Hey /b/ i asked out this girl and she hasn't responded in 5 days. what do i do?
Pic is me
Ok ive written an email. Does this sound ok??
Ive called you today but im not sure if your phone is broken or if you changed your number or something. I hope your internet is online so that we can talk over facebook and stuff. Tell me if your internet is offline.
Also in case you didn't see it the first time Do you want to go out?
You shouldn't call her for one and you shouldn't say shit for two even if you do.
When someone doesn't call you back, it means don't quit your day job.
This chick probably has less of her shit together than you do and is likely a MESS.
That aside she's probably a freak in the sheets and is open to sexual advances if you're skinny and emo like she is.
That's all you really need to brain this chicken, skinniness and to be emo/whatever this bird is.
Oh shit wait that's OP!?
I though that was the chick's pic LMAO my bad my bad I know girls who do like like that.
Look man you look like you jerk off to A7X and shit so ima be real frank and shit.
If this bitch ain't some A7X wannabe you ain't gonna fuck her guaranteed.
If she didn't reply the first time she's not into you.
Unfortunate, I know, but it's just something girls do. They are the dumbest and most wicked beings on this planet. And they're really fucking illogical and stupid. Let it be, or else she'll call you a creep, and she'll tell all her snotty bitch friends you're a weirdo, and it'll get around the school you're a weirdo, and then you'll either an hero or shoot up your school, and quite frankly, i'd rather see 14 year old op cut off his 80's metallica hair and start lifting to bang hotties. Guys with long hair don't get girls nowadays bro. you're 20 years off your mark. Unless you can grow a rightous beard, it works.
OP don't you dare think about cutting your hair no matter what these other faggots say. You look like a chill dude, and if she hasn't replied after 5 days then you need to move on. You're a good lookin dude, so keep your eyes open OP
I GOT A RESPONSE! Ok ok here what it says
Sorry yeah we changed our phone number ill give it to you when i get a chance. Sorry about that.
What should i do now?!?!?! I think she forgot to read the part where i asked her out!