im getting tired, even though I didn't contribute to much
Delivery other kills, retk comebacks, or chuckles left thread to early to miss any after
I dunno about absorbing when its dry but I knew this guy who apparently ran from the cops while having lsd on him. I guess he ran in front of someones yard with sprinklers and they fucked him up, people call him Radio because he makes the static noise like a radio constantly.
>LOOK MOM I POSTD IT AGAIIINN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAHAHAH LELELEL LE EPIC TROLD U ALL AGAIN
>only le tough guys who can handle gore and being mean to people can stay in my secret internet clubhouse!
Nice trips. But can you handle my dubs?
>implying that post wasn't fiction
Seriously though, if someone is using /b/ and expects to not get replies like that they clearly don't know shit about this place.
I personally don't like saying, "kill yourself", even on here. On /b/ though, I expect people to say that to me and everyone else. I just don't care what some Anon has to say.
The key is knowing your company and not giving a fuck what people say, especially here.
If you really take anyone's insults on /b/ seriously, you're gonna have a bad time.
>yfw only newfags place value on /b/'s 'values' (apparently, being an asshole is one of them)
>yfw you realize you're a faggot
Because of retards like you, posting banana is still being funny. Good job you dumb fuck.
>"because of retards like you"
So what's it like being autistic?
Also, funniest image you'll see all day.
>mfw I just realized you think anyone gives a fuck about newfags
>being this new
nigging ain't easy!
get a load of this guy
hey buddy, you ever heard of moon walking before?
Where's the one of these that you made yourself?
>mfw this faggot got 20 replies and thinks he needs to post this shit in every ylyl thread
>wasn't funny then
>isn't funny now
>it's pretty sad actually
Can anyone post the autist 9gag memes webm?
>MOM I NEED MEMES TO LIVE
idk why but i love this.
I lost my shit. Good one!
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Are you a fucking downy or something? Did you fucking fail at high school and drop out just to become a fucking loser? All that shit and you can't even understand a fucking simple joke a 5 year old could decipher. What a fucking faggot
>MFW when an army soldier refers to a drill sergeant as a drill instructor
>MFW morning accountability formation is at 0730
>MFW an O3 is addressing a basic training AM accountability formation
>MFW an E4 corporal is in BCT