Anyone been caught fapping before? Either by a family member, friend, or just another person in general?
Tell us your story, Anon.
oh dayum son, she at least buy you any porn?
Not sure if i was actually caught, but I'll share anyway.
>be around 15
>parents divorced, used to live with mom but moved
>visiting mom over a break
>up late every night on my computer in my room
>fapping around one in the morning one night
>notice a Co2 capsule on my desk looks like it could fit in my ass pretty easily
>middle of summer in Texas, room is hot af
>didn't see giant hole in screen
>cat escapes through the hole, fights a stray
>the sound wakes up my mother
>she comes to see if I accidentally let him out through the hole
>hear door open
>cover with blanket, mash alt+f4
>had backup tab open, so no suspicion
>mom has me get up from computwr and look for cat
>stealthily pulled pants up
>Co2 cartridge still in ass
>mfw I had to help my mother find our cat in the middle of the night with a Co2 cartridge up my ass
gg anon, gg
lol teh fuck, never read the file name
good shit, nothing like innocent sibling teasing
not sure if funny or terrifying hahaha smooth anon
Bryci, Talia Sheppard, Katie Banks, have fun, be sure to come back with your story, make it a good one ;P
I got walked in on once
On phone so hopefully anons appreciate
>go to Cali,USA for summer break
>I meet up with distant friends of the family that we consider family
>I meet my "aunt,uncle,cousins"
Heres the thing though. 4chan got me into trannys and traps and all that faggy shits right?
>12~am (3 am to body clock)
Will continue cause fingers hurt
I got caught by my mom last week riding a suction cup dildo while in full trap regalia. All she did was close the door, then an hour later she combed my hair and gave me some of the face cream and showed me how to put it on. The next day she gave me a whole bunch of her clothes she never wears. All and all it was a win.
>need fap, mom's home
>stealth mode activated
>one earphone in, radar is on
>door flies open
>immediate click on X, slap underwear up over cock, in split second
>stare at mom for the longest 6.43 seconds of my life
>I can hear my blood pumping like an 808, I'm sweating, then she breaks the silence
"... It smells in here"
>she walks towards my window and opens it
>she leaves and closes door
>abort fap and try to sleep
caught by my sister once
>Just about to cum
>watching some really good chick assfucking
>thinking I was alone (besides mom sleeping other end of house)
>Just as I cum, door swings open, my sis be standing there
>Says something random, cant hear cuz porn and mid orgasm
>she left, my room was dark besides the tv glare of the porno, not sure if she saw anything
>Turns out she was drunk, had just come home from a party
>She never mentioned anything, have to assume she never saw anything
>why not just jerk off to go to sleep?
Ill never forget I was watching a yasmin lee video of her as an egyptian goddesse or something
>watching it, i brought moisterizer and my napkin(uncut but I like the way it feels,back off hombre)
>i thought my earbuds was connected to it so I can hear it and no one else
>my aunt was an insomniac so she couldnt sleep
The kitchen is connected to the bathroom by a short hallway but far from bedrooms
>im a horny teen that forgot to lock the bathroom door
>while im watching the video she just opens the door but silently and slowly
>im not even aware cause im in the zone until she taps my shoulder
I completely freak the fuck out
Rest give me a sec
I had a very very close call
>Be me in basement
>grab dad's laptop
>pull out little rocket
>redtube is my fetish
>going hard when mom gets mom
>whatevs she wont come down
>hear door to stairs open
>struggle to pull up pants all the way
>doesn't cover throbbing cock
>place laptop to cover
>luckily the chair was big so the side of my ass was in the chair
>mom sits across from me and talks for like 20 minuets
actually its maxine but thanks, plus you can't see my chromosomes when I walk by
Fap ninja, but perhaps she knew...and just to levitate the awkwardness randomly opened your window lol
Mmmm those asses tho, and you're lucky
Everyone knows that heart attack feeling, please continue
yes, yes it is
gawd dayum son, the speed we can move when the need arises is amazing, fkn well played
roomate in college, recently my neighbor caught me because i came home early and they were supposed to walk my dog lol. they came to walk dog i was fapping.
>she literally says
Do you need help with that? Your jacking off to a dude who looks like a girl with a huge dick fucking a guy in the ass.
>I come from a deeply religious close family so now that she knows im watching porn,masturbating AND to gay sex
>im frozen embarrased and scared as all hell
again she goes
Do you need help with that?
>i go what do you mean?
>she grabs my shoulder and says
Well all boys are very sexually excited so it makes sense to jack off, but come on? Two dudes are fucking eachother, do you like that anon?
