Hi /b/. Pilotfag here. Gonna be co-pilot on a plane from Barcelona to Düsseldorf tomorrow. 69 decides what i do. Will deliver.
Grab mic: ' This is co-pilot Anon. There is absolutely no fault with our engines! I repeat, there is no danger at all, no problems whatsoever with the engines!'
That'll scare the shit out of your passengers.
No you are not, what are you rated on?
>dude is full of shit.....but do this
Pretend you don't know the mic is on and then start a horrific conversation with the main pilot about how you beat your wife and hate feminism then after a few minutes say,
"SHIT! The mic is on!"
Then turn it off and don't say another word the rest of the flight.
prove jet fuel melts steel beams...
Satan, I didn't know you would be in this thread
no he knocks out the CO-pilot as in the other guy in the cockpit because i would imagine the other guy flying wouldnt be down for a barrel roll and would try to stop him
i dont want OP to crash at all, just do a barrel roll
Pretend you are driving a train the whole time. Tell the passengers where the board restaurant is, and land on every small airport because its a rural small train. And remind the stewardesses via microphone to continously shovel coal for enough steam. When you land, call out: we reached düsseldorf main station. descend to the right.
Perhaps he needs to program the autopilot for the barrel roll and engage autopilot, then knock himself out
When the pilot goes for a pee, lock the door. When he comes back keep the door locked. After 5 minutes open the door and say "I'm just fucking with ya"
you do know you are fucking retarded for posting this right? Enjoy losing your 6 figure salary
how about you wait until captain leaves for a piss. You lock the cockpit door and start a landing descent. And you keep breathing calmly like its just another day, while landing the plane on a mountain. You should try, theres no fucking copilot whos ever done that i think. But you should really lock the door because the faggot captain will surely try to interveine.
Howerver good luck
cant put my finger in it, but i think ive read this somewhere...
Well, there were some an heroes after being bullied here, so ifvthe dude "only" does a barrel roll, kills nobody and lands safely, he would probably juat loose his job 4ever and the fuss would lay down eventually.
Fools the whole lot of you.
>Thinking OP is a real pilot and not some dick-sucking faggot using mom's computer.