Am I going to die /b/? Also, wtf thread
They are pretty much pimples. Some hurt to pop and others are painless. I have gotten some good ones that end up spraying on the ceiling. Other than that they are nearly impossible to pop using my fingers without constantly picking at it.
Eww just imagine all those fucks fapping to that though
>I have gotten some good ones that end up spraying on the ceiling
buddy of mine got one of these. just one though. and since im in medical school and he has no insurance he decided to ask me how to take care of it
2 pitchers of beer and one razor blade held over a flame later.... pop
dont be a pussy op just pop them/ cut them
Don't feel bad OP, I've got the same shit just not as bad. Only have 2 as big as most of the ones in that pic, rest are about half that size. If I notice them immediately I can typically get em before they turn into anything major. The ones I can't pop.. I've had for years.
Went to the doc, he didn't even know what they were and wanted me to go to a urologist. But I didn't want to deal with that.. did some research online and figured out what they were. If it gets worse, I'll hit up the doc again.
So have you popped a big one? I've never tried piercing one to see what would happen.
I have and have several appointments for surgery. If I understand correctly, they will be peeling my sack like an orange piece by piece, then stretching my skin over and sewing it up.
Yeah... luckily I have a long term girlfriend that doesn't give fuck otherwise I would think about something like that but right now just doesn't seem worth getting my sack cut to get rid of the ones I have.. fuuuuck that.
I would suggest trying to get rid of it sooner than later. I feel like the longer I have mine the harder they get so.. probably just ensuring you will need medical assistance to remove it if you wait long enough.
Yes my parents and current gf have. She doesn't mind them since she is a nurse and sees all kinds of shit. I dragged them across one of my friend's hot pockets though. It burned.
I went through all of that as well. Finally ended up with a surgeon. I have poked them with needles but takes a while for them to pop. Also, I go too far and poke myself in the process sometimes. Don't do it haha
OP JESUS CHRIST GO TO THE FUCKING ER RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Well if OP wont deliver enjoy this
could be worse....
you could be black
Here goes nothing /b/ if I lose my sack will you pay for fake dog balls?
srs comment here you will live enough to become a freak those lil things are harmless till you grow one on a critic zone (Throat, head , heart, belly,torax) this will interrupt normal process on your body breathing digesting blood pumping leading to dead this disease its called Von Recklinghausen
/b/ this is why I love you. Such a fickle mistress but when you put oh, oh boy you fucking put out.
HOLY NIGGER LOVING SATAN YES BAHAHAHHAAHHAHAFUCKINGGODDAMNIT!!
well after 6 years on /b/ i thought i was immune to anything making me uncomfortable i have never been more wrong
I'm just curious whether there the skin will shrink down and if it will be noticeable after you are done in a few days? Since I just have one the size of that and the rest are far less noticeable.. I'm tempted to do it myself.
Moral of the story: Take a little extra time to wash your balls, kids.
YES!!! THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!! Op you are a god among insects! Praised by your holy, pus laden ballsack!
Someone dump some Nurgle pictures in this bitch. You two need to record it!
Doctor here, you have a severe case of sebaceous cysts of the scrotum, it's not life threatening, but you will need to go to an office to get the appropriate medicine if you wish to have IT controlled, it's infected hair folicules.
I would have to stop and pick up something to do the piercing part of this at the store tomorrow before I could attempt it. Don't have any needles or thumbtacks handy at the moment.
I'm going to be honest.
When I saw OP's pic I immediately thought this would be some shopped pic and a fucking troll.
But god damn. I mean god. fucking. damn.
Never in my life have I see such a disgusting atrocity. OP's sack literally looks like a fucking brain covered in tumors.
And what MOST of all baffles me?
He has a fucking GIRLFRIEND who, when sucking his dick, had her face LITERALLY RIGHT BESIDE THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING CYST HIVE
God damn op. I legit feel sorry for you. You only get one life and you can already scratch a ruined sack off the list. Keep on truckin. Don't let it define you. Any man would hate to be in this position. Hope all ends well.
We've found something even more next level than anal prolapse play..
Testicle Cyst Worship.
OP, squeeze your cystsacks together and have your girlfriend tonguefuck the tumor cleavage.
If when my girlfriend went to blow me for the first time, I had pulled down my boxers and I my ballsack had looked like OP's... There is NO FUCKING WAY she would sucked my dick.
Not with THAT slapping against her chin
I feel no sadness friend. Believe it or not I don't feel self conscious anymore. Not since high school. Only one person has to see these constantly and she has no issue at all. Nurses man.
how a normal nutssack should look just to let you know
Thanks for making me feel a little better about mine OP :-)
Is this an std or what the fuck man? Someone please tells me what the fuck is going on
You don't have much time left OP
RIP in peace
You fucking rock OP. You're the one and only OP not faggot. They don't make many of you but God damnit when you show your balls, /b/ brightens right up. Hoping for vids in the future.
Ummmmmmmmmmmm... OP you need to find some fire... Like fire from the pits of hell, type fire...yeah.
OOOOOOOOOOOOO I hope OP is popping them all on video right now, so we can watch and enjoy later. OP, please do if you aren't already.
I'd probably an hero before I even got to the point that there was a female on her knees, blissfully oblivious of what horror awaits her innocent eyes when my boxers descend below my shaft.
By the time op pops all those he'll fill this up
Why did I have to come across this thread whilst beating my dick?
I was so close to finishing that I just decided to go through with it while scrolling in this thread.
Not going to lie. I'm not sure how to feel after cumming to a giant oozing nutsack cyst.
I had one of these once, just one. It was when I was in 9th grade and I didn't have very good hygiene: I'd shower but not actually use soap on my junk most of the time. Anyway I got one of those a'm 90% sure it was from not washing. I popped it, proceeded to scrub my balls with soap for at least 5 minutes every shower, it's never happened again. Try that OP?
OP be honest, we are asking you seriously now.
Did you get these because you neglect washing your balls? Admit the truth.
I do a lot of sports and my curse is if i don't shower immediately after i will get ass sits. a while ago i started using a benzol peroxide soap and a really coarse brush on my ass and i don't get them anymore. i also use this baby powder type stuff. except its the mainly version and sort of smells like deoderant. keeps it all dry down there. think you should do the same.
and dip you nutsuck into some peroxide or something lol.
Honestly, the only scenario where I see OP feeling confident enough about not having a girl throwing up her guts all over his disgusting cyst hive of a sack is that her face is pretty much beat as a fucking truck and she is ass looking enough to actually NOT immediately be thrown off by seeing something that resembles her face.
Idk why but i find this picture statisfying
I have gotten a couple awesome sebaceous cysts on my shoulder at the end of my delt. That's pretty easy to clean and yet i was able to squeeze about and 18in rope of sebum. Shit was cash but not because it was unwashed.
nah man, get a coarse brush or cloth, and a soap with peroxide or something similar in it. scrub twice a day and make sure your ass gets some breathing time they will go away in a week. you might have scares for a while but who cares maybe tan your ass. the main thing is no pain when sitting.