She goes to ask me if I had any girlfriends and if I had sex yet
>i tell her 2 and ive only gotten my dick sucked(teethy and it was horrible nvrmind that)
She says okay that's fine
She asks me again if I need help
>i feel completely anxious still and cant believe this is happening so I say yes in a higher pitch
>she asks me to pass the moisterizer and proceeds to jack me off
jesus auto correct...
Was in the living room, 13, no one home, totally naked watching VH1 fashion shows. Runway models do it for me big time. Dad gets home and walks in on me. Change the channel and cover up with a magazine, but it's not a mag, it's Victoria's Secret. Tried to say, "Just reading magazines" but Dad obviously knew what's up. He says nothing, just goes to his room and I didn't talk to him all day.
oh sheit you lucky guy, wish that would've happened to me, or something like it...(not the whole gay porn/conversation though, but whatever floats your boat man, no judge) <3
Love her ass, but yea, it is a bit strange, she is just an unusual girl all together
did he at least buy you a proper nude mag after?
>im shaking as bad as a Parkinsons patient
>she gets a little angry and as to relax and that your moving too much
>im like okay, i try but noticeable shakiness is noticeable
>she keeps going at it and I cant help feeling so fucking good(but still anxious)
>i didnt tell her about how the my only blowjob sucked with teeth but she says
Im going to suck your dick, is that okay anon?
>again feeling good and still anxious I tell her sure go for it
>puts her tounge and starts moving it around my tip
>holy fucking shit this feels amazing
I've never been caught. Sometimes it's been close, but never.
You really want me to do this....give me a sec I'll try find most, cuz am bored
oh shit son, that's amazing though
It's like her ass is solid muscle. it doesn't jiggle or move around like a normal ass
I used to try to get caught by my little sister all the time. I wanted her to join me, I guess. Once we were watching TV, me on the couch and her 7 feet away, closer to the TV. I whipped it out and just sat there naked for 10 minutes. Eventually got hard and started stroking it. If she knew she never looked.
Once she was in the bath. I walked in and just started talking to her like it was no big deal. She relaxed a bit after a while and I said I was going to join her. She didn't want me to, but she's not saying no to me. Fully erect, across from her in the tub, water doesn't even cover the scrote. I soap up a bit, eventually get to my cock, and stroke it a lot too long but then stop. Mom walks in, sees us both, takes a long stare at my cock, speechless.
>all those blondes
>lexi is the lone brunette, plus palest
i've been caught three times. once by mom when i was like 11, once by grandma when i was bout 12, and once by my dad when i was about 13, every single time i was so fucking horny i was just doing it in the goddamn living room, zero fucks given. nothing was ever said, and it didn't stop me from doing it again.
>she keeps going at this for like a minute or more and by now im more relaxed than anxious
>im still twitchy cause my dick is in overdrive from sensations right now
>i feel like im about to come so I tell her
>hey i need to come
She says that's perfectly fine and that to get like 4 sheets of toilet paper
>i dont know what she was thinking when she justs puts her hand and
>Jerks me off into fucking overdrive
>im fucking shaking in the legs when I finally come
According to her, I came a fucking bunch, she laughed and told me to next time at least pay more attention when jerking off.
In case youre wondering we never had sex after that, i still see her when I travel to Cali. And any time she looks at me she gives me a sly as fuck smile. I have asked her what that meant and she said its a one time deal and we arent doing anything like that again
>Anyone been caught fapping before? Either by a family member, friend, or just another person in general?
>Tell us your story, Anon.
i was nude under a blanket in my room
with a bag of my mom's clothes in the closet
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Exactly! And the ratio to her body size is so off, still, her ass is a good one to look at
Haha the shit we simply don't care about when we are horny as fuck
gawd damn, well, that must've been a nice holiday
good guy anon
20. is Lais Deleon
I was once high on speed, jerking it in the living room to jordyn jones with my headphones on when my roommate walked in to get some dirty plates that he had left there.
I didn't see him, just when I looked up, I saw the door closing.
We've never talked about it. But he refuses to sit in the sofa.
>1. Lily Roma, 2. Rachel Burr, 3. Lilith Lust, 4. Lexi Belle, 5. Sophie Reade, 6. Joey fisher, 7. Lucy Pinder, 8. Kagney Linn Karter, 9. Danielle Sharp, 10. Charley Atwell, 11. Jordan Carver, 12. Stacey Poole, 13. Rosie Jones, 14. Keeley Hazell, 15. Iana Little, 16. Remy Lacroix, 17. Jessica Nigri, 18. Mia Malkova, 19. Jynx Maze (maybe) 20. Lais Deleon 21. Holly Peers, 22.Erica Campbell 23. Tessa Fowler, 24. Holly Michaels, 25. Mia Rose, 26. Lindsey Strutt, 27. Alice Goodwin
Boom all 27 I believe!
