ITT: We claim a super power but other anons can put any sort of restriction on them that they want.
I want the power to punch people over the Internet
>You have to punch through your own monitor to do so.
You can only teleport to scenes of brutal crimes that are currently being committed and there is always a mother fucker that won't want witnesses. Also, you can survive in space but you must constantly endure the agony of all your liquids boiling due to the vacuum.
I want to be able to hit any target from any distance with complete accuracy
your punch download speed is infinite, but when trying to retract your fist from the other side, you are limited by the punchee's upload speed, and they all have dial up.
I want to have the power to convince people of new names for everyday items and forget the old names they used to use for them. "Whats a pair of scissors? Oh you mean pinching knives"
Your super strength only applies to really mundane things like ripping up cardboard boxes and opening those damn pickle jars. Your clairvoyance also only applies to people you don't and never will know.
I want the ability to become anyone I want to.
>I become the psychic pickle man in a circus and rake in millions by opening anything pickle jar or cardboard related.
> I become the hero of the cardboard kingdom and strike fear into any ups man.
You must have a good mental image of were to teleport or you you will merge with anything that you teleport on causing you great pain and limb loss. Survival in space only works when you are in a space suit.