rabies enhancement has also diminished.
Post ending in 56, 64, 73, 83, 95, 03 decides.
Create wormhole from east weat corpse, smash with the nignog to convert it to a time wormhole andtravel back in time to post >>605901830
Resume search for shiny
diglett to invade Sudetenland
We piss nigger blood, urine fusions now. look for another squirrel kill and harvest for rabies enhancements and kill birds for feathered crown plus their enhancements, and open portal to Cern