Hahaha oh the banter
Ex gf caught me fapping to a amateur cuck gangbang breeding video I was watching (nothing gay). She just smiled at me and said that was her fantasy to. She wanted to watch the remainder of the video with me but I said no.
I dumped her the day after. I didn't want things to get too weird. My current gf doesn't know. I always fantasize about my gf's getting bred when I have sex with them.
the most awkward was my grandma, for multiple reasons. when my mom caught me she just kinda walked through, i had my dick out the side of my tighty whities so it was easy to kind of just pull them back around, which didn't cover the bulge but provided some cover. and somewhat similar for my dad, and the couch hid me for the most part because he was walking behind it... but when i got caught at my grandmas, she walked in, everything was around my ankles, it was pretty brutal. i was on the couch and pulled an afghan quilt thing over me, but i know she saw it. i think i was in 7th grade. it was also at granma's house i learned i could suck the head of my own dick in her bathroom.
I used to walk into my moms room after fapping and tell her im sorry and i wont do it again ever.
Every single time. I'm pretty sure she got off on it, she kept letting me see her get out of the shower naked.
10/10 editing, nice body tho
3 times, 3 different people, you should be more careful but nice haha, self fellatio? gawd damn
Did you have extreme anxiety/guilt? or were you a religious family? It's understandable to be like that when you are young and first start fapping, but every time? I feel bad for you son! At least you got slight wincest, did she buy you any mags or some shit?
I don't like the idea of a girl knowing I like that. Her also liking it made things way too weird for me. I'm too scared of fantasy becoming reality and that was too close for comfort for me. I don't want to allow myself to fall into that lifestyle. Although I do always wonder how it would be to experience seeing my gf getting bred.
Thanks for your opinion.
>be me 17 yo, sister is 16
>watching my first madison ivy video
>been jacking off for only 10 minutes, but was getting close to finish
>mfw headphones on and door unlocked
> sister walks in but i don't notice her at first
>turn to the left to grab tissues to get ready to cum
>most awkward moment of my life
>she didn't scream or anything because she has seen me before, but we never had eye contact and she's never actually seen my dick
>i tell her to leave or else i'll just keep going
>she gives a half-hearted nod and just stands by the door, guarding it
>i continue, but it takes longer to finish since she's there
>she asks what's wrong and i just tell her to stfu
>i finally finish and she says thanks for satisfying her curiosity
>she's walked into again once but just left instead of watching again
sounds so funny, but nice, you should probably fap more often when she is home, try get her to see you again.
>im 13 and jerk it whenever able
>bro, nine years older like to startle me by jumping out at me and screaming
>be beatin off in room
>bro jumps in "SURPRISE!" he shouts
>very awkward, never talked about it.
Well you might be right. But I was so open there and clearly enjoying myself. She could've at least stepped a little bit closer and offered to do something. She was standing at the opposite end of my room
Hahaha thank you thank you, I just had too much time on my hands, and searching for hot chicks, well, that's fun, you're welcome good citizen! <3
Which one is your favourite?
Got caught fapping in class by this nerdy chick in physics. I had a boner, so what?
>tried to hide it by using wrist action only and under my huge jacket
She confronted me, insisted I was fapping to her.
>played along BC everyone thought she was ugly and didn't want anyone to find out.
She asked me to fix her computer(circa 1996), I obliged as it was a hobby of mine, also didn't want to incur bitch-wrath.
Arrive at her house, she is wearing super slutty tied back top and tiny skirt. Also, no glasses
She admits no problem with comp, just wanted to see me outside school. Start watching a movie and I couldn't help but rub her thighs-kinda my thing.
She went semi pornstar mode, ri0ed my shorts off and gave me maximum violence hand/blowjob. I will never forget.
True word, I am looking her up now, bitch was smart so probably made
I was sharing a room with my sister because our house is small, one time I needed to fap real bad, I went in and checked quickly before closing the door and cover my self with my covers and started to fap, after I finished I cleaned up and noticed that my sister was in the bed next to me under her sheets, she looked asleep so I didn't worry, 5 minutes after I hear her talking to my other sister and yelling " he's so gross!!! Ewwww", pretty sure she caught me.
dude you only live once. yeh i know yolo how dumb but if you and she both liked it and you admit to saying that you always fantasize about your gfs doing it then you might as well go for it.
think if it this way man. you could have watched it with her and tried it out before dumping her. although that might look way too fishy so i don't know.
