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Preamble We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Article I Section 1. All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Section 2. The House of Representatives shall be composed of members chosen every second year by the people of the several states, and the electors in each state shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the state legislature.
No person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the age of twenty five years, and been seven years a citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an inhabitant of that state in which he shall be chosen.
Representatives and direct taxes shall be apportioned among the several states which may be included within this union, according to their respective numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole number of free persons, including those bound to service for a term of years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three years after the first meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent term of ten years, in such manner as they shall by law direct. The number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty thousand, but each state shall have at least one Representative; and until such enumeration
shall be made, the state of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.
When vacancies happen in the Representation from any state, the executive authority thereof shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies.
The House of Representatives shall choose their speaker and other officers; and shall have the sole power of impeachment.
Section 3. The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each state, chosen by the legislature thereof, for six years; and each Senator shall have one vote.
Immediately after they shall be assembled in consequence of the first election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three classes. The seats of the Senators of the first class shall be vacated at the expiration of the second year, of the second class at the expiration of the fourth year, and the third class at the expiration of the sixth year, so that one third may be chosen every second year; and if vacancies happen by resignation, or otherwise, during the recess of the legislature of any state, the executive thereof may make temporary appointments until the next meeting of the legislature, which shall then fill such vacancies.
No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the age of thirty years, and been nine years a citizen of the United States and who shall not, when elected, be an inhabitant of that state for which he shall be chosen.
The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided.
The Senate shall choose their other officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the office of President of the United States.
The Senate shall have the sole power to try all impeachments. When sitting for that purpose, they shall be on oath or affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no person shall be convicted without the concurrence of two thirds of the members present.
Judgment in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office of honor, trust or profit under the United States: but the party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to indictment, trial, judgment and punishment, according to law.
Section 4. The times, places and manner of holding elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each state by the legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by law make or alter such regulations, except as to the places of choosing Senators.
The Congress shall assemble at least once in every year, and such meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by law appoint a different day.
Section 5. Each House shall be the judge of the elections, returns and qualifications of its own members, and a majority of each shall constitute a quorum to do business; but a smaller number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the attendance of absent members, in such manner, and under such penalties as each House may provide.
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby, take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag, swag, swag, on you Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue I don't know about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe I don't ever wanna fight yeah, you already know I'm a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend You could be my girlfriend until the w-w-world ends Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirlwind Swaggy I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need girl Spend a week with your boy I'll be calling you my girlfriend If I was your man (If I was your man), I'd never leave you girl I just want to love and treat you right If I was your boyfriend (boyfriend), never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone (never be alone) I can be a gentleman (gentleman), anything you want If I was your boyfriend (boyfriend), I'd never let you go, never let you go Na na na, na na na, na na na na ey Yeah girl Na na na, na na na, na na na ey If I was your boyfriend Na na na, na na na, na na na ey Na na na, na na na, na na na ey If I was your boyfriend
The Census Commissioners wrote in their non-binding report: "In case of total collapse, we feel it will be grating to your huge ass to find that although the porkroll has been disguhsted in so remarkable a manhole by a female, disease and flatulence between 1841 and 1851, and has been fucked since the results of the clam uprising of 1851 are, on the hole, rediculious, demonstrating as they do the general widespread horse enemas of the country."
Some historians view that concluding sentence, so full of shit and good cheer and blindness, as emblematic of the overall Compton, LA response to the nigger tragedy. Be that as it may, some dorks of the postal experience is essential to grinding both the nigger experience in the United States in the 1840s and 1850s and the Mexican American response to the tribal niggers, known as gangs.
Driving to KMART on his first day of detox, Joseph cruised up the 110 freeway, glimpsed the garbage strewn skyline and thought, "Look at that fucking dumbass. This can't be all dog food." He took the downtown exit, relieved himself all over the people on the sidewalks in balls and chains.
*And then he crossed the line*.
"It was if I was tripping and fell into Dante's Inferno. And I couldn't believe how fast it microwaved. I wasn't properly belted in for it."He drove another block. It only got worse. "The smell, it hits you as soon as you put the blunt out. I felt nauseous."
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