Yeah i was a few times, once by my brother who just stood there and watched me jack it till i shut the door on him, one by my step mum to the trailers for porn on sky, almost once by my teacher in the storage cupboard when i was suppose to be getting changed and one time when i had to tell my mum because i had jacked it so hard i caused friction burn on my dick and peeled some skin off.
big baller shot caller, funny how things like that happen, always in the least expected ways
heh heh heh
oh...oh my...what a life of fapping you've had
sometimes alcoholic mothers do, they sleep walk, but who knows
Well I haven't been caught but I did catch my sister. She was in her room going at it on her pussy and moaning. I stood at the door walked over and she looked at me and took off the covers. So I walked back to my room got a condom and fucked her tight as hell pussy. She loved it alot moaning and groaning.
I don't really get some of what you are saying but I did think on it. Only after I dumped her however. I think of it all the time with my current gf. I seriously doubt she would be into it.
If anything goes bad I still at least occasionally talk to my ex. Maybe I can still at least watch a movie with her. Taking the next step might be a bit too much for me though.
>Caught fucking a dog.
Please leave this plane of existence.
yeah she always wakes up at around that time cause my dad is snooring loud as fuck and she wakes up to pee and I she always just opens up my door to see if im sleeping.. and there i am fapping
Same here with me. My wife went to sleep early and I got to whacking. Well she come out and at first she was pissed but then I explained the male need to get release and now I get laid or blown every day. Sometimes if we are busy we will go a day without anything but never two days. At least for the past three years when she caught me.
I always got caught fucking my girlfriends
One time my dad stole all the nudes of my girl, I had developed the prints from negatives in my photography class so they were on big 8.5x11's. Lots of bent over spread ass, tits, insertion pics....
I was once caught by my Mom.
>Only live with my Mom
>Got home from school, home alone
>Horny as fuck cuz saw hot chick on bus
>Decided to play some playstation
>Controller close to my dick, vibrates
>Get boner, keep making it vibrate
>Take pants off and hold controller to my dick vibrating
>Didn't notice my Mom had come home
>She busts into living room just as I'm shooting my load onto the carpet
>She just goes 'Oh I'm so sorry' and leaves
>After I clean it up and shit, she calls me into her room
>We have a discussion (typical one)
>Next day, come home from school, see a box and note on my bed, note says "Here are some things to help you, instead of doing it in the living room with your controller, try keep to your room, I'll be out for a few hours longer than usual, have fun, try to get most of it in the tissues! winky face"
>Open box, box of tissues, lube, couple porn mags and a cheap DvD (big tit themed)
>Fucken went at it like there was no tomorrow,for hours and hours just fapping
>Was still fapping even when she came home, apparently she heard me watching the dvd and had looked at me fapping to it.
>Was a pretty sweet teenhood
>She would buy me new dvds every now and again
>Anyone been caught fapping before?
"Caught" would be a better word for it.
> Be 15
> Be unbelievable horndog with Oedipus complex
> Come up with fool-proof plan to shag mum
> 1. Let her "catch" me fapping
> 2. She'll get turned on
> 3. We'll fuck each others' brains out
> Lay on bed fapping, knowing she'll be in soon to announce dinner
> She opens door, starts to say something, sees me, says "OH!", hurriedly closes door and leaves.
> I'm like "WTF, she wasn't supposed to leave!"
> We eat dinner in awkward silence.
> She acts weird around me for a couple weeks
> We never speak of it.
AFter that she started knocking.
I don't know if she suspected my Oedipus complex. God I hope not!
Anyway I got over it at about 21 and actually prefer younger girls now.
You have no idea how lucky you are.
I bet it turned her on knowing what you were doing and that she played a part in it.
And post the note!!!!
>be visiting single aunt for a few days
>sisters share one bedroom, me with aunt
>be 12. wasnt big deal in our poorfag country to share bed with relatives when young
>ran out of undies. sleep with just thin fabric pjs
>wake up to patting on dick at around 4am
>sleepy aunt be waking me up by patting my penis. Had fishing with a neighbor planned
> she continued doing so without looking for like 10 sec, i had a massive boner (no undies)
>feelsgoodman.png. pretend im asleep
>finally she wakes up fully and notices what shes been doing
>awkward pause. boner refuses to die. didnt open my eyes for fear of being caught.
>20 seconds feel like an hour
>gentle touch felt on dick
>starts pumping it gently up and down.
> came within 30 seconds
>pretended waking up and looked at her. she was acting asleep
>cleaned up and slept. fuck fishing.
> tried to make it happen once more but failed.
>Hahaha If she weren't my mother, was younger I probably would have wanted to as well when I was 14,but I was far too preoccupied fapping like crazy every day
Post the note with the winky face.
Everyone should have a mother as progressive as yours.